McCloaker: This was Yamauchi's pick. He stayed.
McCloaker: Nobody's dared kidnap a Nintendo employee since
Gamehiker: My brother just walked in and started laughing hysterically at that.
McCloaker: XD
Gamehiker: If Star Fox was made into a movie.
Gamehiker: And they managed to screw it up big time by making it really weird and not like the game
Gamehiker: That would be Andross.
McCloaker: Yup
McCloaker: It'd be one of those movies where the central character is a animal
McCloaker: And there's kids, cuz when you're going to RUIN a movie, you wanna REALLY RUIN IT.
Gamehiker: The movie would be altered so that Fox, Falco, Slippy, and Peppry are all animals sent into space.
Gamehiker: And end up MUTATING.
McCloaker: >_<
Gamehiker: And they pilot the ship back, becoming accomplished pilots.
Gamehiker: Little did they know that there was ANOTHER on board.
Gamehiker: Andross.
Gamehiker: While Fox and the others agree to work for the US Military to safeguard the skies...
Gamehiker: Andross begins PLOTTING.
McCloaker: Brooklyn Guy: Long long ago, da woild was run by dinosaurs. Not a lot of people went around hassslin' 'em cuz... there weren't no peoples yet. Just da foist tiny mammals.
McCloaker: Fox: Ya know, it just don't get no better dan dis
Toad: Yeah
Gamehiker: The sequel, of course, would introduce Krystal.
McCloaker: Go no further.
McCloaker: This hurts
Gamehiker: Who was created during the British's attempt to send an animal into space.
McCloaker: >_<
McCloaker: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Gamehiker: But mostly the Fox team buddies up with this ten year old genius kid
Gamehiker: And his spunky not-girlfriend who is into sports and makes fun of the genius kid, but actually is in love with him and needs the advice of Fox before she can admit her feelings.
Gamehiker: And also a reporter, who will be the only big name actor in the movie and will receive a small role.
Gamehiker: Man, I could totally make video game movies.

You forgot a few things, like the explosions, the product placement, and the dated pop culture references. Oh, and the crappy one-liners.

Slippy: "Falco! Are you okay!?"
Falco: "Oh, I'm feeling a little blue."

Fox: "I call this move 'The Firefox'!"
Falco: "You do know that Internet Explorer's better, right?"

Slippy: "I'm green with envy!"
Peppy: "You're always green, Slippy."

This one's obligatory.

Fox: "Cool it guys! We're in real danger here! This isn't a video game!"

There you go, Masamune.

Robert Zemeckis, we've met your Bob Gale.

...Who?

Do not show this to any hollywood producers, they'd make it without a second thought and a huge budget!

Remember the final fantasy movie where they fought ghosts and it was a weak rehash of like 4 and seven, maybe? This is dangerous stuff!