Director: 1.) That's inconstitutional. 2.) These are not international waters. We're nowhere near an ocean. 3.) I can't do that with underpants. 4.) Carpal tunnel syndrome is already popular enough. 5.) The Plutonium Boss does
make nuclear waste. 7.) Wahahaha 8.) hahaha!
Golem: But you're forgetting about THIS!!:
I have your computer! Meet me on top of mount rushmore if
you want to see it alive
From your friend,
Tyler: Where did you get that?!
Director: Alright, fine. But if you want your precious laptop back, I'LL HAVE TO GO THROUGH YOUR DEADLY MAZE!
Tyler: First it's Mount Rushmore. Then it's deadly maze. Where does it end?
Retro Belmont: Luckily, guys, I have an old Mega Man stage set up for times like this.
Gamechamp: Thanks, Retro!
Timnis: Don't mention it.
~Director zaps off of Mount Rushmore and is teleported into the Mega Man stage.~
Director: Let's see if I have anything good...
~He checks the pause menu.~
Director: Ah, crap. Just the Nintendofreak Coil.
remember the time i had a big obnoxious signature