~Luiigii and GM fly at one another. Despite having ape fists that could ground GM into pavement, Luiigii realizes he has no sword and is suddenly on the defensive. GM whips out his signature weapon, the Omnipotence~
Murasame: *walks on to the scene* Hey! No! Stop ripping off my style!
~Director and Producer grab Murasame by the arms and start dragging him back~
Murasame: No! NO DAMMIT! I WANT HIM TO STOP DOING IT! I WILL RUIN YOUR CAREER MAN! I WILL SHRACKING SEND IT TO B-RATED HELL!
GM: I'd like to you try it!
Luiigii: You did that with Untitled anyways.
GM: Shut up.
~once Murasame is gone, they resume fighting, but Luiigii realizes Murasame dropped his prop sword and grabs that. As a two ton metal ape, the prop Murasame is more like a short sword, but it's good enough. GM is forced to retrieve his own sword and they go blow to blow. However it become apparent that Luiigii's simian strength is overpowering him. Luiigii is about to finish him when suddenly a Fred doll jumps on his arm~
Luiigii: Oh great, not the noob again...
~another doll, this time a Golem doll, jumps on him~
Luiigii: Wait, what?
~all of them turn around and see that they're being approached by thousands and thousands of Author Character based dolls~
Wariofan13: No! This wasn't part of my diabolical plan!
~suddenly Vorp-Man goes flying through a nearby window and lands on the Vorp-Mobile. Golem runs out with his hands in the air. A single Vorpal Doll with an evil glint in his eye walks out after them~
Wariofan13: Oh I get it, this is just like that Kim Possible movie. Did any of you guys see that?
Luiigii: We're all adults with lives.
Wariofan13: ... okay, it's like in I, Robot when all the robots turn against the humans.
Vorp-Man: Will Smith is great.
Golem: Yeah, isn't he?
GM: So we're safe. They don't want to actually hurt us. *a GORE-ILLA doll bites him in arm. He screams and holds up the offended arm at the others* THEY WANT TO HURT US!
Luiigii: Every two ton (and ugly) gorilla for theirselves! *throws the others out of the way like... well... dolls, no offense*
Vorpal Doll: None taken.
~but Luiigii has already hopped into the Vorp-Mobile and drove off. The remaining OGers find themselves cornered~
Golem: Uncle Billy you fool!
Wariofan13: If only Toad Seacrest doll was here...
~when suddenly the Vorp-Mobile crashes in front of them. Luiigii opens the door for them to come back in. They all pile in~
GM: You changed your mind! Why?
Luiigii: I didn't. It has a stupid remote callback.
Vorp-Man: And don't forget it!
Golem: We have to find the others!
~everyone stares at him~
Golem: Why is it I'm the only one in this series that gives a damn about anyone else?
Jed: It's okay Luii-- uh GORE. You can stop crying.
GORE: But look at these tiny hands! And this smell... what kind of monster am I?
Sapphire: You... you could take a shower.
GORE: A shower...
WarioFan63: And you're married too!
GORE: Cod Almighty, you're right! I've been a fool!
~one montage scene later shows GORE in a relaxation spa soaking up the steam in a bath towel amongst manly men like Thrakun, Farmer Jon, and Kester. Then he's at a ritzy salon to get a shave and haircut from Mario Jr. Next he's at a fancy store buying tailored clothing and using Kester's credit card to get what he wants. Later he's seen driving up to Rebe's apartment in a brand new Porsche with a bouquet of flowers. He meets Rebe at the door and embraces her in a kiss. One hour later, GORE walks out of the apartment building smoking a cigar~
GORE: Man, I really am a bastard. If only this was 2012, then I could claim Ashley as my own.
~GORE drives back in his new Porsche to Jed, Sapphire, and Wariofan63 who were waiting impatiently~
GORE: Okay, let's go.
Wariofan63: But this is the line for Rhythm Heaven! You can't make me go!
Sapphire: *grabs WF63 by the ear and drags him along* Okay, getting back on track...
~suddenly a Golem doll jumps up and throws itself into her breasts~
Sapphire: Oh lovely.
GORE: Wait, didn't we do this last Sidequest?
~several more OGer dolls throw their selves on Sapphire~
Jed: They like you! Oh crap! *dodges Sapphire's foot* Whew. >.> *looks ahead of him* Uh oh.
Sapphire Dolls: Grrrr....
~Jed is covered in Sapphire dolls and starts to get mangled~
GORE: At least nothing bad can happen to me. I'm-
Wariofan63: I thought bad things always happened to Luiigii.
GORE: Wait, what?
~a legion of GORE-ILLA dolls begin punching GORE mercilessly~
GORE: NO! NO! NOOOOOO!
Wariofan63: ... huh. *gets in line with a bunch of Wariofan dolls* So, you guys here for Rhythm Heaven too?
WF63 Doll: Hell yeah!
Sapphire: Somebody get these Golems off of me!
Golem Dolls: ~tee hee~
~the OGers all stare up into heavens helplessly, then they notice one single doll standing amongst the others. It's the Masamune doll. It is assaulted by several dolls, which it backhands into buildings and lamp posts and elderly people, all causing explosions. It then leaps on to Sapphire and starts backhanding each individual Golem off until she's free.~
Sapphire: I'd be grateful, but you don't have to keep protecting my cleavage.
Jed: I thought only I got to make cleavage-related jokes! *is slapped by a hundred Sapphire dolls* Ow! Okay, that's it! No second fiddle for me! Time to show off my awesome abilities! *pulls out his Wiki profile* Okay. Crash... no Lightning. Wait, we'll do Crash.
~before Jed can assert himself as the true badass he is, Masamune doll whips out a Yami and Rocky doll who start flirting with the Sapphire dolls until they get annoyed and mad and NEVER come back ever. A Ditto doll guffaws~
Jed: Aww man. >_<
GORE: What about me!
~the other OGers move on with the Masamune doll, while GORE continues being punched endlessly~
GORE: I'm not Luiigii, you fools! I'm not Luiigii!!!!
~Sapphire takes the driver's seat of the Porsche and Jed climbs in the passenger seat~
Jed: Hey this is cool. Me, a fifth generation OGer-
Jed: Okay fourth... teaming up with an original Party Goer. Let's do it!
Sapphire: I'd say you're more sidekick material.
~as the Porsche takes off, it soon is side by side with the Vorp-Mobile. Vorp-Man rolls down the window and start hollering~
Vorp-Man: Hey baby! Gimme some sugar!
Jed: .... is he hitting on me? >.>
Sapphire: He can't even see you. *rolls down the passenger window* Hi Vorpal.
~Golem jumps to the window, over Vorp-Man's lap, and waves~
Golem: Sapphire! Sapphire! Hey, we're being chased by evil Author Character dolls!
Sapphire: They were called OGer dolls in my segue.
Luiigii: We have to find the one responsible.
Sapphire: But who is that?
Wariofan13: Magikoopa, duh. Don't any of you watch the History Channel? I watch it like every single day.
~eventually they all arrive at Magikoopa's not at all secret hideout and pile out of their respective vehicles and strike a pose that would look awesome on a wallpaper~
Jed: I... I can't hold this pose any longer...!
Golem: This Gatling Gun is pretty heavy!
~they all break pose and drop their stuff. Off screen, Masamune gets ticked off and rips apart the canvas he was working on and throws paint at the OGers until they run away to the other side of the Team Rocket building.~
Vorp-Man: I think maybe we can work in a Batman parody here. Okay, here's how it will go. I'm going to demand to face Magikoopa alone. Golem, you'll try and stop me. But first, let's get on that building across from the TRO building.
~after they do so~
Luiigii: They've got hostage OGers in there!
Golem: And they're being guarded by Roleplayers...
GM: Okay, I've got clear shots on the RPers. We smash the windows and rappel in. We taken them through the stairwell. Two or three casualties, tops.
Golem: *narrows eyes* Let's do it.
Vorp-Man: It's never that simple. With Magikoopa, it never is.
Golem: What's simple is that every second we don't take him, those OGers dolls get closer to ruining our originality!
Vorp-Man: That won't happen.
Golem: Then he'll blow them all up! There's no time! We have to go in now!
Vorp-Man: There's always a catch with him.
Golem: That's why we can't wait. We can't play his games.
Vorp-Man: I need five minutes. Alone.
Golem: There's no time! We have clear shots!
~Vorp-Man turns away towards the TRO HQ~
Golem: Party Goers 13 is in there with him! We have to save Party Goers 13! I HAVE TO SAVE PARTY GOERS 13!
~Vorp-Man leaps from the building and glides towards the TRO HQ. Golem grits his teeth and turns to the others~
Golem: Two minutes. Then you breach. *pause* ... so what do you think?
Luiigii: Not bad. I think it's pretty deserving of the early GMOGs.
Golem: Aww... thanks guys. :)
~nobody notices that WF13, Jed, and Sapphire are gone. OMG~
~Vorp-Man enters the building confidently. He starts slaughtering the RPers, but then realizes that they were all taped up and couldn't fight back. Also that they were really OGers. Realizing his mistake, he kills off the RPers who were pretending to be hostage OGers. With a confident smirk he moves on, but suddenly the other OGers, which is pretty much just GM, Luiigii, and the Masamune doll, swing in. After a long drawn out fight scene where Vorp-Man disables them each one by one, he's suddenly hanging from the building by a cable~
Vorp-Man: Wait! This wasn't supposed to happen to me!
~suddenly his cowl slips off~
GM: ... Vorpal! It was you all along!?
~Luiigii and GM help Vorpal back up~
GM: Sorry Vorpal, we thought you were a superhero.
Vorpal: Let's just go take out Magikoopa! Where's Golem?
Luiigii: He had a collect call.
~back on the building~
Golem: .. yes, I would like to accept those changes. *pause* Sapphire, calm down!
Voice: ~on speaker~ Hello, Greg.
Golem: Wariofan13!? What the heck's going on!?
Wariofan13: ~on speaker~ You're about to know what my fanboyism is really like...
Golem: Where are you!? Where's Sapphire *looks around* and Jed, I guess.
Wariofan13: ~on speaker~ Where my family DIED.
Wariofan13: ~on speaker~ Er, at the abandoned Nichibutsu factory.
~back with the others, they make it to the top of the TRO HQ after slaughtering more RPers. Finally they come face to face with Magikoopa~
Magikoopa: Do you know what I hate about you guys?
Vorpal: That we aren't ripoffs of enemies from Super Mario World?
Magikoopa: That you're all so annoying! I just read Party Goers 14 again. Your characters all suck!
GM: Me and Weege weren't in that one.
Magikoopa: And Paper Mario 2 was an abortion of my mind!
Luiigii: Oh it's on now!
Magikoopa: I don't think so. You see... I wanted you here! Do it now my minion doll!
Vorpal: ... minion?
~the three of them are backhanded by the Masamune doll, which explodes. When they all come to, they are dangling over boiling lava~
Vorpal: This wasn't in The Dark Knight!
Magikoopa: Yami was right! Movie parodies are terrible in OGs! I don't even know why you bother archiving this series.
Luiigii: Don't you dare say that about Yami! I once considered him my best friend for the sake of carrying out a parody!
Magikoopa: *cackles* Your loss!
~the OGers are all lowered into the lava, but suddenly Wariofan63 and all the WF63 dolls swing in on ropes and pull the OGers to safety~
Vorpal: You came back!
Wariofan63: Of course we did. Rhythm Heaven was delayed. And we couldn't allow the great one to die.
Vorpal: Aww, I didn't know you felt that-
~the WFs all turn to GM~
Wariofan63: All hail the Game Master.
Vorpal: *rips off a hat from one of the WF63 dolls so he can twist it angrily* Rotten two-timing sidekicks...
Magikoopa: My little dolls? Oh well... kill the OGers!
~the Wariofan63 dolls do nothing~
Wariofan63: You made a fatal mistake making them, Mr. Kamek! These dolls have only one loyalty... Nintendo!
~the WF63 dolls pick up Magikoopa and carry him off to a game room. Vorpal, GM, Luiigii, and Magikoopa all end up playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl while the Wariofans all scour GameFAQs for VC-hating trolls~
Vorpal: I forgot how great it was hanging out with you.
GM: Hanging with Magi Kooper!
Magikoopa: If you never make that joke again, we can do this more often.
Luiigii: I can't help but think I'm forgetting something...
GORE: WHY! WHY WON'T THEY STOP!!? IS THIS WHAT LUIIGII'S LIFE FEELS LIKE!?
~back to the group~
Luiigii: Oh yeah, what happened to Golem?
Magikoopa: WF13 stole away everything that ever mattered to him.
Vorpal: Well he's not in the sequel.
GM: I win again!
~the Wariofans all cheer~
Magikoopa: This is going to get old fast.
~finally, Golem enters the old Nichibutsu HQ holding a plunger~
Golem: I was never in these OGs!
Wariofan13: They sucked anyways!
~Wariofan13 stands beside a huge giant deathray point at Sapphire and Jed, who are tied up~
Jed: How can you even tie up a ball? >.>
Golem: Thirteen. Put the death ray away, you're not going to hurt Sapphire.
Golem: Or Jed.
Wariofan13: No... just the one most important to the series. So is it Sapphire?
Golem: Put the weapon away! Please Thirteen...
Wariofan13: Or maybe it's the time traveling Jedediah... After all, can't have him messing with my own timeline?
Golem: Killing Jed would ruin my spinoff OG idea...
Wariofan13: MAKE THE CHOICE!
Golem: Man... if only Ditto was here. He always knew how to choose whose lives were more valuable...
Golem: Can't you understand, Uncle Ditto? I'm in love with Sapphire.
~Golem turns to Ditto... only it's not Ditto, because he's too busy campaigning for president~
Mr. T: Whatchoo doing in my car, sucka!? Mr. T pity the fool who puts him in flashbacks!
Golem: What!? I don't remember this ever happening!
Mr. T: I'll let it slide this time, kid, because I like your afro!
Golem: ... wait! I have to make the choice! Sapphire or Jed!
Mr. T: Choices? Mr. T never makes choices!
~Mr. T bursts out of his flashback bubble in his big van~
Golem: Mr. T!?
Wariofan13: No! NOT HIM!
Mr: T: That's right sucka! I'm gonna bust some heads together! Come here, chump!
Wariofan13: No! NO! NOOO! This wasn't in my plan!
~Wariofan13 tries to turn on his death ray, but Mr. T punches him helluva far~
Mr. T: I pity da fool who makes Wariofan63 his idol!
Golem: Wow... thanks, Mr. T. I never would have got through this.
Mr. T: Don't thank Mr. T, fool. Mr. T thanks himself. Sucka!
~Mr. T starts to climb in his van~
Golem: Wait... you're leaving?
Mr. T: Don't give me that jibba jabba! Mr. T helps people, you crazy fool! Teachin' fools some basic rules!
Golem: ... I see....
Mr. T: *turns around* Listen sucka, Mr. T pities fools like you. Life's tough, but I'm tougher! Come with me and I'll teach you the rules of life!
Golem: *eyes light up* ... really?
Mr. T: Come on, fool! No time for jibba jabba!
~Golem climbs into the van and is surprised that it's a lot bigger on the inside~
Golem: What is this?
Mr. T: Don't tell Mr. T how to drive his van!
Mr. T: This ain't no van, sucka! T stands for Time Lord, fool!
Golem: A TARDIS!
~the van starts to vanish as it crashes through the wall. Sapphire and Jed sit there, still tied up~
Jed: So I guess it'll be awhile before someone rescues us....
Sapphire: Just stop talking.
Jed: Awww.... v.v
Starring In Order of Appearance
Luiigii of the Pipes
Mr. T's Van
Lots and lots of dolls
Luiigii: I win again!
~suddenly Luiigii's souls is ripped away and replaced with GORE's~
GM: You feeling okay there?
GORE: ... pass me the doritos!
~back in the streetway, Luiigii is being beaten by the GORE-ILLA dolls~
Luiigii: AUGH! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!?