Masamune: This is the second time I've had to take my stuff back from you.
Vorpal: It belongs in my Museum!
Masamune: So do you! *kicks Vorpal*
Kuria: I should help but....
~Masamune jumps on to a ladder leading to his new ship, the S.S. Condor~
Vorpal: When did you get a new airship!?
Masamune: In GMOG6!
Vorpal: *yelling* BUT THERE IS NO SIX!
~back on the ship~
Masamune: Meh. *throws ROB into a pile*
Dodo: Something wrong?
Masamune: It's nice flying again after losing the Swordefeller AND Omnitpotence in GMOG4. But..
Masamune: Kuria and Vorpal are hooked up, Luigi and Rebe are going to get married soon, and Saph and Golem already tied the knot. Heck, even MJ has a girl. But here I am, already in my late 600s... still a bachelor.
Dodo: It's too bad none of your friends have a daughter for you to steal.
Masamune: One old enough you mean. *wink wink*
Masamune: What's that badge you're wearing?
Dodo: Oh uh, nothing.
Masamune: Lemme see. *grabs it* Sidekick Rights? What is this?
Dodo: Nothing against you personally... but sidekicks have been organizing petitions... why right now there's a rally...
~In Washington D.C. AKA Not Rocketsville, so don't even try~
~up on a podium is Roy, AKA Carrotcake King. Evil Cake-Hording villain in possesion of a weak sidekick body~
Roy: Sidekicks! Minions! Hear me!
~the crowd cheers~
Roy: How many among you are thrown aside, forgotten about, sent on stupid or suicidal missions! Who among you does not even get Dental?
~crown bursts into cheers, waving their signs which say "Sidekick, not kick in the side" and "Sidekick Rights" and "Not Cannon Fodder"~
The Lovely Peter Jennings: I understand you're a sidekick to a one Luigi of the Pipes. As rumor has it, he stood on top of you in boiling lava. Can you confirm this for us?
Slort: Igbay ugno agno.
TDPJ: Right. Next interview!
TDPJ: According to our intelligence, you were made as an EXACT copy of Golem. Yet despite all this, you've never got a lead role.
Rhyk: Yeah. Basically. Even my female version of me, Rhykette, gets bigger roles.
TDPJ: How does this make you feel?
Rhyk: I secretly delight in Golem's suffering.
TDPJ: Is it true Vorpal dumped you completely from all stories?
Goom: *hic* Ai like my *hic* magic drink.
Ba: Gimma summa dat, bra.
TDPJ: Your evil minions to the recently defeated and yet unrisen Murasame? With your boss gone, what kind of backup plans did he have for you?
Snipes: Nosssing! He left ussss to sssstarve!
Krunk: HE LEFT US ONE PIZZA IN THE FREEZER.
Snipes: Shut up, you idiot. Murasssssame is a poor leader.
TDPJ: Here we are in front of Strawman's House. As a sidekick to the devious SteveT, Strawman is currently one of the most popular sidekicks in America. Let's go in. *they enter*
Strawman: Get in my house!
TDPJ: We're in your house.
Strawman: Don't contradict me.
TDPJ: In light of sidekick protests, how do you feel?
Strawman: I don't care.
TDPJ: But you're a sidekick, cast off 'to the side' as they say.
Strawman: You got the wrong person, Steve is the sidekick.
TDPJ: How do you feel about being Strawman's sidekick?
Steve: That idiot is my sidekick. I created the whole character concept.
TDPJ: How do you feel about having two people in charge of you, the one sidekick?
Lynel: I have medication to help.
~Back on the S.S. Condor~
Masamune: Wow. So you're with them, huh?
Dodo: I'm afraid so...
Masamune: You're not going to these ridiculous rallies are you?
Dodo: I'm booked up all week.
Masamune: Well who's going to do all my stuff for me!
Dodo: You are.