Yukiyo: So I'll lay three cards facing down, and I play THE EIGHT OF SPADES!
Sakura: How is that going to he-
Yukiyo: It is obvious that you understand nothing about the Bowels of the cards! IKE!
(Eight huge spikes fly from the card and land in the monster's side. CRITICAL HIT! It's not very effective...)
(The pikachu is suitably annoyed and turns towards him, however)
Sakura: This is a great plan if you like dying.
Yukiyo: Do you have no faith? ARE WE THE SUM OF OUR PARTS?
Sakura: Why don't you ask that to Akira? I think he'd appreciate it more. KYA!
(Sakura jumps in her ridiculous heels at the monster for a kick, but is just kind of batted away)
Yukiyo: Good! Just keep doing that and getting pounded and I can keep using my trap cards! Now, I reve-
Sakura: BAKANA! (hits Yukiyo on the head) I was giving you an oppertunity to run for your life, not flip a useless card!
Yukiyo: It's too late! Pikachu's got a hold of the building, and his cheeks are glowing!
Sakura: You probably could have activated your thing in the time we just spent talking.
Yukiyo: Yes, but then the audience wouldn't know what's going on!
Freakachu: PIIIKKKAAAA.... CHIIIUU-
(The electricity is deflected by a huge katana. It is held by a half-dog half guy thing.)
half-dog half-guy thing: Yo, pops! I'm a poodle demon, and don't you forget it, chump! Other insulting honoraries that make you seem old and me seem edgy! The name's Sin-Uganda, and don't you forget it!
(Sheesh, all I did was narrate. From an incredibly safe distance.)
Sakura: Well, at least it's not a grinning vampire with a gun, or something.
Yukiyo: Alright! I reveal Pentagonal Riptides!
Sakura: What does that card do?
Yukiyo: It just sounds important. What it does is reveals two other face-down cards!
Sakura: Sounds like you'd never put it in your deck in a real game.
Yukiyo: SHUT UP MY EGYPTIAN DAD SAYS ITS COOL now I summon Afro samurai and Avatar of the wind!
i-8/x^2 + y^2 =500
Yukiyo: Now I smeorge 'em together to get ANGRY CLEAVERS
Yukiyo: I use his special ability to stop all electrical sources on the field with their beaver dam!
(Pikachu's thunder was disabled! Also, power to the life support of many people in a hospital nearby)
Sakura: Sure. That's very helpful. Whe-
Yukiyo: I know, I'm so proud of myself.
Sakura: When he crushes us into dust!
Yukiyo: Oh, right. Forgot about tha-
(The building splits into two as Freakachu presses smash B and crushes it with his head. The three lose-er heroes tumble, presumably to their deaths but that will never happen unfortunately)
Freakachu: Piiiikaa! (skanks hoes bitches im da king
) Cachu... (Now, to find 4kids and crush them into dust...)
???: Not so fast, thing which I must kill but THE ONLY REASON ANYONE LOVES ME IS BECAUSE YOU ARE AROUND TO KILL!
(Akira's robot is an enormous pair of jeans)
Akira: FLYZIPPER GO!
(The zipper flies down and a huge missle fires out of it, Hitting Freakachu square in the face oh burn howdya like that. The zipper files back up again. Oh, and a lot of things shine and stuff)
Freakachu: Pik... Piii... (All I did was care!)
(Freakachu gives a RISING DRAGON UPPERCUT to Akira, to where he fired the missle from)
Akira: Oh, why do I even try?
Sakura: Don't give up, Akira!
Yukiyo: Yeah, I still haven't beaten you!
Sin-Uganda: Don't lose, chump!
(Akira spots Sin-Uganda)
Akira: Long-haired guy! He must be evil!
(the jeans run past Freakachu, confusing the hell out of him. The jeans kick Sin-Uganda into the stratosphere)
Sin-Uganda: It's kinda hard to be half (well maybe quarter cause I'm a demon too or whatever) dog without hair, assshholllleeee
Akira: Now that that's out of the way, back to fighting and moping!
(The jeans lie back on the bottom and fire huge amounts of lint from the leggings. Freakachu dodges one shot but not the other, and crashes into Tokyo tower killing like ten thousand people. Sakura puts one notch on a blackboard, for her research project at school)
Freakachu: Pi Pika Pi Pikachu
! (Pikachu throws a lot of punches too fast for the human eye to see. After he is done, he turns backwards and faces a gigantic japanese character in red that appears in the background.)
Akira: Sigh, I wonder if I get satalite on this particular robot. (flips some knobs) guess not. How depressing.
Sakura: Watch out, uh, man, what can I yell that will make him do something without lowering his self-esteem any lower?
Yukiyo: His self-esteem can go lower? Best not to risk it. Get up, dumbass!
Sakura: Watch out! He's coming for you again!
Akira: Fine, I guess...
(Freakachu's fist glows and he charges Akira)
Freakachu: Pi pi pika chu piiii! (This is my love, my anger, and all of my sorrow. This is... MY SHINING FINGERRRRR!)
(Akira makes the pants fold and the punch totally misses)
Akira: I suppose you'll want me to finish him off too, huh?
Sakura: If you don't mind.
Akira: I do mind.
Sakura: Do it anyways! Sheesh.
Akira: POCKET MONSTER IMPRISONMENT! (the pockets turn into huge vaccums, sucking off Freakachu's limbs from his body one by one)