(Suddenly (Susan), the Llama begins to fondle himself. The elephant kinda of stands around, and it doesn't take take a rocket scientist to figure out who's got a decoy, since the true Sophnito would give free will through it's healing anyways)
Eerie: Oh, for the love of. Llama?
Llama: I love you, man.
Eerie: I'm not really a man or a w- oh, bloody, throw that gem at the dinosaur if you love me.
Llama: I love them too.
Eerie: Well, love hurts, they say. Time for a chaotic happening!
(Eerie flings the Llama into the OGers, and fires a laser at the gem, turning it into a fine powder that covers the OGers, as Eerie kidney-shots the Elephant and takes the gem)
YY: Oh, bloody hell.
Fusion: Should I show you what "Every power in the universe" is worth "under the hood"?
YY: I should repeat myself.
GORE: Thankfully, my non-biotic systems which control most love-driven parts of my body cannot understand such things! IT'S UP TO ME TO SAVE THE DAY
(Gore tries to run out the door, but Introbulus and Saru, who are moving closer to him, box him in)
GORE: Or, we're all very screwed! Please, not literally.
(MOS EISLEY-while, Crap Villain stands waiting for Eerie)
Eerie: You have done well, my young apprentince. You will become a powerful-
Crap Villain: So, I'm a good Villain, now? Say it, and my curse (not a real curse) will be over!
Eerie: We are NOT villains! We are trying to make the world perfect! The OGers, S-Spacers, they're all impurities! You are redeeming your horrid self by doing this!
Crap Villain: So... this isn't... Villainy?
Eerie: No, weren't you listening to what I just said? You're a waste of time. Before your pointless death, you will have the satisfaction of doing something right for the universe!
Crap Villain: No... I just wanted to be BAD TO THE BONE!
Eerie: Well, you're the Crap Villain for a reason, I suppose...
Crap Villain: THEN IT SHALL BE. You, doer of good, will be my first true victim on my rise to fame, fortune, evil, and not living in my parents' basment! (Pulls out a whisk)
Eerie: No... how did you know my weakness? No... no... NO!!!
(Eerie's insubstantial body is obliterated by the whisk, leaving nothing behind, whatsoever. )
Crap Villain: Mabye you shouldn't have given yourself the power to resist only the things you had programmed into Q space's understanding, and instead remained vunerable to bullets. Jeez, I doubt he ever went to the bathroom, the toilets ould have killed him. And maybe he shouldn't have said it out loud like I am explicably right now. To myself. Stop it.
(MOUSSE-while, in the LOVE SHACK)
GORE: STOP! Let me out of this!
(The OGers continue to fondle each other while slow dancing)
YY: When I look into your eyes, Kantii, I feel something electric!
Kantii: I don't. I mean when I look into either of our eyes. I see pupils and feel kind of mechanic and empty.
GORE: Kantii! Did you resist as well?
Kantii: No, sugarplum! I in fact am simply being honest! It is honorable!
GORE: Dayumn. GO GO GORE WATER HOSE wait how did I get back onto this side of the world
(GORE sprays the Dust of the Gem from everyone, and punches both Saru and Introbulus in the noses)
GORE: We've got Eerie and a Crap Villain to stop!
Nasally Eerie's Voice: Wrong, you've only to deal with me!
YY: Yeah, we kind of know it's you, Crap Villain.
Crap Villain: Damn, intimidation was never my strength to play upon. Well, then, shall we dance?
Kantii: Of all sorts of offense to your pathetic self, if our life was some sort of RPG game, we'd be of maxing levels and then some, Kraw!
SwordMaster: Yeah. But, uh, come in here anyways so we can beat you up.
Chizu: We mean forgive and forget.
Crap Villain: I'm all around you.
GORE: No, you're really not. I can see you through the boarded-up doors.
Crap Villain: Or is that a hologram? Whooooo!111
Fusion: I am seriously creeped out, guys, where is he?
YY: I don't have radar powers or sensing or whatever to tell he's to our left right now.
Saru: Look, if he ever comes in here, I'll step THROUGH one of the walls, and the roof will land on him.
Crap Villain: Except I have a hostage! Yeah!
Chizu: This is embarassing.
Crap Villain: Don't come out or I... SHOOT AUTHOR ONE!
Crap Villain: Yes, I have a surveillance system set up in there. Come out of that house or dismantle it, and the lights go out in this guy's head. Hey, let go of the gun! What the, more authors? Noooo! Don't get cocky, you bas--ouch... I HAVE THEM BY THE ROPES- oof... guh...
GORE: If we walk out there, the people that made us die? Or, from the sounds of it, live?
Kantii: I have no author character. I think.
Chizu: Then come, Kantii!
Cerulea: I haven't said anything in a long while. Must mean I'm a boring character.
Author 9: Hey, don't say that!
Author 3: We're here to rescue you!
GORE: Wow, you sure are ugly.
Author 3: Quiet, you stinking ape.
Author 1: Quick, a bloody and bruised Crap Villain is getting away, though he's limping heavily!
(MILL-while, in Austrailia)
Author 2: Boring.
(Back with us)
Crap Villain: Quick, deal with them, my minion!
Shade: Yes, master. Hi, I've got new upgrades and etc. and-
(The OGers, ignoring Shade completely, trample over him and confront Crap Villain as a huge group)
Crap Villain: Little do you know, I stole Eerie's powers!
YY: Shit, he's right. Time to choose battle order.
(Suddenly, the heavy backpack that was not spoken about that GORE(not OGRE like I almost spelled) was carrying pops open, and ??? comes out)
???: Put me in!
GORE: We brought him along, and not, say, Legion? It's like taking Umaro instead of Sabin!
YY: Oh, shutup, GORE. We'll put him in slot 16 anyways.
???: But... slot sixteen isn't used in the fight.
Introbulus: What a crying shame.
GORE: What the, why am I in the back row?
YY: What, you can shoot. The eye beam. Which you haven't used for like 8 OGs. You've got a metal arm, don't you have a gun or something?
Kantii: Quick, I need that materia, where's the All materia!
Saru: Left mine in my other pants pocket.
Fusion: Am I first?
YY: Yes, you're first. :</
Fusion: Am I at the top?
YY: No, you're at the freaking bottom. I'm considering switching you with ??? just because I want to see him get horribly maimed.
Introbulus: I... lost the gauntlet. Wow, I'm officialy useless. I mean I can hit stuff OKAY, but... Wait, what ever happened to Jim? Or Robobulus, my rival?
YY: Shh, those authors will hear us and we'll be up to our ears in recycled villains. Now, begin!
(The OGers strike a pose and quickly realise that Crap Villain has flown away, leaving behind a note)
Kantii: A note!
SwordMaster: No, really.
Chizu: Just in case YOU AT HOME can't read, it says that "he's gone to his base of operations, since he got bored and he left the tea on and invited company over and really thought it'd be over sooner".
Saru: This is the worst adventure ever. I really want to leave.
(MILK-while, with the Cloaked Figure)
Cloaked Figure: Aye, just follow your nose, you KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
Grim Reaper: What?
Cloaked Figure: I see... Annoying Author Commentary within the next episode.
Grim Rapper: Not bad, not bad. Hey, that's not my name!
Grim Reaper: Gasp, my Shy-guy senses are tingling! My master's dead! He's all dead!
Cloaked Figure: I'm so sorry. Well, actually, no I'm not.
Grim Reaper: I only followed him because of when I rear-ended him while I was still alive and the bill came out to servitude until his undoing.
Cloaked Figure: I can't think of any way to end this. Oh, very well.
(Lupus, Author 2, Fred, Lithium, and Koopa play Xtreme Monopoly without any clothes)
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