Chapter 01
Chapter 02
Chapter 03
Chapter 04
Chapter 05
Chapter 06
Chapter 07
Chapter 08
Chapter 09
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Epilogue

Chapter 11: Stuck Between a Frog and a Hard Place

-Masamune-

By this time, Mario, Luigi, Yoshi and the elected shyguy's had launched their attack on Wart's fortress and have already been caught...

"Hehehe... You fell into my trap and now I can extract my revenge... then I can get rid of that pest Koopa..." Wart chuckled at the unfortunate plumber brothers and their friends, "Now, how should I get rid of you..."

After awhile Wart decided to ponder this in quiet and leave the group guarded by the complimentary minions provided by Kamek.

"So Bro, what are we going to do?" Luigi asked after Wart had left and the minions had fell into a drowsy slumber.

"Well, Yoshi can get rid of the minions... but none of them have the keys" Mario answered.

"Leave that to me" One of the Shyguy chirped, producing a lockpick kit.

-Ace Rimmer-

"Yoshi, you up to 'disposing' of our guards?" Mario asked.

"Of course! I've haven't eaten in a few hours now!" Yoshi said, licking his lips. In a few shots with his tongue, their cell now left unmonitored.

"Okay, it's time for you to do your stuff little guy!" Luigi said.

"Okay, just wait a sec, we'll be free in no time!" the Shyguy responded. He went busily working on the lock, while the rest waited patiently.

"Hey Mario, how much time do we have before Bowser said he'd take over the Mushroom Kingdom?" Luigi pondered out loud. Mario turned to Luigi shaked his head.

"I don't know, we have three days, four at most. Hey, we'll make it in time, besides there are other heroes in the Mushroom Kingdom..."

"There! The doors open guys!" the Shyguy said. He opened the door, and Mario bounded out into the corridor, only to be spotted by another contingent of guards meant to replace the sleepy (and now eaten) guards in the next shift.

"Hey!", one of the guards shouted, "Who're... THEY'RE ESCAPING! SOUND THE ALARM!"

"Great. C'mon! We gotta get outta here, and quick! Luigi and I will hold off the guards while Yoshi'll lead you somewhere. Let's go!" Mario said quickly.

"But, what about you?" Yoshi asked.

"We'll be fine, right Luigi?" Mario said.

"Piece of cake. At least we won't die of boredom..." Luigi mused. Mario and Luigi rushed outside and braced for the oncoming minions, while the rest fled into the darkness of the corridors.

-lzn64-

Yoshi and the shyguys took off past Mario and Luigi and into a doorway that was located not far off. The shyguys had some knowledge of the general layout of the palace, and so they took the lead. Yoshi followed, looking back with a concerned expression toward his friends, who he could no longer see. (good luck, guys...) He thought, and then he assumed a determined countenance and quickened his pace.

"Where are you taking me?" Yoshi asked, as the party raced along various passages.

"Out of here, of course!" One snifit, who had apparently taken the leadership position among his teammates, shouted back.

At this, Yoshi stopped dead in his tracks.

"No, way! You're kidding, right?" He said incredulously, staring at the snifit. "We have to find the heating system!"

"You're not a plumber, I'm afraid, and there's no telling when and if Mario and Luigi will be able to shut it down."

"What do you mean, if? Besides, how hard can it be to break down a stupid heating system?"

"Er... well..."

"Exactly!" Yoshi cried. "Now, take me to it!"

"I don't know where it is, though... I've never been there..."

"Then let's start toward a corrider you've never been through."

The snifit sighed, not liking this plan at all, and turned into another doorway. Yoshi followed suspiciously, and vowed that if they ended up outside the palace he'd eat the snifit, friend or not.

The snifit must have sensed that, because after a while they stood at the entrance to a dark hall. He sighed heavily, and turned to face Yoshi.

"Okay. I've never been through this hall before. It's heavily guarded."

"No problem," Yoshi replied, licking his lips.

"That might get you through the first line, but I'm warning you, there's only two places in here I've never been. One is Wart's chambers. The other is the heating system, and both would be armed with more guards than you could possible hope to eat, modified digestive system or no."

"Well, I'm not leaving without trying!" Yoshi said defiantly, crossing his arms.

"Okay...." The snifit said, shaking his head. He led them through the dark corridor and placed his hands on the door. He took a deep breath and turned the knob, not sure whether the door would open on Wart's personal chambers, or the central heating system...

-Masamune-

"So.. I tells 'im, if ya think yer gonna squish me, ya got 'nother thing coming. I'll wh..." The goomba suddenly stopped and looked at the door and saw Yoshi and the Shyguy gang "INTRUDERS!"

A Magikoopa suddenly stepped out in front, "I'll take care of these, go warn Master Wart that the prisoners escaped"

The goomba ran off as the Magikoopa narrowed its eyes at the Shyguys. "Ara Kali MAZA!" The Magikoopa mumbled, then pointed at one of the Shyguys causing it to burst into flames.

"Kono!" The lead Snifit cried, "ou killed Kono... You'll pay for this!"

"Will I?" THe Magikoopa asked sarcastically, "Ari Kali MAZA!"

One of the Snifits burst into flames this time.

"Stop it!" The lead Snifit cried, firing a bullet towards the magikoopa's forehead.

"Kata Farore!" The bullet suddenly turned around, fortunately Yoshi and the shyguys jumped out of the way in time.

Yoshi quickly leaped into action, ready to swallow the Magikoopa.

"Tinicus shrankila!"

Yoshi's attack didn't connect as he suddenly shrunk to about the size of one of the Shyguy's shoes.

"Anyone else?" The magikoopa asked devishly.

"All right guys..." The lead snifit said slowly "We have to hold him off long enough for Mario and Luigi to shut off the heating system and defeat Wart... we might not make it alive. But we have to fight for our dignity and the other shyguys at home"

"Right!" The shyguys said together, they all got into battle poses and launched their attacks.

"Multipilicus illusitory!" The Magikoopa suddenly split into twenty different illusion, "Can you find the right one? You hit the wrong one and it explodes... choose the right one and you don't die, Ready?"

The shyguys were surrounded and desperate, one of the less patient ones charged at what looked to be the right one. His charge was met with an explosion instantly killing him.

"Tsk, tsk" The magikoopa laughed, "You'll have to try harder if you wish to succeed!"

One of the snifits fired at a magikoopa, but the bullet was met with fire that followed the snifit and consumed it as well.

"Oh dear, no cheating! Their are seven more of me and only five of you" The magikoopa taunted, "You can still surrender and tell me where the plumbers are"

The lead snifit was furious and looked at the other snifit with him, "Let's do the circular fire... it might kill us but we'll find the right one"

The other snifit nodded, and jumped in the air and began firing randomly, the lead snifit followed suit and fired at all of them. Each one vanished until the main one was hit, preventing the fire from killing the snifits.

"Argh, I won't forget this..." The Magikoopa sneered, "We'll meet again!"

The magikoopa suddenly vanished and Yoshi returned to normal size.

"Whew..." Yoshi sighed, "We'll have to be more careful"

"What!?" We just lost four of our men!"

Yoshi paused, he hadn't even though of it like that. Before a shyguy was a enemy, killing one made no diference. But these Shyguys were good and had saved him, and he hadn't cared that four lost their life helping him and the Mario Brothers.

"I'm sorry..." Yoshi admitted, "But we still can't give up..."

-lzn64-

"What are you talking about? You heard him, Wart'll be sending his personal guard after us any second now!"

"Well, I've been in worse situations."

"We lost five comrades to a single magikoopa! If we're faced by Wart's entire army we're all toast! Surely you see that!"

"In any case, I'm going on ahead. There's no use just waiting here like sitting ducks."

"Well me and my men are leaving. And if you had one single ounce of sanity, you'd follow suit."

"Just call me crazy!" Yoshi retorted, practically skipping down the hall, while the gang of snifits and shyguys looked on, with slack jaws. Their self appointed leader turned to go, but stopped short as he realized his men weren't following him like they usually did.

"What are you doing? Let's go."

"We can't just abandon such a recklessly loyal guy as him..." One shyguy replied, looking down the hall, where Yoshi had dissapeared. "He's brave and all, but he's way too careless. He's gonna walk right into a trap or something."

"That's his problem."

"It became our problem as soon we were appointed to help them through this," a snifit said wisely.

The entire group then proceeded to run full blown down the hall after Yoshi, leaving the leader to stare after them stupidly. He cursed under his breath, then turned to go.

"I guess I'm the only one here who's not suicidal..." He muttered, as he walked toward the palace exit.

"You're still dead meat!" A harsh voice replied. "Traitor!"

The forsaken leader raised his masked face to the owner of these rash words, and his eyes widened as he saw what faced him. A very large company of shyguys, snifits, beezos, and tweeters crowded the hall. Without a second thought, he turned and was racing down the hall after his companions.

"Wait! Guys! Hey..." He yelled, his voice trailing off as he sprinted back through the dark passage. The harsh-voiced leader of the large company of Wart's warriors grinned maliciously, and waved his troops to follow.

And follow they did. Yoshi and the small group of Sub-Con warriors heard them approaching even before the overthrown leader returned to warn them of their approach. Yoshi looked back behind them, a tendril of fear slipping into the mask of determination on his face.

(I hope Mario and Luigi are having more luck than me,) He thought, then he was racing recklessly after his group.

-Masamune-

"Is that it?" Luigi asked as he set the wrench down and faced his older brother. "That should do it, now we just have to find Wart" Mario answered.

The two made their way out of the ventilation shafts and into the hallway. Before they could do much anything, several shyguys flew past them followed by Yoshi. Behind Yoshi was even more shyguy's, only meaner and obviously were Wart's minions. The two plumbers quickly started running after their friends in attempt to get away. The two suddenly collided in the back of Yoshi.

"Hey, what's the hold up?" Luigi asked.

"Wart..." The snifit up firend said fearfully.

"That's right!" A goomba chirped, "Now your going to get it!"

"Ahh, you have done well... of course your plans had been foreseen and I have prepared for them" Wart said cruelly, "Your friends barely beat the Magikoopa. But I am your first true challenge to reach Bowser. I do not intend to let you leave here alive, now we fight to the death!"

"Enough with the speech" Mario retorted "We'll beat you like last time!"

"Really? I do beleive you are in lack of vegetables this time" Wart chuckled, he waved his arm and spat out eight bubbles, which levitated in the air and surrounded hm.

"Go ahead, just try and attack!" Wart cackled.

-Ace Rimmer-

The corridor opened up into a large cavernous rooms, with lit torches attached to the wall at regular intervals. All the passageways leading out of there were filled with Wart's minions, leering and jeering at Mario and his companions. They were surrounded with a wall of opposition on all sides, made up of stone and flesh.

"Not so sure about winning this time Mario?" Wart taunted.

"I don't need any vegetables, I'll just have to knock you down the old-fasioned way... Ready Luigi? Yoshi?"

"We're with you Mario."

"You can count on us!"

"How touching, our guests say some parting words before being sent to the great beyond!" Wart said. "But I want this to be a one-on-one fight..." With those words, the bubbles head aloft above his head were sent flying forward faster than the eye could follow. Luigi, Yoshi, and the remaining snifits were incased in a magical bubble.

"What? Huh... No! No!!!" Luigi said. He pounded madly at the walls of the bubble, but it was all in vain.

"Heh heh heh, you might want to save some of that air in there for later, Luigi!" Wart said.

"You... you let them all out right now!" Mario demanded.

"What? Ha! That's a good one, but you are in no position to force me to do anything." Mario jumped forward, vis-a-vis to Wart. All around him, assorted foul creatures were in an uproar, and tossing their encapuled prisoners around. Mario raised his fists in opposition, and said: "It ends now Wart. This time there is no sequel." Wart focused his thoughts and a great rumbling from deep within the earth. A bottomless chasm formed between the walls and the inside of the battle arena. Wart tossed aside his cloak and withdrew a rather plain looking staff, with a piece of jet-black onyx was affixed to the top of it with a small diamond set within it.

"You are right about one thing," Wart said, "It ends now." A great blue aura surrounded Mario and his companions. The great mob backed away from it's piercing radience. Wart himself brought up his arms to shield his eyes.

"What? What is happening?" Wart said "This isn't my doing... It isn't supposed to be like this!..."

-lzn64-

As Mario and Luigi were walking out of the ventilator shafts in Sub-Con, Geno, Jinx, and Mallow were following the Princess out of the castle. They had been victorious in their battle, although Mallow had suffered a nasty bump on the head, and the blue hallway was now a tattered mess. Peach giggled quietly to herself as she thought of Bowser's face when he saw THAT.

Peach turned a corner, and proceeded to nearly run right into Kamek. She stopped just in time, and thankfully, the head magikoopa seemed too caught up in his own thoughts to notice the surprised princess. Geno, who was right behind her, grabbed her silently and propelled her back out of the magikoopa's sight. They both could hear Kamek mumbling, and Peach's fists clenched in anger at what she heard.

"I know that stupid frog isn't heeding my warnings..." Kamek muttered, as his hands waved across the walls, searching for something. "He'll take matters into his own slimy hands like he always does...and you can bet that I'm not going to stand for it! Those dirty plumbers should have already sprung the trap Wart mentioned..."

"Wart!" Peach whispered frantically, "and the plumbers he speaks of must be Mario and Luigi!" She struggled against Geno's restraining arms, but he was too strong for her, obviously. "Let me go!" She said a bit too loudly, as Kamek looked in their direction. He shrugged and continued his ramblings.

"There'll be no helping them if we get caught too!" Geno said in reply to Peach's struggles. Peach, seeing the wisdom in this, nodded her head. They then turned their attentions back to Kamek. Mallow and Jinx crowded in beside them, straining their ears to hear.

"I'll go and make sure Wart has conceded to the orders of the Koopa Kingdom myself!" Kamek was saying. At that moment, his hands found what they had been searching for, and a tiny click was heard. The wall split and opened, and the magikoopa stepped through.

Geno led his companions through after him, before the wall could shut behind him. They were nearly blinded by a whitish blue light, which was pulsing from the wall in front of them. Geno squinted into it, but Kamek was nowhere to be seen.

"Where is he!?" Peach yelled in exasperation, shielding her eyes.

"You guys..." Mallow said timidly, "The door shut."

The other three turned around to face the prince, who was pointing to where the door had been just a few seconds earlier. Geno shrugged.

"We weren't planning on going back, anyway."

"You're darn right, we weren't!" Peach hissed. "This must be a portal to Sub-Con! Unless Wart has taken residence somewhere else..."

"Do you know who this Wart person is, princess?" Jinx asked, a questioning look on his face.

"Do I ever! He seems to be obsessed with ruling the world of dreams, and let me tell you, he's quite insane. There's no telling what that bubble-belching idiot will do if he catches Mario and Luigi in that trap Kamek was talking about!"

"Then what are we waiting for?" Geno yelled, standing next to the pulsing wall. "Let's go!" And so saying, he jumped through. Peach nodded and followed suit. Jinx shrugged, and hopped through the wall after them. Mallow took one last look at the wall behind him, where the door should've been, sighed loudly and walked up to the blue wall. He stuck his hand in experimentally, and was promptly sucked through.

After a period of terrified screaming, he was spat violently out of the warp zone to a very tense situation. He saw Kamek first, who was yelling something in a very angry voice. Mallow gasped as he caught sight of the object of Kamek's anger, a large, slimy frog creature. (That must be Wart...) He thought, staring in fear. He tore his gaze away then, and saw Mario, looking in confusion at him, his companions, and Kamek. He also saw Luigi, Yoshi, and a small company of shy guys, trapped within very disagreeable-looking bubbles.

Before Mallow had even finished making these observations, Geno had figured out the source of Wart's power was the staff he was clutching. The wooden figure sprinted toward it, as Wart raised and pointed it at Kamek. He knocked the wand off course as the beam of magic exited it, and instead of frying Kamek on his broom, Wart only managed to put a long black scar on the wall.

The frog prince howled in fury, and whirled on the blue clad pest who had attacked him. Geno picked himself off the ground, shaking his head dizzily, and so was completely unprepared for the sudden pain of Wart's acidic bubbles, which hit him dead on.

As Geno collapsed, Mario saw his chance. He had no idea how everyone had gotten here, but he did know that Wart had to be stopped to get to Bowser. He rushed at Wart, who was turning around to face him even as he ran. Time seemed to slow down for the plumber as he rushed forward. Mario saw Wart turning, with his wand poised. He saw Peach out of the corner of his eye, and it seemed that a great weight was lifted off him just knowing that she was safe. He saw his brother, encased in his prison, and rage boiled inside him as he witnessed this insult, this infraction on the team that was the Super Mario Brothers. At the moment when his feet left the ground, as he leaped toward his third self-proclaimed arch enemy ever, he felt absolutely invincible.

He connected with his target, sending him sprawling forward, and more importantly, dislodging the wand from his grip. Mario and Wart rolled crazily across the marble floor of Wart's chambers, until the self oppointed dictator of dreams hit the far wall with a sickening thud. Mario disloged himself from the tangle, just in time to see Mallow grab Wart's wand and free the imprisoned heroes.

He payed little attention to that however, as his eyes were focused on the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. He watched her as she worriedly turned Geno over, and carefully placed her hands on his chest. He watched her as she began to glow with a faint pink color, transferring healing energy to the injured alien. And he watched her as she helped him up, and as her eyes met with his own.

Before either of them could say a thing, however, Kamek flew his broom expertly to the center of the room, and laughed cruelly.

"Congratulations, plumber! You have just saved the Koopas the task of dethroning that imbecile, and handed control of this world over to us!" He chuckled as Mario's angry gaze locked to his. "Good luck trying to do the same with King Bowser, who is, by the way, nearly complete with his conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom."

So saying, he dissapeared within the blue portal, back to Bowser's Castle.

The princess and her six heroes looked at each other for a split second, and followed without needing to say a word.

And the remaining shyguys that had been instructed to help them snuck quietly past the evil minions, who were frantically attempting to revive their fallen leader, their job complete.

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