OoC: Turnabout post!!?!
~All of the Judges except for the two Glenns race out the door and vanish.~
Glenn: Idiots, we were already inside the courthouse.
J. Glenn: What happened to the park we were just playing Mario Party in?
Chad: Hah! Never question the finer points of black magic and teleportation, Your Honor.
~All gasp at Chad's sudden presence a few feet over.~
Chad: ~Shakes head and shrugs~ Tsk, tsk, you'd think I would really condone such a shoddy competition?
Glenn: Yes. Wait, no. That's why you left, isn't it?
Chad: Hah! It was just to get you two alone in the same courtroom, so that the real show could begin.
J. Glenn: So we can finally start our bout?
Chad: Yes. Just so long as no one intrudes.
~At that very second, Wayne Shoeleft bursts into the courtroom brushing his teeth and dragging a half closed briefcase behind him, spilling paper as he walks towards the stand.~
Wayne: Sorry I'm late Your Honors!~somehow slips on a misplaced banana peel and crashes into Judge J. Glenn.~
J. Glenn: Gragh, Wayne Shoooooooooeleeeeeeeeeeft...!!!
Wayne: Aw shucks Judge, I'm sorry. I'm just here to defend my newest client! ~Looks around a dark courtroom~ Where is that bear, anyway?
Bear: ~Walks from the shadows polishing a gun while he points it at the group~ Why, right here, of course.
Chad: What? Inconceivable!
Bear: You've done well, Mr. Bootright, to lead not only Wayne Shoeleft, but yourself here to my courtroom. My thanks to you ~bows~ maybe now I can take care of you both!
Wayne: Objection! ... ... ... ...
...Where was I? Oh, yeah. ~Camera closes up and starts shaking in his face~ No way!!!
Chad: You're telling me a simple forest bear planned out all of this?
Bear: Incorrect! I am...~Bear suit catches fire and burns until a shadowy figure jumps out~ All of the Loophole Judges!
Wayne: Urk!! What is this sudden turn of events?
Chad: And why doesn't it make a shred of blasted sense!?!?
Judges: This trial is ours now! And not to mention every trial from this point forward will be ours for the Judging.
Glenn: ...But you can already do that! You're friggin' Judges!
Judges: Overruled. ~The group of judges start to move as one, and their gun, now revealed in more light, was actually just a pitch black gavel held outstretched.~
Glenn: That gavel! It...it can't BE...!
Judges: It is! The mighty Gavel of Levag, the greatest Judge in existence...! Also the most insane.
J. Glenn: Lies! That gavel is a myth and you conjoined freaks know it!
Chad: Grgh, no it isn't. It's actually...too real to comprehend.
Wayne: ~Strokes chin~ But where did they get their hands on such an evil gavel?
~Something that sounds like a slow clapping can be heard from the pitch black bleachers. Reginald, the ventriloquist, approaches towards the group, still clapping, except only hitting his own dummy with a free hand.~
Glenn: That weird guy again?
Reginald: In the flesh.
William: And wood, too!
Wayne: I'm not too fond of ventriloquists, not since...I was a child, ~Looks to be in the middle of a painful memory, then wipes a tear from his eye~ Er, anyway! What do you want?
Reginald: We're prosecuting this case.
William: Yeah, this case! All of the cases!
Judges: It's all part of our deal. We Judge every case, and he prosecutes. Now all we need is a defense attorney to keep taking all of the beatings every time. How about...
Chad: What kind of cockamamie plot is this anyway? ~Slams his hand on a desk not in front of him the moment before~ If you want Wayne, sure, take him and play pretend courtroom for eternity. Just leave us out of it.
Reginald: Pretend? Ever since I found the Gavel of Levag, I gave it to the remaining Judges so that we could create our own court system.
William: And cheat on it too!
Wayne: Boring. You're boring. It's time I invoke the Loophole on this situation!!
Chad: There's not even a trial! Do you seriously just shout out "I invoke the Loophole" now in every possible situation?
Wayne: Erm. No, don't be ridiculous...
Flashback to Yesterday wrote:
Wayne: Another! ~Slams empty glass on the counter~
Bartender: Honestly buddy, I think you've had enough.
Wayne: . . .
Bartender: Come aga- ~Pummled by Wayne~
~5 minutes later~
Wayne: ~Slams another glass on the counter~ Another!
Bartender: But it's full, sir!
~Starts pouring immediately after getting shot an angry look by Wayne. He keeps filling the already overfull glass until Wayne says to stop. After taking it all in one shot, he slams the glass down and jumps back over the counter and pummels the barkeep some more.~
Chad: Something wrong?
Wayne: Yeah, I'm a mean drunk.
Judges: ~Ahem!~ I accept the terms.
Glenn: Looks like we'll have to wait for our showdown a little more, Glenn.
J. Glenn: Damn...you...Wayne Shoeleft...!
Wayne: Very good! Now then, it's you, you, you, you ~points to all of the Judges in the group, you get the picture~ you, the dummy boy and the dummy himself against me, Chad and the two geezers. Okay?
Judges: Hah! I accept again.
~The clustered group of Judges raise their mighty gavel into the air and the lights to the courtroom finally come on. All over, spectators and a bailiff occupy the courtroom. Both of the sides take their respective benches on each side of the courtroom.~
Bailiff: The battle to decide the fate of the Judges and probably the law world as we know it is about to take place! Since His Honors aren't presiding over the actual fight, but rather partaking in it instead, the new Judge will be...