~The group reaches a dead end. Because they died. No really because there's a cave in.~
Thrakun: Stand ye back, lads 'nd lassies. It be a twelve course meal! ~dives into rocks and starts eating~
~Suddenly, the full moon disappears.~
GM: ~explodes out of bottle as he returns to normal~ OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!
Golem: Glass shards of doom! ~hides behind Podley~
~The glass shards get caught in Podley and rendered helpless.~
GM: What happened?
Thrakun: ~munching on a boulder~ Yeh goot bitten by ae wee wearfaerie.
Marin: So now you're a werefairy too and definitely can't be my dad absolutely not no way. And you bit my brother, which does earn you some points.
Golem: I thought he wasn't your brother.
Marin: If only...
Podley: I say, there's an odd sort of glove down this way, chaps. I'd wear it myself, but it's a mite difficult with no hands, wot.
Golem: Oh oh! I want it this time! ~picks up Handy Glove and puts it on~ Ohhh... I bet I could totally punch some rocks now!
GM: You need a glove for that? ~punches a rock and breaks his non-cyborg hand~ Ow.
Golem: ~punches a rock and disintegrates it~
Thrakun: WHAT YE DOIN'?! Thaet's perfectly good sedimentaery ye be destrooyin'!
Golem: I'm, um, just watching your diet for you? ~punches through the rest of the rocks~
Jermafencer: What the hell, guys. I just finished putting those rocks up.
[quote=Masamune]Golem: Actually we were hoping to sort of place one of these gems in that rock behind you. Won't take but a minute.
Thrakun: *beats on door behind Jermafencer* Curses, it's locked!
GM: Here's the key to that. *filches key from Jermafencer's pocket*
Marin: These curtains are tacky. I mean, really. *uses Candle to set curtains on fire*
Jermafencer: Stop that!
Podley: *starts going through Jermafencer's kitchen* Coffee? Bleh, awful stuff!
Jermafencer: WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME!?
~everyone stops and looks at him~
Jermafencer: You're supposed to duel me, one on one. What you're doing isn't fair! I was sent to guard here to prevent trespassers from opening the seal on the Great Palace because-
Thrakun: I put the rock in, lads. Time to go!
Jermafencer: You can't do that! COME BACK! This isn't fair! *sniffles as the last of the group leaves* ... I liked those curtains.
Jermafencer: Whoa whoa no. I just got a call on my cell from Mazura about you. We won't be seeing a repeat of that, no.
Thrakun: CELL PHONE GRAR! ~lunges into Jermafencer, smashing him into the wall and knocking his head off~
Jermafencer: OW! ~grows another head, then has it punched right back off by Thrakun~ I can only grow two! You son of a...!
~The heads start spitting fire at the rest of the group, who start breakdancing to dodge.~
GM: We can't beat them without the downward thrust move!
Podley: ~grabs one of the heads~ I say... I can't suck up a golem, wot.
Golem: But I'm a golem.
Marin: ~throws MJ at one of the heads, which does nothing~ Hrmm.
Golem: I know what to do!
~Golem starts punching the wall with his Handy Glove, until the entire palace starts to shake.~
Jermafencer: Don't do that! ~Thrakun smashes him against the wall again~ You'll bring the whole palace down!
Golem: Don't worry. I'm just digging a hole to that room with the rock.
Jermafencer: IT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE!
~Palace collapses around them.~
~That is, the palace except for the room with the rock that you put the gem in, because that's an important room and was built FORD tough. Which is why Golem ran to the other wall quick and dug a hole that they all ran through except for Jermafencer, because he was too big to fit in. His heads flew through, but Thrakun ate them or something.~
Golem: ~puts stone in place~ Bing. ~levels up~