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 Post subject: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 03 Nov 2010 17:52 
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As some of you know, I live in Boston. This random chick I met online offered to fly herself up to meet me/sleep with me. No idea why; I just sent her a pic of my penis. I was like, dang girl, I don't care what you do I ain't payin'. So she showed up at my door and pretty soon we were gettin' mad rutty. :awesome:

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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 03 Nov 2010 17:53 
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It's probably b/c I know how 2 spell canceled right. :?

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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 03 Nov 2010 23:21 
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Hey guys. Tyler's back.

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Thanks eagle-eye.

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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 05 Nov 2010 18:31 
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I'm not sure what this shit's about, because he's on my ignore list, but I can't wait until he gets banned again.


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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 07 Nov 2010 15:32 
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Gosh.

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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 07 Nov 2010 19:24 
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Kirby of Death, I couldn't have put it better myself.

This is quite a colorful story. 8/10.

Since there are no other active topics around, I guess that makes this topic the King of the Angst Forum.

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An electronic cigarette, e-cigarette or personal vaporizer, is a battery-powered device that provides inhaled doses of nicotine or non-nicotine vaporized solution. It is an alternative to smoked tobacco products, such as cigarettes, cigars, or pipes. In addition to purported nicotine delivery,[1] this vapor also provides a flavor and physical sensation similar to that of inhaled tobacco smoke, while no smoke or combustion is actually involved in its operation.

An electronic cigarette takes the form of some manner of elongated tube, though many are designed to resemble the outward appearance of real smoking products, like cigarettes, cigars, and pipes. Another common design is the "pen-style", so named for its visual resemblance to a ballpoint pen. Most electronic cigarettes are reusable devices with replaceable and refillable parts. A number of disposable electronic cigarettes have also been developed.

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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 07 Nov 2010 19:53 
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In this thread Nintenfreak valiantly pretends like he did not read my thread.

A few questions bubble up to the top of the pot of my curiosity stew:

1) Did I actually hurt his feelings?

2) Why does he think I got banned?

3) What is with Ditto's bad attitude?

4) :eyebrow: ?

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PostPosted: 07 Nov 2010 22:18 
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3) it's just my default facial expression. I'm cursed to look cold and unpleasant, no matter in what spirit I utter something.

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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 11 Nov 2010 00:52 
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 Post subject: Re: This guy's date canceled on him to sleep with me
PostPosted: 11 Nov 2010 01:57 
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And then Big Al came in and took a dump on the topic, because it was still his birthday.


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