Let's Play Mega Man X (finished in 17 days shy of a year)

TheKirbyOfDeath · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2007 00:20 **Posts:** 730

I've played Mega Man
That was a lie, I'm sorry
Fight Spark Mandrill next

Luiigii of the Pipes · **Posted:** 30 Apr 2011 20:36

Hey did you know this?
Armored Armadillo just
Barely fit in here

Nintenfreak · **Posted:** 01 May 2011 01:21

Go with Steve's plan, Man
Maybe he's gonna kill you,
But he seems legit.

Ditto McCloaker · **Posted:** 01 May 2011 23:41

Like spring to the snow
The fallen Chameleon's Sting
Cuts short Storm Eagle

TheKirbyOfDeath · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2007 00:20 **Posts:** 730

I've played Mega Man
But it was only the start
of Mega Man 2

True story

Glem Bridges · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 19:48

Whoa, lots of entertaining haikus. You guys are good at this.

I'll leave this contest active until midnight Tuesday night, then I'll call in an impartial judge to choose which is the best.

Nintenfreak · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 20:19

Mega Man Zero
A poor man's Mega Man X,
poor man's Mega Man.

Ditto McCloaker · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 21:01

Make sure your judge has read the Wikipedia article on Haikus, in order to familiarize themselves on all the qualities of a proper haiku, beyond the number of syllables.

Just saying, they should be aware :awesome:

Five, seven, then five
A clash of contradiction
Then, over, and done.

Nintenfreak · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 21:07

Haikus are for the stupid and lazy;
On the other hand, sonnets are awesome.
Man, Mega Man X is pretty crazy.
Wily created Zero, X's chum.
I think he's pretty gay personally,
But not in the awesome Vin Diesel way.
Shoehorned into the game annoyingly,
This would not be the last time, I should say.
He got into MvC over Rock.
No, Capcom, Zero isn't enough, aight?
Now tell me; whose jaw do I have to sock
So I'll cure the planet of Zero's blight.
The rest of the game is pretty fun, though.
Boba Fett is my favorite maverick, yo.

Glem Bridges · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 21:14

Point taken, Ditto, but who's to say what makes a good haiku? Sometimes good art challenges the establishment. Or I could cut the BS and say that I really just wanted the dopey things you write in third grade. Granted, that does mean your entry has a unique epic quality to it. I know that epic isn't the word I want but the internet has ruined my brain.

Also, Mega Man Zero is a very fun time. I started that some months ago and stopped when I got to Neo Arcadia, I should pick it back up.

Nintenfreak · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 21:19

NOW WITH LIMERICKS!

There once was Stardroid named Venus,
Whose Chassis was shaped like a penis.
With himself he would play
In both April and May
And his Bubble Bomb was quite heinous

Luiigii of the Pipes · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 21:20

Ditto McCloaker wrote:

Make sure your judge has read the Wikipedia article on Haikus, in order to familiarize themselves on all the qualities of a proper haiku, beyond the number of syllables.

Just saying, they should be aware :awesome:

Five, seven, then five
A clash of contradiction
Then, over, and done.

Was my haiku true? Was it proper and clashing? Or did I blow it?

Nintenfreak · **Posted:** 02 May 2011 21:23

Luiigii of the Pipes wrote:

Ditto McCloaker wrote:

Make sure your judge has read the Wikipedia article on Haikus, in order to familiarize themselves on all the qualities of a proper haiku, beyond the number of syllables.

Just saying, they should be aware :awesome:

Five, seven, then five
A clash of contradiction
Then, over, and done.

Was my haiku true? Was it proper and clashing? Or did I blow it?

*claps*

Lupus · **Posted:** 03 May 2011 06:05

Haikus don't have to be 5-7-5.

Nintenfreak · **Posted:** 03 May 2011 18:34

Guts Man is so hugely fat
His haikus have six more syllables
Than your standard haiku does.

Let's Play Mega Man X (finished in 17 days shy of a year)

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