~Staphlycoccus shops beside her looming muscle-bound friend, Ookii, in an Anti-Space supermarket...~
Staphlycoccus: Hum... Wagolem likes the Pyroman brand fuses better, but the Blast-m-Good ones are on sale.
Ookii: Get da ones dat never stay lit. Dat'll grit his nerves. ~clenches fist and grins with satisfaction~
Staphlycoccus: Oh, but whenever I "grit his nerves," he gets out... the scarf. This time it's especially important, he's got a big to-do tonight. I'll just get the Pyroman brand.
~Staphlycoccus puts the fuses in her cart and pushes it up to the cashier, a familiar robed demon...~
Acku Gin: ~scanning all of the items in Staphlycoccus' shopping cart~ Ah, out getting your weekly bomb materials, ladies?
Ookii: Shove it.
Staph: Yep! Wagolem's got quite a hullabaloo planned for tonight!
Acku Gin: Sounds exciting! ~puts the last item in a bag and puts it in Staph's cart~ Well, enjoy yourselves tonight, then!
~At the moon truck stop bathroom...~
Golem: HEEEAAA--~Wagolem muffles Golem with his hand.~
~Golem tries to shove Wagolem off of him, but fails. Golem manages to close the stall door at his feet by using his feet, and the door slams into Wagolem's back, causing him to collapse on top of Golem. Golem then rolls over and gets up, dashing for the door. Wagolem is soon up and after him, punching him in the back and sending Golem through the doorway. He lands in front of Masamune, Vorpal, Sapphire, Misty, Director, and Camera, and they watch the two fight.~
Wagolem: ~raising a leg to kick Golem~ You're going to pay for what you did to me!!
Golem: ~tripping up Wagolem while his one leg is in the air, causing Wagolem to fall and preventing his kick~ What did I do to you?!
Sapphire: ~to cashier~ Hey, do you have any popcorn?
Wagolem: ~getting up~ I dunno! You, buh... it's complicated!!
Golem: ~standing up, tries to dodge a punch from Wagolem but instead Golem takes it in his shoulder~ Ow! Then maybe we should talk about it!!
~Wagolem stops attacking. The two stand still.~
Wagolem: Wait... you mean talk
about my problems?
Golem: Haha, yeah, that is weird. Nevermind. ~throws a punch at Wagolem~
~Wagolem gets out his cell phone and dials a number while fighting Golem.~
Wagolem: Hey! Get your butt to the truck stop on the moon! I need some backup!
~Sapphire swipes the phone from Wagolem's hand. Wagolem tries to swipe it back, but while he's distracted, Golem kicks him in the stomach. Vorpal walks over and holds him to the ground.~
Sapphire: Hello? Who is this?
~Masamune walks up to Golem.~
Masamune: Wagolem. Watch closely.
~Masamune backhands Golem.~
Golem: Oww! What was that--
Masamune: THAT is how you deal with Golem. I'm very disappointed in you, Wagolem. I will now backhand Golem again as your punishment. ~backhands Golem~
OoC: Ookii is Chibi's Anti-Space counterpart.