Editing Enemies in Wario: Master of Disguise

[[Wario: Master of Disguise]]

=Bosses=
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*'''Mad Hat Mk I'''
**Cannoli's custom-built UFO. The lower jet engine keeps it aloft in even the most miserable conditions, but makes the thing rather hard to balance. 


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*'''Mad Hat Mk II'''
**A fierce deity that has guarded Cannoli's family for generations. Whenever Cannoli's desire for treasure hits the boiling point, this robot is sure to appear!


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*'''Sphinx'''
**The Sphinx works at the museum, but spends all of his time goofing off and asking dumb riddles of everyone he sees. Plus he never pulls OT.

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*'''Head Honcho Carpaccio'''
**Carpaccio used the financial might of his company to develop a morphing technology that turned him into an enormous blue head. Neat, no?

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*'''Poobah the Pharaoh'''
**A physical embodiment of the long-dead desert king. Cold, uncaring historical types yearn to plunder his tomb and take his things for their "research".


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*'''Ka-Bloom!'''
**This flower measures over ten feet in diameter and reeks of garlic and animal waste. It symbolizes death. And bad cooking.

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*'''Barfatronic Lavachomper'''
**A device built to regulate the flow of magma, and also seek out and terrorize the occasional intruder. Why it looks so darn weird is anyone's guess.


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*'''Stuffy the Dolphin'''
**The 64th ruler of the glorious Dolphinian empire. It is whispered that he once was known by another name, but all who attempted to uncover it have met a bad end.


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*'''Fluffy the Dolphin'''
**A young Dolphinian with succession rights to the throne. Expect a fierce bout of regicide when the magic day finally comes.

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*'''Mad Hat Mk III'''
**Using cutting-edge technology developed by his company, International Evil Concern Inc., Cannoli made his robot twice as powerful as before.


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*'''Carpaccio'''
**A brilliant, pompous chemist, and the current president of Sigil Securities. He lives to find the Wishstone, but also enjoys fine suits from the best tailors in the land.


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*'''Terrormisu'''
**This is the evil demon of legend that was sealed inside the Wishstone. Hubba hubba.

=Minor Enemies=
==All Areas==
*Treasure Pest'''
**A devious mechanical trap made to look like a treasure chest. it yearns to put a hurtin' on all who draw near to steal the sweetness within.

==S.S. Caviar==
*Munchelangelo'''
**This happy little mouse has been living high on the hog on a luxury liner. Too much time at the buffet has engorged his belly to epic proportions.

*'''DaVincheese'''
**These rats are the big cheeses on cruise ships. From food distribution to toilet privilege-granting, these hardcases run the show.

*'''Ratfael'''
**This little guy is always running about with rage-reddened face. Some say it's because of his insatiable jealousy of Munchelangelo.

*'''Squabble'''
**This chubby seagull has a taste for the good life. He circles luxury liners, hoping for a quick nibble on some rich, fatty passengers.

*'''Galley Cat'''
**This new crewman has just gotten his sea legs, and is eager to serve the ship's guests. He wanders the halls proudly exclaiming, "The customer is king!"

*'''Pushy Cat'''
**This veteran crewman is embittered by long hours, low pay, and incompetent upper management. He gripes about the eager new guy under his breath.

*'''Spoonatic'''
**These spoons, warped and twisted by hate, wish only to scoop out joy and happiness from the lives of others.

*'''Slaughterfork'''
**Forks dropped under the table and forgotten are twisted into these monstrosities by their own bitter resentment.

*'''Jack the Knife'''
**These dull and rusted knives are fueled by their own rage over a lifetime of butter-spreading and chicken kiev-slicing. Rusted and dull, they know neither remorse nor pitty.

==Smithsnorian Museum==
*Officer Kicksworth'''
**This guardsman is a bit overcautious. He's the jerk you see waving everyone else through a four-way stop and installing antilock brakes on shopping carts.

*'''Sergeant Houndstooth'''
**This snack-loving guard isn't fat... he just fills his uniform to bursting with candy of all shapes and sizes. That's why the dog loves him.

*'''Dave'''
**A regal canine who overcame his mutt roots to become a true police dog at the tender age of one (or seven in dog years). His pugilistic skills are a wonder.

*'''Nigel B. Whistlbottom'''
**This guard is descended from a proud family of watchmen who have been locked in a bitter struggle with the Cannoli clan since time immemorial.

*'''Sir Lance-A-Lot'''
**This robot camouflages itself as a suit of armor and waits for unlucky passersby. Of course, the disguise only works if you usually keep armor around the house.

*'''Stankulus'''
**The bronze statue of a long-lost athlete sports the world's finest armpits, which emit a fine mist that smells vaguely of cantelope.

*'''Scare-oh!'''
**A statue of the king known for building the greatest empire the world has ever known deep in the burning desert. His wife was known for a big schnoz.

*'''Battle Salmon'''
**A paper-thin fish that moves with the speed of 10,000 winds and sacrifices its own life to damage enemies. ...What a jerk.

*'''Ramenses II'''
**A statue of the world's first true ramen aficionado. All who opposed his crazed, noodley way had their best restaurants burned to the ground.

*'''Horkus Porkus'''
**The statue of a god who can look straight into the hearts of all men. Due to a tragic spelling error, most people call him "Phil."

*'''Noobis'''
**All who torment dogs, or at least refuse to give them table scraps when they beg and look cute, will be cursed by this statue in the afterlife.

*'''Tooty Kamen'''
**The man depicted by this statue was the kindest, gentlest ruler ever. Except for that whole "destroy my enemies" thing...

*'''Lurchin'''
**This emotionally fragile urchin hurts everyone he touches, no matter how hard he tries not to. He spends each night sobbing from nearly unbearable loneliness.

==Sneezemore Cave==
*Snow Globe'''
**The power of the Wishstone and a snowstorm created this monstrosity. It absorbs enemy attacks and uses that power to grow even larger.

*'''Blow Globe'''
**This enlarged form of a Snow Globe has mutated to a terrible size. Quake in fear at its freezy crystals!

*'''Mr. Cheeky'''
**This poor ape is old enough to need dentures, and yet still doesn't have the hang of the whole potty-training thing. Hence the undies and angry demeanor.

*'''Slithervine'''
**A carnivorous plant with genetic ties to the same ancestor that snakes descended fro. Once prey enters its territory, it will chase it relentlessly.

==Pobah the Pharaoh's Piramid==
*K9 Cannon'''
**A floor-mounted cannon in the shape of Noobis. It cares not for rights or liberties, preferring instead to blast away and ask questions later.

*'''Sphinx Jr.'''
**A cannon modeled after the Sphinx. Unlike his big brother, this cannon is dead serious about his job and protects the pyramid with gusto.

*'''Bombat'''
**An explosive bat born from an unholy union of ancient biotechnology and modern chemical warfare. These creatures patrol the entire pyramid, ever watchful.

*'''Blamses'''
**A cannon made of solid gold. Many a robber has tried to steal it, only to end up blown flat on his duff by the very treasure he sought.

*'''Sarcopha Guy'''
**This mummy got his name from the titanium-alloy sarcophagus he was discovered in. He's a bit bashful, so he doesn't get out much.

==Ancient Waterworks==
*Thorn Weed'''
**The Wishstone turned this plant into a hulking beast, but its spikes are so heavy it can't move without firing off a few of them first.

*'''Seed Weed'''
**The only thing on this male plant's mind is pollination. He shoots his plant seeds with reckless abandon in an effort to leave behind as many progeny as possible.

==Sweatmore Peak==
*RoboUrchin'''
**A babe of a sea urchin whose heart is still young and pure. But soon he'll be poking folks with the best of them! Only then can he call himself a man! Er... a man-urchin.

*'''Snackeral'''
**This fish has been turned into the ultimate weapon by unethical scientist-types. In its spare time, it enjoys war films and sushi.

*'''Cyborca'''
**A whale so manly, he lives in a pool of hot boiling lava. He spends his nights staring up at the starry sky and wondering if that was really such a good idea.

==Blowhole Castle==
*Gooey'''
**This kind ghost tries to appear wherever folks expect to see a spooky spirit. Haunted mansion? Abandoned slaughterhouse? He's your man.

*'''Puffy the Dolphin'''
**A dolphin who loves two things: shrimp and music. Years ago, he left the music scene to live as a recluse inside a scary mansion. And eat shrimp, presumably.

*'''Buffy the Dolphin'''
**A buff dolphin who sacrificed his hydrodynamical body for gigantic muscles. Recently, his movie career has taken a back seat to politics.

*'''Sir Flap-A-Lot'''
**A strange bird that wears crimson armor and flits about the mansion. Some think that this wee bird actually runs the place, but this is only a theory.

*'''Rolltergeist'''
**The world's most talented baker put his heart and soul into creating the world's most perfect roll, only to have it spring to life and flee his kitchen.

*'''Stuffy the 5th'''
**The fifth king of the Dolphinian empire had a short yet troubled reign, so his people commemorated him with this angry, angry statue.

==Carpaccio's Lab==
*Sir Hop-A-Lot'''
**This crazy robot patrols around on a huge pogo stick. It's got the hops, but maneuverability is a bit of an issue.

*'''Sir Worth-A-Lot'''
**If you go five years on the force with perfect attendance, you get a snazzy golden armor upgrade. Robots go wild over this stuff.

*'''Sir Steal-A-Lot'''
**Armor containing the soul of James, the greatest thief to ever live. Great at stealing, that is. Not quite so hot at the whole "escaping" part.

*'''Mellow Kitty'''
**This cat burglar has no interest in the true value of his loot. He just likes to stare at shiny things.

==Allergia Gardens==
*Amphibigun'''
**This small critter was designed to attack in the same way a frog catches prey with its tongue. Which is a pretty bad way to go.