nintfjr: don't plan on f--king her either
[20:52:02] TANNER3000: Why are you so blunt and unsophisticated about it like that?
[20:52:13] nintfjr: Because that's how I roll
nintfjr (9:55:20 PM): [20:52:30] TANNER3000: You don't seem like the blunt and unsophisticated type.
[20:52:37] nintfjr: I'm not
[20:52:41] nintfjr: The internet is my out
[20:52:52] nintfjr: here I get to be the douchebag I wish I were in real life
[20:54:01] TANNER3000: You're bad at it. The only douchebag you've managed is being blunt and unsphisticated by using "f--k" instead of "have intercourse with."
[20:54:51] nintfjr: Yeah, no f--king way I'm using "have intercourse with" when f--k works better
McCloaker (10:04:58 PM): 9_9
McCloaker (10:05:27 PM): Well
McCloaker (10:05:31 PM): If it makes you feel any better
McCloaker (10:05:40 PM): You'll always be a douchebag to me.
nintfjr (10:05:55 PM): You're just saying that to make me feel better
nintfjr (10:06:08 PM): But I appreciate it
McCloaker (10:06:32 PM): No, no, I really mean it
McCloaker (10:06:43 PM): You're not even a douche *bag*
nintfjr (10:06:54 PM): <3
McCloaker (10:06:55 PM): It's, it's really more of a douche-portfolio
McCloaker (10:07:18 PM): Like, several separate, but individual compartments, each containing a different subsection of your total pricked-ness.
nintfjr (10:07:44 PM): ooooh, pricked-ness
nintfjr (10:07:48 PM): Can I have a magic douche bag?
McCloaker (10:07:56 PM): A whole portable filing system of organized assholiness.
McCloaker (10:08:07 PM): Sure, some people might think you're a bit "Assholier-than-thou"
nintfjr (10:08:31 PM): /me applauds
McCloaker (10:09:13 PM): But to me, you have layers. There's the self-righteousness, the myopia, the hubris, the martyr complex, the Napoleonism, the megalomania and the neuroticism.
nintfjr (10:09:31 PM): the more hubris
McCloaker (10:09:59 PM): In summation, to me, you're a whole butthead buffet, and I get to leave my wallet at home.
McCloaker (10:10:13 PM): You're the Three ****eteers
McCloaker (10:10:36 PM): Pathos, Bathos and Ignoramus
nintfjr (10:10:50 PM): HOLY F--K
nintfjr (10:11:10 PM): I think, I'm going to save this
McCloaker (10:11:34 PM): I can always win in an insult competition.
McCloaker (10:12:03 PM): But you are an inspiring subject.
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