So I came across this earlier. It's an unfinished (super-short) epic. I think I gave up on it because the rhyme and meter stifled me, but that didn't stop me from alluding to it in me book.

So yeah...I might finish it someday.

I enjoyed it. It may have even been FUN FUN FUN but Visceroth was the PROTAGONIST WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE MOTHER?

He was simply doing the right thing, terrorizing villages and eating maidens and goring people. It's the right thing to do. STEVET YOU RUINED IT HOW COULD YOU?

I AM TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE THX ALOT

And now, five years later, I give you the final version.

Now complete with one more stanza (I guess that's all I needed to finish it), and probably some minor edits. A few meter issues and awkward sentences slipped through, though.

Maybe someone even cares this time.

ogre i thought you said oger ~shot~

So I procrastinated on reading this for far too long. I really enjoyed it, the language is awesome. Wouldn't mind hearing this recited. (Someone with a good voice get on that.) The plot and characters are serviceable, but that's not really why you read this kind of thing anyway.

Ogre Battle by Queen. Ambiance for this poem's reading >.> Possibly on loop, this poem's kinda long. Guess it depends on your reading speed. Yeah.

Apparently, I'm the kind of guy who posts poems on the internet and never checks the thread again.

Thanks for the kind words.

Holy crap... five years.

Has it been that long...?!