(Livid's screams echo in the moonlight or would but it's a new moon so you can't see it so no echoing either)
Director: What... What was that?
NF: probably just IT
Director: There was a gunshot and everything!
NF: yeah well your mom's a gunshot and everything
Director: I know but I'm kind of scared.
NF: Why are you scared?
Director: Because I didn't suffer massive brain damage as a child.
NF: Oh right that well it's not too late now
Director: I'm fine thanks.
NF: This is a huge cave... how do we get in?
Director: There's an opening up there, on that ledge.
NF: It's way too high. Even if I gave you a boost... It's not climbable, either.
Director: Oh, well, we tried.
NF: shut up okay listen, we'll climb that pine tree and jump over from the top.
Director: This is a really bad idea why are we even trying to find IT in here we could just see it at the lake again.
NF: Because we hardly saw any of IT. This is its lair, and at the bottom maybe its been hoarding treasure. And cereal bars.
Director: Cereal bars? HOT DAMN!
(They climb the tree and jump to the ledge, narrowly being able to pull themselves up)
Director: whew! Oh, oh, oh no.
NF: No way, what is it? Oh, for the love of
Director: There were stairs on the other side of the ledge.
(The director and NF stand in front of a huge arch, patterned with menacing-looking masks and gargoyles)
Voice: stayyyyyy ouuuutttttttt
NF: Nah c'mon lets go.
(As they enter the cave, something follows them. A little ways in, a pitfall opens in front of them, and those who followed them reveal themselves)
NF: oh man what you startled me so much I nearly changed my name to Mariorox
Director: Don't look now, but... well, actually, look now. I need someone to scream with!
(Their two persuers are gargoyles. One is a small, dog-like demon thing with three mouths full of sharp teeth, and the other is a hulking form with four enormous bat wings, with no mouth or even face.)
NF: Okay, fine, they're gargoyles no big deal
Director: Whaddya mean, no big deal? Run!
NF: We can't run, look at those pits. C'mon, we can take 'em!
Director: Listen I just think that two completely unarmed guys aren't going to do much against re-animated stone monsters!
NF: If we dont deal with these chumps we'll never get to IT.
Director: You're right! I need my cereal-bar goodness! En guarde!
NF: What does that even mean
Director: It's eggplantian for shut up and dodge
(The director faces the huge thing and it totally misses with a couple punches)
Director: Why am I fighting the big guy?
NF: Because you're a smaller target!
(The lumbering stone monster moves towards The Director)
Director: ack ack ack I'm gonna get squished! My eggplanty goodness will be all over the floor!
NF: Guide him to the edge and then get out of the way!
Director: Easier done than said! Whoops, well, actually, hm. Ack!
(NF meanwhile deals with the smaller and significantly more dextrous opponent. The creature keeps swiping at him, and he keeps moving back. He's stuck against the wall, and the creature lunges with both sets of claws, but NF grabs the arms. Unfortunately it appears that it has at least two other sets of claws and slashes NF on the leg, procuring some blood)
NF: THAT DOES IT well not IT so I guess it
(NF goes under the thing's legs and hefts it onto his shoulder, and then runs with it and stops suddenly. The creature flies from his grip into the wall, and its head cracks.)
Director: Okay, Now what?
NF: En guarde!
(NF jumps and plants both feet into the behemoth as it leans over to crush The Director in its limited range of motion. It is of course right at the pit, and the creature falls - but the wings break off as it falls, forming a bridge.)
Director: That was really easy.
NF: Yeah gargoyles are a little less intelligent to use than youd think huh
(30 minutes of walking in pitch black later)
NF: I'm getting hungry.
Director: Well, what are you staring at me for?
NF: You're an eggplant, I can't help it.
Director: Do you even like eggplant?
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