Deathmatch: Golem vs. Vorpal

Glem Bridges · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 11:36

Golem - a scrawny little guy who's the unofficial Party Goers mascot. He always has his scarf on hand and is eager to party even though they almost never come. Depending upon the timeline (Good, Neutral, or Bad) he's in, though, he'll take different forms.

Vorpal the 64th - known as "Stryke" or "Hamilton" before he came to possess--or became possessed by--the Vorpal sword. Now he spends his days trying to be a villain (well, sometimes). Also, Vorpal has an affinity for lollipops.

Masamune · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 11:39

Scarf vs. Sword?

Sword.

SOAP · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 11:40

I voted Vorpal. Sorry. I just can't see Golem winning against Vorpal.

Lupus · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 12:07

You destroyed your chances, Golem, with the scrawny little guy bit.

Fred_Of_The_Bed · **Joined:** 19 Dec 2004 22:53 **Posts:** 2431

I wanted to vote Golem so badly BUT MY HAND MUST HAVE SLIPPED AHAHAHAHAAJH

Glem Bridges · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 12:15

Golem's tactics involve, uh, running and hitting things with bookbags. So, yeah, I'd pick Yami as the winner before I'd pick Golem.

Yami · **Joined:** 13 Nov 2004 00:26 **Posts:** 971

Golem, because, Golem.

SOAP · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 13:28

Golem vs. Marin is a better match.

Tyler Hendrix · **Joined:** 25 Apr 2005 14:55 **Posts:** 1931

A better match would have been Golem vs. Bort. Yeah, they're not related in any way other than through the author, but they both seem quite equal in strength and it would be a better fight. I choose Vorpal because he's just so cool. Those wrap-around goggles/shades things give away his awesomeness.

GM · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 18:33

I chose Golem because that's an awesome Pokemon. It's like a cross between a dinosaur and a rock.

SOAP · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 18:48

But Golem is not that Golem. This Golem is a human... I think.

Glem Bridges · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 19:52

This Golem is human. So long as DVGBC isn't in the room, at least.

GM · **Posted:** 07 Jul 2005 20:20

Remind me to never joke around on the internet. Anyway, I was just joking. I know the difference between a "scrawny little guy" and a Golem.

Anyway, the real reason I voted for Golem was because no one else was, and I felt like losing this week.

SOAP · **Posted:** 08 Jul 2005 07:13

That's not true. I'm sure he voted for himself or else he has a very low self-esteem since he also set up this whole match to begin with.

Ditto McCloaker · **Posted:** 08 Jul 2005 13:05

Pff. Hasn't anyone ever seen an anime or played an RPG?

Earnest and shining-eyed good wins over the forces of Sissy any day.

My vote goes to Golem.

Here's a tip. Dunk the scarf in cold water, and snap it at him. He'll squeal and hop away.

Here, I'll do you one better. I lend you Guisseppie. Now SIC 'IM.

Deathmatch: Golem vs. Vorpal

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