*For once GM and Toby actually make it to the others.*
GM: Guys! We came to tell you--
Kuria/MJ: *holding each other sobbing* Proffessor Vorpal is DEAD!
GM: No, not that.
MJ: The Colts beat the Bears?
Fred: Britney Spears shaved her head?
Lupus: You thought of something witty for me to say for once?
Marin: You're finally going to annouce your undying love to me?
GM: Ew! No.
Kuria: Is anyone gonna help avenge Proffessor Vorpal or not?
Tyler: Headmaster Mune's been--*gets snaged by the Pee Wee people and dragged into Floory's mouth*
Marin: Ah well, at least they didn't get my boyfriend, GM.
GM: Wait, what? I never agreed to that!
Marin: You don't have to agree to it. You're my boyfriend now and there's nothing you can do about it.
GM: Tyler! Wait for me! *jumps into Floory's mouth.*
Marin: Dangit! I'll never lose my virginity before graduation.
MJ: Great now we'll never know what important news they had to tell us--Wait a minute! You're a virgin? Not even the nun git-up makes that the least bit believable.
*Just then, the Hooded Figure Arrives.*
Marin: Theif! You stole my Hoodie!
Hooded Figure: What? I bought this thing in Abercrombie & Fitch! You're the one who stole it from me!
Marin: And I stole it fair and square! No steal backs, hoe!
*Marin rips the the hooded sweater off the Hooded Figure, only to reavel another hooded sweater underneath.*
Marin: What the hey!?
Hooded Figure: I dressed in layers.
Marin: It's 90 degrees outside!
Hooded: Did anyone see where GM and Tyler went?
*Fred points at the large ravenous mouth gaping through the rather large hole in the floor.*
Hooded Figure: Ah thanks. *jumps in*
Marin: Psh! What an idiot. i'd never do that for a boy.
Kuria: Everyone! Quit making Vorpal's death less significant.
MJ: Wait! This this gives me an idea!
*MJ goes into the kitchen and starts stuffing himself with bean burritoes. Then he leaps into Floory's mouth.*
Kuria: You guys are so inconsiderate!
Fred: Wait a minute, what's that smell?
Lupus: *scoots over* Whoever smelt it, delt it.
*Just then, there came a loud rumbling beneath the building. Then, without warning, a huge geyzer of stomach fuid and other gross substances poured out Floory's mouth and spilled all over them. Once the liguids receeded back into the hole where Floory once was, there was MJ and the others devoured by the creature lying there, unharmed but sickly pale. Except MJ who had a the cheesiest grin ever.*
GM: Couldn't you have saved us without
farting in the main villain's stomach?
It was all for my beloved Vorpal! *hugs Vorpal*
Vorpal: Uh, thanks?