OOC: This is a Pibb and Tennis sequel. I do not know if Tyler approves or whatnot, I just felt like it would work with the Caldor idea. Tyler, if you don't like the OG, say the word and it can be undone.
~At the local Caldor...~
Argyle: ~pushing a shopping cart full of stuff~ These prices are amazing, Pilot!! Sigh, Caldor is such a wonderful establishment. It's a wonder they do it, it bends the laws of economics.
Pilot: ~carrying a million boxes~ Ugh, this is worse than when Weekday goes clothes shopping.
~Elsewhere, Adam Smith, the inventor of modern economics, rolls in his grave. It sends a telegram signal to three women, who are in the land of Low Prices, and who wait by a telegram machine in their well-decorated cave.~
Witch 1: Like, Adam's got another "mission." ~holds up a slip of paper~
Witch 2: Again?! Seriously, my nails, they aren't even like dry at all.
Witch 3: ~reads the paper~ "Kill King Caldor, the king of Low Prices." Sweet!
Witch 1: Caldor?
Witch 2: I go there shopping all the time, it is, like, the most sensible place to go for all of your shopping needs!!
Witch 1: There's a King Caldor and a store called Caldor as well? How can we tell the difference?!
Witch 3: Shh, here comes Macbob.
~Macbob walks into the cave.~
Macbob: Hey, could any of you fine witches direct me to the local Mr. Pibb establishment?
Witch 3: Wanna be the king of Low Prices?
Macbob: Sure why not. I need me some Pibb first though.
OOC: The plan is to tell the Macbob story until he kills the King of Low Prices. Argyle then insists they go on a quest to avenge the King, and Pilot and Argyle go on a journey to reach the far-away Low Prices and seek Macbob. When they get there, they do the Macduff routine.
Of course, that's all subject to change. That's just the plan in my head. Feel free to make posts that don't follow the plan or even go against it, it IS a purely humor OG.
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