Listening to you guys, sometimes I'm wondering if I'm missing out on something great and awesome. Is it generally acknowledged by everyone else that Pokemon, and specifically this game(s) is awesome?

A bunch of new Pokemon, but the only one you need to know is Wargle. Come on, needs to be Eaglory in English, as much as I hate to give up on a perfectly acceptable English Pun



I also hope the electric tarantula ends up named Teslantula.

P.S., also, isn't a Wargle something from Harry Potter that Luna Lovegood kept going on about?

Nargle, actually, but good memory.

But above and beyond that: Eaglory. And now Teslantula.

Dear GOD you're like a SAVANT at this. WHY AREN'T YOU NAMING THESE POKEMON?!

Seriously guys. Wargle was the sound I made in my throat when I learned it's name was Wargle. WARGLE. WHaT tHE hELL iS tHAT I'lL KiLL yOU I'll KILL ALl oF YoU.

*is restrained by people in white coats*

(Also: Brownie points to anyone who can identify what region of the United States the world map is based on. Stumped us, too.)

Incidentally, for those who don't get Eaglory: The Pokemon is supposed to resemble a red, white and blue Eagle. It's a little nod to America. IT'S THE PATRIOTIC POKEMON.

'Wargle' on the other hand is, presumably, a portmanteau of War-Eagle.

...yeah.

Teslantula. I haven't seen the Pokemon but I love that name for it.

Thing is, it's New York, but there isn't a desert in New York. There isn't a Desert in Hokkido, either, but that didn't stop them from putting one in Hoenn.

Oh, and this is Teslantula('s back).

http://www.serebii.net/blackwhite/ohasuta3.jpg

Also a sarcophagus. Still working on that one. Sarcophaghost... no that's too long. Spoocoffin, eh, that one makes me cringe too. Ah, Bubbahotep. Yes, I like that one.

Tutancoffin.

So close, but it's one character too long. But they've been known to cut corners before. Say hello to 2tancoffin.

Tutancoffn, ala Feraligatr.

Just make sure not to websearch for Pokemon Ebony.

What the hell is websearch? You mean Google?

Seems like hardly a week goes by without a new Pokemon being revealed.

This one is definitely an evolution of an existing Pokemon, namely, Luvdisc.

http://pokebeach.com/wp-content/uploads ... amanpo.jpg

It's named Mamanbo, which means, literally, Mother Ocean Sunfish. So how about we call it either Momoonfish (sunfish are also called moonfish in some places) or Molantine (Mola Mola + Valentine).

New updates. Check them out here: http://pokebeach.com/#three-new-pokemon ... n-oha-suta

Isshu is America:
Football player trainer class.
Black People
Bad guys who want to segregate Pokemon and humans, and are knights.

*wipes tear from eye*

Truly, they have captured the true spirit of America.

Sweeeet laaaand of Liiiiiiiibertyyyy...

...

This actually answers a long-standing question of mine.

"How do black people look anime-style?" Boondocks ain't count.

And may I say: I'm diggin' the character designs in this game. This could be when I get into the Pokemon thing.

Don' be hatin', Al. True, the Japanese may have 145,840 square miles of country and still don't get out enough, but this ain't bad.

At least I didn't say "She can pour syrup on my pancakes any morning."

You just did.