OOC: This is a Pibb and Tennis sequel. I do not know if Tyler approves or whatnot, I just felt like it would work with the Caldor idea. Tyler, if you don't like the OG, say the word and it can be undone.

~At the local Caldor...~

Argyle: ~pushing a shopping cart full of stuff~ These prices are amazing, Pilot!! Sigh, Caldor is such a wonderful establishment. It's a wonder they do it, it bends the laws of economics.

Pilot: ~carrying a million boxes~ Ugh, this is worse than when Weekday goes clothes shopping.

~Elsewhere, Adam Smith, the inventor of modern economics, rolls in his grave. It sends a telegram signal to three women, who are in the land of Low Prices, and who wait by a telegram machine in their well-decorated cave.~

Witch 1: Like, Adam's got another "mission." ~holds up a slip of paper~

Witch 2: Again?! Seriously, my nails, they aren't even like dry at all.

Witch 3: ~reads the paper~ "Kill King Caldor, the king of Low Prices." Sweet!

Witch 1: Caldor?

Witch 2: I go there shopping all the time, it is, like, the most sensible place to go for all of your shopping needs!!

Witch 1: There's a King Caldor and a store called Caldor as well? How can we tell the difference?!

Witch 3: Shh, here comes Macbob.

~Macbob walks into the cave.~

Macbob: Hey, could any of you fine witches direct me to the local Mr. Pibb establishment?

Witch 3: Wanna be the king of Low Prices?

Macbob: Sure why not. I need me some Pibb first though.

OOC: The plan is to tell the Macbob story until he kills the King of Low Prices. Argyle then insists they go on a quest to avenge the King, and Pilot and Argyle go on a journey to reach the far-away Low Prices and seek Macbob. When they get there, they do the Macduff routine.
Of course, that's all subject to change. That's just the plan in my head. Feel free to make posts that don't follow the plan or even go against it, it IS a purely humor OG.

(Man! It's good to be back for season two folks, so my hair is parted and wetted, my shoes are tied like a compass' (well, tighter than before), and we're raring (perhaps even .RARing to go!)! (There was an exclamation mark inside the bracket and outside I dunno if that is wrong but I assume so!) Yeah I'm still narrating, if you're confused. Macbob leaves the witches and whiches witchipedia plucked poor plums, and sets off to get in the king's good books or hopefully GREAT books before loppin' off his head.)

Macbob: Hail, fair kingdom of Michigan!

Michigan (all together now): HEIL EIN SHNEI FER UNST etc I don't know german

Macbob: Look the other way for a sec

Michigan (the left side only, this verse!): Jawohl!

Macbob: ZERG RUSH

(Macbob quickly handily defeats Michigan and his Charizard evolves into a Coalizard or something those were the worst rumours ever)

Macbob: Hey I'm pretty good at this! Off to conquer Mississipi, then! I'll be a thane! I'll be two thanes! ABSOLOUTE POWER OH MAN

(I thought you were going to kill the king anyways)

Macbob: What, doesn't a Thane beat a king? Can't Thanes move like three spaces per turn or something?

(Do you not knot un-read? Thanes are crap.)

Macbob: You're crap! And no, I'm dylexsic, like ALL the cool kids!

(You're talking to a narrator! Who are you to be talking and BESIDES I HAVE FEELINGS TOO I can't believe it's happening again so quickly (sobs))

Macbob: Yeah actually maybe I should get a wife or at least a wi-fi connection

(After ransacking and raping Ohio (because he totally missed Mississipi that was a close one that could have brought Typo into the plot) He found his loves- a set of irregularily large dominoes, with each of them named Margaret. Macbob quickly became a mormon and now THEY'RE ROOMATES!)

Macbob: Alright, yeah! I feel ready to take on Abram T. Pitydafool! I'm tougher than a two dollar steak! I've got the touch! I've got the power, yeah, YEAH! Oh man this is gonna be good

(two seconds later Macbob is hit by lightning and dies man jeez he would have made a good villain)

Argyle: What? After all that?

Pilot: What's that Weekday? Timmy fell up the well? Is that possible? Oh, oh, oh, that's a GREAT IDEAAAA!

Argyle: What is

Pilot: WE WILL BE THE VILLAINS

Argyle: Do we even have a licsence for that?

Pilot: Do we need one?

Argyle: Yeah. You gotta get your V1 first and be accompanied by a villain over the age of 20 for a year and then you can.... (this last one is a period)

Pilot: Ohsnap we can have like a jump in time and we'll have older looking characters and man it'll be cool it'll be like Naruto Shippuden or the second Digimon season

Argyle: We're not doing that.

Pilot: Wait, did you get your liscence in Canada or somewhere retarded like that? All we need is a short limited Villain's permit and then to pass a super-easy test and then we're in for life! We'll have all sorts of undisciplined villains running all over the place causing accidents!

Argyle: Can we stop with the car jokes now it's getting old it's-

Pilot: White Villains crime like this and Black villains crime like THIS. Old female asian villains crime really slow so you're stuck trying to make revelations while they monologue and it causes villain traffic. I saved 15% or more on evil insurance by switching to DIEco and hummers are great

The O(O)C: HOLY COBBLEPOTS. I didn't realize you were being serious. A Pibb and Tennis sequel sounds great, though I don't know if I'll post in it. See, a good post in here could also be a good episode elsewhere, if you get my drift. Though, first, I have to get my darned laptop back to working shape so I can start working on that stuff again. Yar. I'll definately read it, though. It's nice to see other's interpretations of Pilot and Argyle, since mine are so far from what they really should be. Or something. Also, I feel like the time I tried putting an OG at VGF and it got nothing but people commenting on the OG instead of continuing it. I'm typing too much.*cuts off both hands with a whiffle bat.*

Argyle: Let's go find some villains to teach us.

Pilot: I got this down, man!

*Later that night, Pilot, Argyle and Weekday leave MacDonwald's, home of the Traitor-Burger with their meals when a bike gang pulls up in front of them.*

Pilot: Now this is what I`m talkin aboot!

Punk: Look at dese lowlivas heah! We oughts-ta pound some sense inta them!

Leader: Hold on there, boys! (pulls up in front of Pilot) Now that's a nice-looking window you got there kiddies! Wanna join our gang?

Pilot: Yes, please take us in and teach us the ways of evil so we may take your place when you die!

*The gang leader chuckles and removes his mask to reveal... Bob Saget!*

Saget: I'll never die. But I'll teach you all the same, first you must prove your worth beating up the first person you see!

*Pilot and Argyle nod and set down Weekday as they move in after Vorpal, who is playing a DS while wheeling a baby carriage.*

Argyle: What game?

Vorpal: Elite Beat Agents.

Pilot: Yeah? Well now me and Argyle will show you an Elite Beatdown! (kicks the DS into Vorpal's face while Argyle knees him in the stomach.

Dr. Nyteen: I'm the third murderer!

Vorpal: Fly, young Kid Vid, fly!

*Kid Vid hops out of the carriage, sprouts wings and flies away. After the beating is done, Pilot and Argyle return to find no sign of the bikers or Weekday.*

Argyle: Look! A note! Do you see the same note that I do? Amazing!

Note: Weekday no longer loves you. She has run off with me to become my bride! Sincerely, SAGET.

Pilot: (crumbles note while thunderstorm suddenly starts) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WEEKDAY1!!!!

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