Vorpal: Great, another time anomaly.
Fred: Pocketwatchchange, sir. We'll simply reverse the time flux capacitors of the OG and whoa- did that turn everyone into a fetus?
Fred: Okay, strap a peanut-butter and BIODEGRADIBLE T-SHIRT sandwich in, and it should...
GORE: Lemme at that. Wait, it's gone. It's all gone!
Sapphire: You've got your hands... over your eyes, GORE.
GORE: Oh yeah, that's right. Okay, that whole deal with GamefreakEdgar was a flashback, to the FUTURE. I don't think we buried what was left of his corpse, anyways.
Luigi: Yeah, this thing is pretty crowded as it is. No one else is staying back here.
Lupus: Wait... if I've got a sidecar... this means we must be detectives.
GORE: Of course! It's brilliant! However, we're in a ravine, without water. And we've tipped. Oh great, all the food's gone.
Yoshiman: Hey! You'll have to pay for destroying my ferry racket! In fact, I'll have to accompany until you do!
(suddenly, the hood opens, and Edgar climbs out of the humoungous gas tank)
Edgar: Where am I? Just asking, since I'm blind. I mean, the magic eight-ball doesn't really help me...
GORE: Yeah, you're going to have to stay in there. Wait, this is still a car?
Vorpal: Then where are we getting gas, genius?
GORE: Natural gas will fuel our car. (It turns into a wagon, and Edgar runs in place of the lead horse)
Yoshiman: I can be held in a basket, like E.T.
GORE: Fine, but only to badly injure Edgar's neck.
Fred: Aye, but a ladle's every problem ye need.
Sapphire: A- wha... but...
Luigi: If memory serves, you're no longer part of the living.
Masa: Ah, but if my memory serves, I'm the human representation of the sword's spirit!
Luigi: We pawned it.
Masa: Oh, I got it back, though. Many had to die, and many villages were plundered, and-
GORE: Yeah, great, we don't need to hear about your lame revenge sidestory. But you're a doctor? A doctor from a sword?
Masa: It's just, well, a plot device. But I am a doctor, and I am rich.
Fred: I get a 4.9 X score bon-
Lupus: Yeah, but do you gots mad skillz? I thought not.
GORE: Well, we're tipped in a ravine. All of our food is gone, and we lost Masa to it.
Masa: But I just got- Erk!
Lupus: Okay, so we're not burying him. Why not just grab the stuff? It is a dry ravine, you know. I made it ALL BY MYSELF
GORE: Look, if you tip on a ravine, the stuff lost is gone forever. No exceptions.
Sapphire: It's right...
Yoshiman: I've been on a ravine selling bogus ferry rides for 3 weeks now. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Luigi: I guess you CAN tip things of that kind of size then.
GORE: Regardless, we need to head SouthNorth.
Sapphire: What? That's not a direction! Ahghabwel... (slumps into a coma-ish state)
Luigi: You know, I think that's the blood loss from those gunshot wounds we never took care ofawble blawrflu...
Fred: Hey, the Shotgun's finally coming out one of the holes in my chest! EEEEEEeeeout.
Masa: (Back to life) Eh, I can just rob them.
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