Rhykette: So you want to farm?
Chibi: You bet!
Rhykette: Ok. Go talk to the mayor. You can have that run down but quaint farm over there.
*Chibi rushes to the run down farm and notices the mayor lounging by the mailbox.*
Mayor Flutter: Oh…hey there! I’m Mayor Flutter. I even have the funny top hat and bow tie to prove I’m the mayor of a deserted town! Yessiree, I know everything about this town…except for why it’s failing…and why there’s only like five people in it…
Well this is pretty much all you get: a one-room “house”, a barn, and a mailbox. Oh and a dog house if you have a dog.
Chibi: I do! He’s over there!
*Flutter looks at a huge dog that’s the same size as Chibi*
Flutter: Are you sure that’s a dog?! It’s like a small bear!
But speaking of animals the barn comes with a cow. A nice farm cow. You wouldn’t want some other kind of cow for your farm after all.
Chibi: Eeee cow!
*goes and hugs it*
Flutter: Riiight….and you have some seeds to get you started on growing crops. Seeds require lots of work. Watering, umm growing, something else…maybe.
Anyway just raise some animals, grow crops, make friends, get married…
Chibi: M-mmarried?! But I’m too young!
Flutter: Oh there’s no law about age around here.
Chibi: Eep! I’m still too young!
Flutter: Oh well, just follow those things and this town will be doing well in no time! I’m the mayor after all! I know best! Ignore the fact that the town is crumbling after my years of governing. Bye now!
*Chibi gets over the shock of being ordered to get married & happily goes to plant crops. A cat comes & brushes up against her, purring*
Chibi: Oooh look! A kitty! *hugs it*
*Director pops up & snatches the kitty out of Chibi’s hands*
Director: (talking to the cat) No! You’re supposed to hate her! She uses too many smilies! Bad kitty!
*the cat scratches Director and runs off*
***At Luigi’s sea of wheat farm
Mysterious voice: So…you want a faster way to harvest wheat huh?
*Luigi tries to dig himself out of the maze of wheat to see who’s talking to him*
Luigi: Eavesdropper! And yeah. What’s your idea? And why do you look so weird?
Evil Scientist Dude: I’m not a mad scientist! Ignore the freaky glasses and lab coat! Uhh I mean…right, my idea! Hehe. You need a tractor! Which I have cleverly invented!
Luigi: You didn’t invent that! It’s been around forever!
Evil Scientist Dude: I invented it for this town!
Luigi: Oh ok. Wait a second. We can’t have tractors. There’s no electronic devices in this town but TV and lights!
* Mayor Flutter pops up*
Flutter: That’s because we have to protect the environment! No harmful fuel! …Ohh…this wheat is so soft…and cozy….ZZZZZZ *Mayor Flutter falls asleep in the sea of wheat. Evil scientist Dude and Luigi stare at him for a minute, then resume talking*
Evil Scientist Dude: Anyway, my tractor runs on alternative fuel. Magical Mushrooms!! Muwahahaha!
Luigi: Uh huh. Now I know you’re crazy.
Evil Scientist Dude: I may be crazy but the Magical Mushrooms exist and can fuel anything! They belong to the Harvest Sprites. That’s how their tree house glows all the time-the mushrooms are the source. You just need to go and get them! Good luck!
*he slinks off into the field of wheat*
Flutter: Oww! You stepped on me!
Evil Scientist Dude: Opps. Sorry. Hehe.
Luigi: Hmm well if it’ll harvest my wheat faster, it’s worth a shot! To the Harvest Sprites!
***At Director’s Bar
Chibi: Phew! I’m tired after all that planting!
Director: Welcome to my Bar! I’m not Killerman…really. Ignore the crossed out sign on the door.
Chibi: Ummm…sure. Can I get something to drink please?
Director: Well I’ve got beer, and wine, and…
Chibi: Uhh do you have anything without alcohol? I’m underage.
Director: Nonsense. Everyone can drink here!
Chibi: Isn’t there any concept of age here?
*Flutter pops up again*
Flutter: Nope. Because no one ever ages….EVER. There’s a time warp! Yeah that’s it!
Plus the only laws in this town are to keep the environment safe and do your best! Oooh shiny beer glass! I want some!
Chibi: Ah…Well don’t you have anything without alcohol?
Chibi: Wait, milk is on your menu-what about that?
Director: All our drinks have alcohol in them.
Chibi: Even the milk?
Director: Especially the milk.
...What about water?
Director: Oh yeah that stuff. Yeah I guess that’s fine. If you’re boring and ignore the fact that you’re in a bar and should be drinking.
Chibi: I’ll take that then! Oh what’s this? *takes piece of paper out of crack in table* Hey a recipe for fruit juice! Yay!