Mummy Joke

Phil I.P.C. · **Posted:** 30 Oct 2009 20:20

What is a mummy's favorite variety of cookie?

TheKirbyOfDeath · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2007 00:20 **Posts:** 730

I dunno, what?

Phil I.P.C. · **Posted:** 31 Oct 2009 18:00

I don't know either, I saw it on one side of a sign on the side of the road and never got to read the punchline.

Lupus · **Posted:** 31 Oct 2009 22:34

good topic

TheKirbyOfDeath · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2007 00:20 **Posts:** 730

The only thing I can think of is Ginger Wraps, but that's probably not it.

Ditto McCloaker · **Posted:** 01 Nov 2009 09:48

This joke doesn't appear once on Google. Must be very obscure.

SteveT · **Joined:** 31 Oct 2004 23:29 **Posts:** 1697

If you saw it on a billboard it's probably something like "Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookies, available at your local grocery store."

Phil I.P.C. · **Posted:** 01 Nov 2009 22:25

Nah it wasn't a billboard, it was an electronic marquee next to a bank or something. Definitely not an ad. And yes, I checked Google and read through literally HUNDREDS of cookie and/or mummy jokes and was unable to find the solution to this riddle.

There are some pretty disturbing jokes out there relying on the mummy/mommy pun, though.

Masamune · **Posted:** 01 Nov 2009 22:27

No one truly knows, because the person asking is usually eaten by a mummy.

TheKirbyOfDeath · **Joined:** 27 Nov 2007 00:20 **Posts:** 730

You could probably tie the mummy up and then ask him.

Kinoko · **Joined:** 04 Nov 2004 22:19 **Posts:** 611

...are you my mummy?

Too bad only Masa's going to get this one. >_>

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