User:Luiigii of the Pipes
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|Luiigii of the Pipes|
|Real Name||Lucas R. Hammer|
The man with the improbably large brain. Should also be noted that he HATES GETTING NO RESPECT. Is a Pikmin and Mario writer foremost, with just a dash of Zelda for flavor.
Luiigii was one of the last to end up in the Gamehiker crew prior to the exodus from VGF, and has continued to aggravate the rest of the Gamehikers since late 2000 with his uncanny ability to be really anal. Once fabled for his immense memorizational skills, Luiigii's brain started to deteriorate some time during college, and now only time will tell if he can still remember the first and last names, age, class, weapon, homeland, and waist size of every single character to grace the pages of Final Fantasy the OG WITHOUT looking at one of the six hundred different pages he wrote detailing all of these aspects. (For any concerned, he still can).
Often jeered for his use of ye olde "notebooks", Luiigii's artistic interpretations are offset by a set of blue lines running horizontally across them. Notebooks have served him well, however, and he owns like 20 or 30, each packed full of information that will probably never be translated to Gamehikers, but that's beside the point.
When not devoting his time to Gamehikers, Luiigii works at a humble pizza parlor in a humble nearby town as a de facto assistant manager. Dealing with the stupidest customers (and hoardes of the stupidest middle schoolers after Friday night High School football games) in existence since late 2002 has made him hard and uncaring, just like the rest of the Gamehiker staff. Having picked up countless business running tips from his boss, you'd think HE owns Gamehikers (and a lot of people do, oddly. Sorry, Masa). But alas, he knows nothing about programming and Masamune will be sure to rub this in his face as soon as he reads this entry.
Just to note, he is not at all as treacherous as Masamune claims.
Luiigii intends to someday own a pizza parlor, so that he may continue hating humanity for the rest of his days.
Why He's So Awesome
- Luiigii of the Pipes was once an (High School) actor, often stuck with the part of the effeminate male. He was by far the most skilled actor in the plays, with colorful accents (including a boring priest and a whiny Englishman) and exaggerated facial expressions, but don't tell his fellow actors that...
- Luiigii's favorite game is apparently Paper Mario for the Nintendo 64, as he has replayed it at least six times--more than any other game he owns with a save function.
- He is better than GORE-ILLA in every way (don't buy into his errors and pointless Donkey Kong Country entries).