OoC: This is kind of a big LOL. My apologies.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject: Mog Epilogue Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster
We now present the final chapter in the Member OG.
~~Yami Yoshis house~~
*wind blows through the house*
No one was home
*Theres a table and a fridge in the house*
Because Yami had died
*More wind blows*
Most everyone in the OG six had died. The Only ones left were GORE and Swordmaster. Swordmaster had been possesed by the Vorpal sword, and GORE had gone insane........ But at least Eerie had died.
*The table begins to shake*
Whats this?
*The Fridge begins to rumble as well*
Oh no an Earthquake.... Im outta here.
*The fridge falls over revealing a tunnel, oddly enough the earthquake ends immediately following the fridge falling over*
*A man breaks the door down*
???: Ah, here we are... Yami Yoshis house. Oh wonderful, the earthquake did my work for me.
*He reaches intothe fridge takes out some Cheesecake*
???:........ I prefer Carrotcake.
*The man crushes the Cheesecake and then kicks the fridge aside. He proceedes to enter the tunnel then walks for a good hour or two, he finally reaches a key*
???: There it is......... The key.......
*The man picks up the key then breaqks open the ceiling of the tunnel emerging in NEW YORK!*
???: What the hell.... aw crap not this place...
*A homeless person walks up to him*
Luiigii: Have any change sir?
*The man beats up Luiigii*
???: I dont give change to hobos.
Luiigii: GAH!
*Luiigii jumps into the sewers which doubles as some sorta hobo transit network*
???: Finally, the key that will lead me to Eeries blueprints......I,Malignant, will not be stopped.
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:14 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster
OoC: Man, this post is too long. I had too many ideas. Sorry about this.
~Malignant follows Luiigii through the sewers.~
Luiigii: Squad 1!
~Hobos leap out from their hiding in the shadows at Malignant. They tackle him to the ground and Luiigii keeps running. Malignant quickly gets up, throwing the hobos off easily. He takes off after Luiigii again, determined not to lose him. Luiigii rounds a corner.~
Luiigii: Squad 2!
~Malignant leaps back and a bunch of hobos with swords crash to the ground where Malignant would've been if he kept running. Malignant leaps over them and continues his pursuit.~
Luiigii: Squad 3!
~Malignant leaps back and is surprised as a hobo grabs him from behind. Malignant is held back as another hobo leaps at him from his front with a sword. Malignant leans down, and--over his shoulder--throws the hobo that held him down into the one with the sword. They fall to the ground. Four other hobos appear with swords, but Malignant picks up the one he just threw and whips that hobo into the four sword-wielding hobos, casting them all to the ground. Malignant continues his run--he hasn't lost Luiigii yet. He sees Luiigii round a corner again. When Malignant goes around the corner, though, he finds a fork, and stops.~
Luiigii: Squad 4!
~All of the hobos from before tackle Malignant to the ground. Then they pass through him and hit the ground themselves, as a translucent Malignant gets up. He recalls hearing Luiigii's voice from the left path in the fork and continues, once again turning opaque.
That's his main trick. He can pass through solid objects if he wants. He can only do it for short periods of time, though--it requires much magical power.
Malignant comes to a stop at a pitch black room. He feels the wall with his hand and flips a light switch on the wall, turning the lights on. Inside is a run-down living room with a scroll on a badly torn up couch. Luiigii leaps over the couch from behind and runs towards Malignant, clutching his laser sword. He tries to swipe at Malignant, but Malignant slaps him to the side. He then looks into Luiigii's eyes.~
Malignant: You have some pretty admirable powers, yeah. But I, Malignant, have had a decent meal within the past 24 hours. Actually, I have had three. You have had none.
Luiigii: ~scowling and shaking~ Urrrgh...
~Malignant picks up the scroll on the couch.~
Malignant: So, I'm guessing you found where the scroll was hidden and decided you'd guard it. You should've moved it from its original hiding place, though.
~Malignant opens the scroll and starts reading it. His eyes widen.~
Malignant: This very scroll acts as a homing beacon for Eerie's high priest. I, Malignant, have to destroy this as soon as possible. I wanted to unlock the secret of Eerie's power... the makeup of his being is written at length here. But with Eerie dead and this being the home planet of Eerie's killers (if the rumors are true and those members of the OG Six killed him), I cannot imagine the danger in store for this planet. I, Malignant, need this planet in one piece!!
~Luiigii gets up.~
Luiigii: Hold on, you're not getting away that easy...
~Luiigii's stomach grumbles.
Elsewhere, in a shrine on a meteor hurtling through space, a four-armed person in dark robes talks to a four-armed person in white robes.~
Four-armed person in dark robes: High Priest, that attempt has failed.
High Priest: That is everything, Priestess.
Priestess: What?
High Priest: We have failed to revive Eerie. We have reached the end of our methods. We must move on.
Priestess: ...What?
High Priest: All of the other followers are dead. We can only move forward by doing Eerie's work for him.
Priestess: I see.
High Priest: Yes... we shall subdue the universe and impose his law. If we cannot revive him, we must do it for him. And we shall start with the planet that proved key in his undoing... Mystery. The beacon should take us there.
Priestess: High Priest?
High Priest: Yes?
Priestess: Um, the beacon is on Earth.
High Priest: Oh...
Priestess: But that doesn't matter anyway, because Earth was much more important to Eerie's downfall. Many of the strongest insurgents came from Earth, not Mystery.
High Priest: Oh. Are you sure?
Priestess: Yes.
High Priest: Oh. Well then. To Earth!
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New postPosted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 7:47 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Edit/Delete this post Delete this post View IP address of poster
*cut to Malignant*
Malignant: With the key and the scroll I can unlock this, but I should do it somewhere more isolated.
Luiigii: I wont- let.. you.
Malignant: You are a goomba, nothing more, nothing less.
*Mailgnant steps on Luiigii crushing his skull. He proceeds deeper into the sewers until he reaches a room witha whirl pool in the middle*
Malignant: This should do.
*Malignant glanes at the scroll, he then tosses it in the whirlpool*
Malignant: Now then, Eeries powers will be mine if I unlock the whirlpool.
*Malignant tries to unlock the whirlpool by turning the key he slips and falls into the whirlpool*
~ problem was this, Malignant had not understood the scroll. He thought it mean Eeries powers would be his. No, it meant Eeries powers would be reborn into a new shell if the key was used with the scroll. Now that Malignants body was used as a sacrafice, Eeries energy would find a new host. The energy flew through the sewers until it found a host~
Woman: I wish I had a life-
*The energy hits her stomach and she becomes pregnant with a god*
Woman: Wait... I realized something.....
Child inside her: *telepathically tells her* You are the mother of a god.
Woman: I am the bringer....of the cleansing.