~The angelic zombie ninja pirate dwelves stalk purposely into the room, each wielding chakram-saw-chuck-cannon-axe-arrows. The very concept causes most of the sidekicks to fall to their knees, clutching their heads.~
Vorpal: And you guys sincerely thought you could go solo? Let's show them how it's done.
~The heroes, the conspirers, and the B.A.D.G.U.Y.Z. stalk toward the angelic zombie ninja pirate dwelves, then slowly begin to charge. The angelic zombie ninja pirate dwelves raise their weapons. The others continue to charge.~
Cap'n Sensei: Fire at my signal. ~raises hand~
~The heroes, conspirers, and B.A.D.G.U.Y.Z. (who are all pretty much heroes now) let out a war cry as they run. The first volley is deflected by their collective weaponry, as swords, scarves, and parasols throw the chakram-saw-chuck-cannon-axe-arrows aside.~
Cap'n Sensei: I suggest a new strategy. Aim for the little ones in the back.
~They do. The heroes scream and turn, throwing themselves upon their respective sidekicks and being brutalized by the projectiles. All the other sidekicks are viciously murdered but who really cares anyway?~
Vorpal: Ugh... ow.
Goom: He... he does care!
Vorpal: No, you weirdos tripped me. I was trying to save R.O.B.
R.O.B.: ~sparkle sparkle~
Ba: Awww... Vorpal.
Tamagon: We see right through you.
Vorpal: Yeah? Maybe because there's a hole in my chest...
Pikachu: Pika pika?
SteveT: Nothing personal, just... maybe... a little... thankful that you're not Straw Man.
Lynel: Oh, good.
Fred: ~was impaled throwing himself on top of Lupus~ I could never really turn on you, Herr Master Von Awesomeness, as you want to be called. Ugh...
Lupus: Fred, I told you we could only be in this position on Tuesdays.
Marin: Please GOD tell me that MJ did not just throw himself on top of me. ~looks up at GORE~ Oh.
Tiffa: Wait, then who's on me? ~looks up at GM~ Err.
GORE/GM: Hummina hummina... ~pass out~
Donkey Kongo: Wait, I didn't have a sidekick to cover. So why am I-- ~is killed by a million chakram-saw-chuck-cannon-axe-arrows at once~ I hate being a GMOG villain...
Kaiser Bear V: I... saved you Dad. Ugh... ~dies as well~
Cap'n Sensei: Well, that made no sense. But my plan worked perfectly! Now finish them off.
~Giuseppe and Buio Giuseppe come out from behind the stage.~
Buio Giuseppe: Buio Giuseppe is touched. Not because Dark Ditto did throw himself upon Buio Giuseppe, which he didn't because he is long gone... But because of the devotion he saw these heroes make for their sidekicks.
Giuseppe: I guess sidekicks do need their heroes. Even if it hurts to let go sometimes. But we won't be letting go this time. And we definitely won't need our heroes to do this.
Cap'n Sensei: Words are shallow. Show me what you're going to do.
~The sidekicks all stand up, glaring at the angelic zombie ninja pirate dwelves. The angelic zombie ninja pirate dwelves are taken aback.~
Cap'n Sensei: Wh-what are you going to do?
~The sidekicks leap across the bodies of their mentors, flying at the angelic zombie ninja pirate dwelves with a fury the likes of which the world has never seen, just to make it sound really impressive. Their ship is blown to pieces by the malfunctioning R.O.B., who plants himself next to it before self-destructing. The sidekicks press them from all sides, mercilessly striking, beating, pecking, biting. They back for the door, but there is no door. The army whittles from thousands to hundreds to tens to one. Only Cap'n Sensei remains, battered on the ground.~
Cap'n Sensei: I surrender?
Buio Giuseppe: Yes. Buio Giuseppe will show you what he does to POWs. ~turns into a two Vorpals tall dragon and eats Cap'n Sensei~ His taste does not sit well with Buio Giuseppe's stomach. Oh well.
GORE: ~wakes up from the shock of being on top of a girl~ Oh, uh. Good job, you guys. I don't have a sidekick, personally, so I really have no regrets in saying that you all have earned the right to be your own heroes. Go forth and be super, and stuff!
~The sidekicks ignore him and pick up their masters however they best can, heading for the nearest hospital (or blacksmith).~
GORE: Or just ignore me, yeah. ~turns to GM~ You seen my kidneys?
GM: I probably know where to look...
~The sidekicks sit in the waiting room of the local hospital, as Giuseppe glides out the door.~
Giuseppe: They'll be okay, because of the magic of OGs.
Giuseppe: You guys... it's been nice knowing you.
Dodo: Going somewhere?
Giuseppe: Buio Giuseppe and I are heading out. We've got some unfinished business to clear up that will probably not be mentioned again.
Goom: You were a great mysterious leader.
~All cry as Giuseppe leaves.~
Ba: Well boys. The ending is ours.
~Dodo, Goom, Ba, Tamagon, Splog, Pikachu, Rhyk, crippled Fred, Lynel, Marin, and Tiffa jump up and pose as the credits roll. This scene fades eventually, leading into various other scenes of Lupus and Straw Man dancing to "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart", GORE and GM beating up Don Miguel for the kidneys, and Dark Ditto and Roy disappearing mysteriously into the background.~
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~Masamune and Vorpal painfully make their way to the blacksmith, where they find SteveT with a smooth new polish.~
SteveT: Good. Our bond wasn't broken.
Vorpal: Of course not. We're only the best villain team ever.
Masamune: Just wait until next OG. We'll make their heads spin.
~They chuckle maniacally.~
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