Judge Glenn wakes up to another wonderful day in his (after)life. Today is the big day and he has been looking forward to it for a long time now. The phone rings and he sighs as he recognizes the caller ID.

Judge J. Glenn: I told you to stop calling me!

Judge Glenn: Hello John, I assume youre ready or else you wouldn't have called me, whether or not you actually remembered our intent.

Judge J. Glenn: I accept your challenge stranger! We duel at dawn!

Judge Glenn: Are you in the car John?

Judge J. Glenn: Yes my surroundings do indeed resemble that of a car Frederick.

Judge Glenn: I wish you would remember that your own brother's name is Albert, John.

*click*

Judge Glenn walks out to his car to find his brother strapped to the passenger seat, before he can get into his comfortable driver's seat perfectly suited to fit his bottomless bottom, he sees a civilian across the street.

Senor Abbots: Buenos Dias!

Judge Glenn: Good morning to you too no arrest him!

*policemen arrest Senor Abbots*

Senor Abbots: Porque Juez Glenn? PORQUE??

Judge Glenn: Im sorry citizen! Its apparently the rules!

After buckling up and starting up his car, Judge Glenn proceeds down the road just slightly above speed limit until he reaches his next destination. As he reaches the door he sees there was no need as his companion seems to have jumped out the second floor window and straight into Judge Glenn's backseat window.

Judge Whupass: WOOT! WOOT! Let'S GeT GoINg ALREADY! WOOOOT!

Judge Whupass has somehow stepped on the gas pedal from behind the drivers seat and has driven around the block and back somehow picking up Judges Sync and Duo.

A confused Judge Glenn gets back into his car finally ready to go the final point. Just before he gets there however, at the second to late intersection, a bitchin' hover car pulls up with Judge Belmont inside. Judge Belmont revs on the pedal signifying a

Judges J. Glenn, Duo, Sync, and Whupass: DRAG RACE!!!

Judge Glenn: No

Judge Belmont lets out a sneer as he goes full force across the road.

Unfortunately the road was really train tracks. And the train was carrying Billy the Judge. And Judge Belmont just totally drove straight through the boxcar carrying Billy the Judge.

But luckily a sleeping Billy the Judge seems to be lying comfortably on the windshield of Judge Belmonts car.

After the train passes, the rest of the Judges park in front of the courthouse, meeting their two obscure companions. Judge Glenn rushes up the stairs, bursts open the double doors with a big grin on his face and say

Judge Glenn: Its time!

*Judge Egduj is sleeping on the judgestand*

Judge Egduj: WHASSAT?!?!?

Judge Glenn: Judge picnic '07.

Judge Egduj: Oh yeah.

*Belmont pulls out some odd glitter and draws a star on the gound*

Judge Belmont: TOMAHANE RAMERONES GALIDA!

Judge Duo: Whats going on-

~voipvoivpvoivvpvpovipvoip~

*The Judges all arrive in an park, theres a hot dog vendor, and a Bratwurst vendor, and a Knockwurst vendor, and a genericwurst vendor, as well as large picnic tables and a basketball court*

Judge Glenn: This looks fun

Duo: No LETS GET TO IT

Cynic: Eh I've seen better.

*Billy the Judge wakes up and starts chasing Judge Belmont While suddenly...*

Genericwurst vendor: Hello sir, what can I get you?

???: Rawr.

Genericwurst: OH GOD ITS A BEAR!

???: And I'm A MAN WITH A GUN!

Genericwurst vendor: Gasp, a bear and an asasin.

*The unknown assailant kills the genericwurst vendor*

----

???: Hello? Yeah, I'm on it.

*Wayne gets out of bed to defend the suspect, the bear*

---

???: .......... William. phone.

*William, the mysterious mans ventriloquist dummy answers the phone*

William: Sergeant Williams reporting sir!.... Yes..... uh huh...... MASTER REGINALD WILL PROSECUTE.

*Master Reginald, the ventriloquist prosecutor, and William, his puppet, head to the picnic area*

WHO MURDERED THE GENERICWURST VENDOR. WHO IS REGINALD. WHAT WILL THE JUDGES EAT. THIS AND MORE IN YOUR NEXT POST IN JUDGE SPOG

~Soon, a bailiff arrives at the picnic...~

Bailiff Joey: Hey guys!!

Judges: Hey!

Bailiff Joey: Ur, guys, sorry to bug you all on your day off, but we need to decide who's gonna judge this murder that just happened!

Judge Glenn: What murder?

Bailiff Joey: Uh, there was a murder just here. Like a half hour ago.

Judge Duo: Woah! That's pretty exciting! And also part of life in this tragic world.

Bailiff Joey: So yeah, who do I tell the guys is gonna judge?

~All the judges bicker amongst themselves. Well, some bicker. Others shout.~

Judge Whupass: I'ME GONNA DOOO IT NO ONE CAN STOP MEE FROM JUDGE INNNG!!

~Chad Bootright steps onto the scene.~

Chad: Calm down, everyone. I have just the thing.

Bailiff Joey: Oh geez, Chad! Thanks a million!

Chad: Don't sweat it. Listen up, everyone, I don't want to repeat myself. We're going to decide this with a Judge-a-thon!

Crowd of judges: Judge-a-thon? Mubmbl I don't know about this mumbmumble sounds risque mumblemumbumblelemb...

Chad: A Judge-a-thon is a series of minigames in which you all compete, eliminating each other from the competition until there are none left.

~A helicopter lands.~

Chad: Ah! Here's our transport to the first minigame.

(The Judges each wear blindfolds and travel by bus, boat, plane, boat, and then bus again until they get to an unknown and secret location.)

Belmont: What is this!? You took us to the same place we started at!

Chad: This is true, but we needed to stall you until we set up the N64.

Glenn: It can't be...it's-

Judges: MARIO PARTY!

Chad: 4 of you step up at a time, this is your first mini game/torture test.

(Chad pops in Mario Party and chooses the first game, Tug O' War.)

Chad: Even though it's a 1 vs. 3 game, you will all be tested by willpower alone.

(2 seconds into the mini game later.)

Egduj: My palm, it's burning!

Duo: Wow this feels kinda HORRIBLE AND IS THE WORST PAIN EVER.

Chad: Steady gentlemen, this is a test of endurance!

Whupass: WHOOP I GOT BLISTERS WHOOP.

J. Glenn: I...I can't do it anymore.

Chad: (Rings bell) One down! Next victim up.

(Eventually all but one of the Judges are defeated.)

Glenn: Hah! No Nerves, take that suckers!

Belmont: No fair, this is exactly like 5th case of Loophole 2.

Chad: What are you saying!?

Belmont: I don't know.

Chad: You're right, I'll just pick a Judge at random and get this over with. I choose...that guy!

William: Who? ME!?

Chad: No, that guy you're connected to who I assume is your conjoined twin.

J. Glenn: I think you're just talking to a puppet, Mr. Bootright. Also, they aren't Judges.

Chad: I'll decide who IS AND ISN'T a judge, do I make myself clear Glenn?

William: I actually am a prosecutor, you know.

Chad: FIIIINE, you can figure it out for yourselves.

Belmont: First one to the Courthouse gets to the be the Judge!

OoC: Turnabout post!!?!

~All of the Judges except for the two Glenns race out the door and vanish.~

Glenn: Idiots, we were already inside the courthouse.

J. Glenn: What happened to the park we were just playing Mario Party in?

Chad: Hah! Never question the finer points of black magic and teleportation, Your Honor.

~All gasp at Chad's sudden presence a few feet over.~

Chad: ~Shakes head and shrugs~ Tsk, tsk, you'd think I would really condone such a shoddy competition?

Glenn: Yes. Wait, no. That's why you left, isn't it?

Chad: Hah! It was just to get you two alone in the same courtroom, so that the real show could begin.

J. Glenn: So we can finally start our bout?

Chad: Yes. Just so long as no one intrudes.

~At that very second, Wayne Shoeleft bursts into the courtroom brushing his teeth and dragging a half closed briefcase behind him, spilling paper as he walks towards the stand.~

Wayne: Sorry I'm late Your Honors!~somehow slips on a misplaced banana peel and crashes into Judge J. Glenn.~

J. Glenn: Gragh, Wayne Shoooooooooeleeeeeeeeeeft...!!!

Wayne: Aw shucks Judge, I'm sorry. I'm just here to defend my newest client! ~Looks around a dark courtroom~ Where is that bear, anyway?

Bear: ~Walks from the shadows polishing a gun while he points it at the group~ Why, right here, of course.

Chad: What? Inconceivable!

Bear: You've done well, Mr. Bootright, to lead not only Wayne Shoeleft, but yourself here to my courtroom. My thanks to you ~bows~ maybe now I can take care of you both!

Wayne: Objection! ... ... ... ...

...Where was I? Oh, yeah. ~Camera closes up and starts shaking in his face~ No way!!!

Chad: You're telling me a simple forest bear planned out all of this?

Bear: Incorrect! I am...~Bear suit catches fire and burns until a shadowy figure jumps out~ All of the Loophole Judges!

Wayne: Urk!! What is this sudden turn of events?

Chad: And why doesn't it make a shred of blasted sense!?!?

Judges: This trial is ours now! And not to mention every trial from this point forward will be ours for the Judging.

Glenn: ...But you can already do that! You're friggin' Judges!

Judges: Overruled. ~The group of judges start to move as one, and their gun, now revealed in more light, was actually just a pitch black gavel held outstretched.~

Glenn: That gavel! It...it can't BE...!

Judges: It is! The mighty Gavel of Levag, the greatest Judge in existence...! Also the most insane.

J. Glenn: Lies! That gavel is a myth and you conjoined freaks know it!

Chad: Grgh, no it isn't. It's actually...too real to comprehend.

Wayne: ~Strokes chin~ But where did they get their hands on such an evil gavel?

~Something that sounds like a slow clapping can be heard from the pitch black bleachers. Reginald, the ventriloquist, approaches towards the group, still clapping, except only hitting his own dummy with a free hand.~

Glenn: That weird guy again?

Reginald: In the flesh.
William: And wood, too!

Wayne: I'm not too fond of ventriloquists, not since...I was a child, ~Looks to be in the middle of a painful memory, then wipes a tear from his eye~ Er, anyway! What do you want?

Reginald: We're prosecuting this case.
William: Yeah, this case! All of the cases!

Judges: It's all part of our deal. We Judge every case, and he prosecutes. Now all we need is a defense attorney to keep taking all of the beatings every time. How about...

WAYNE SHOELEFT!

Chad: What kind of cockamamie plot is this anyway? ~Slams his hand on a desk not in front of him the moment before~ If you want Wayne, sure, take him and play pretend courtroom for eternity. Just leave us out of it.

Reginald: Pretend? Ever since I found the Gavel of Levag, I gave it to the remaining Judges so that we could create our own court system.
William: And cheat on it too!

Wayne: Boring. You're boring. It's time I invoke the Loophole on this situation!!

Chad: There's not even a trial! Do you seriously just shout out "I invoke the Loophole" now in every possible situation?

Wayne: Erm. No, don't be ridiculous...



Chad: Something wrong?

Wayne: Yeah, I'm a mean drunk.

Judges: ~Ahem!~ I accept the terms.

Chad: What!

Glenn: Looks like we'll have to wait for our showdown a little more, Glenn.

J. Glenn: Damn...you...Wayne Shoeleft...!

Wayne: Very good! Now then, it's you, you, you, you ~points to all of the Judges in the group, you get the picture~ you, the dummy boy and the dummy himself against me, Chad and the two geezers. Okay?

Judges: Hah! I accept again.

~The clustered group of Judges raise their mighty gavel into the air and the lights to the courtroom finally come on. All over, spectators and a bailiff occupy the courtroom. Both of the sides take their respective benches on each side of the courtroom.~

Bailiff: The battle to decide the fate of the Judges and probably the law world as we know it is about to take place! Since His Honors aren't presiding over the actual fight, but rather partaking in it instead, the new Judge will be...

...

???: ...Oh, sorry, I mean: Me!

Like it or not, a small, round, orange, red-robed figure burst through the courtroom doors with his stub extended and a convicted look on his face. He walks over to the front of the judge's bench and hops up onto it. He then takes out a white judge wig and small spectacles and places them on his head.

Bailiff: Excuse me... you, but are you even a judge?

???: I have been a judge in the past, yes.

Bailiff: Hm, very well, all rise for the apparently honorable Judge... right, who are you?

???: You may call me Judge Jed! *points his stub at the bailiff*

Bailiff: ...Alright, Judge Jed.

Everyone rises.

Judge Jed: K, be seated.

Everyone sits, save for the two opposing parties since they normally stand anyway.

Judge Jed: Um... right, what's going on now?

Bailiff: The large group of judges and ventriloquist are against these other two judges and lawyers.

Judge Jed: K, cool, but what's the dispute?

Wayne: Those guys wanna make a court system that they can control themselves and we think that sucks, so we're gonna fight em.

Judge Jed: Ohhh snap, the Loophole, neat. I read about that and how this crazy ass defense attorney keeps using it to win.

Wayne: That'd be me, Your Honor.

Judge Jed: Oh, really? Well, whatever, a judge is presiding, so this is an actual court battle now. I'm assuming you guys already know the rules, but I'll repeat em just for clarity: No innocents harmed and keep the battle INSIDE the courtroom, we clear?

The two opposing parties all nod.

Judge Jed: Well alright, 3 2 1 FIGHT! *slams scythe onto the judge's bench*

Bailiff: I can get you a gavel.

Judge Jed: I use my scythe >.>

The two opposing sides charge at each other in a totally epic way.

~A long arm rockets out of the cloak of the mass of judges and grabs a civilian, then throws him at Wayne, who is sent flying backwards and lands on the ground, and lays motionless after skidding a little.~

Jed: *Waves his scythe madly in the air* Hey! HEY! That's against the rules!

Judges: There are no rules in Judgment Day's court.

Jed: But... ;_; I'm the judge...

Judgment Day: You're the figurehead, Puffy. But we're still in charge. Just make sure you practice declaring your guilty verdict.

Jed: (I'm not that puffy...) Well that's what I was gonna do, jeez!

Reginald: Hehe, you handle him just like a true puppet master would.
William: And his pup- *Socked in the face by Chad and sent into a wall*

Chad: Humph! That one was for my free time and how you freaks wasted it!

Reginald: W-William!! *Cries over his bare hand still taking the shape of a puppet mouth.*

Wayne: Ugh...*shakes head back and forth, but is grabbed in the middle of said shaking by a Judge arm that picks him up (by the head) and pulls him back*

Judgment Day: They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

Wayne: Urgh...they would have never allowed this in law school.

Judgment Day: You've obviously never been to law school.

Wayne: Of...of course I have! ...But that's not the point, you're still same lovable judges on the inside, don't you remember?

Judgment Day: No.

~Several fists come out of the mass and pummel Wayne in the stomach for a few moments. The hand around his dome releases him in order to let him fall to the ground, but then Judgment Day attempt to fall on top of Wayne for a crushing body slam.

Wayne lands on his back and lifts both legs up to repel the falling mass. Several fists come out of the body in front of him, trying to nail him in the face, but they hit the floor as Wayne moves his head to dodge.

Instead, one grabs his throat and the others punch him in the gut. They collapse to the side of him as Chad and the two Glenns tackle them.~

Judgment Day: Huff...Why don't you join us Glenn? We're your pals.

Glenn: It's the judges most sacred honor, apparently, to not touch the cursed black gavel!

Judgment Day: You always were a wet rag Glenn, in life and in undeath.

J. Glenn: *Rolls eyes* TELL me about it.

Glenn: That's it whippersnapper! Let's finish our bout right here! ...Judges!

Judgment Day/Jed: YES?

Glenn: We would like to hold our battle in the midst of yours! A Loophole battle in a Loophole battle of sorts.

Wayne: Did somebody say LOOPHOLE!?!

Chad: Wayne, control yourself.

Judgment Day: Loophole sustained.

Jed: (I was gonna say that...) Yes let's do it!

*Senor Abbots burst through the double doors*

Abbots: Am I mucho late for Judge Picnic 2007!?

Everyone: Yes arrest him!

*The bailiff tasers Abbots and wrestles him to the floor, then takes him away in handcuffs.*

Glenn: You know I actually enjoy doing that.

J. Glenn: Anyway! Let's finish this once and for all, Glenn!

Glenn: You're on, Glenn!

Jed: Okay you guys, here are the rules: Keep the fight in-

Judgment Day: Let's do it! *Hooks Chad Bootright in the throat, causing him to fall to the ground gasping.* Ahahahaha! I love doing this.

~Chad and Wayne both rush Judgment Day and do battle with him once more, while both Glenns duke it out. They fight for a couple of minutes, but then get tuckered out and weakly smack each other to continue the fight.~

Wayne: We've got to stop this fighting!

Chad: Hold on a moment, did YOU just suggest that we all stop fighting?

Wayne: Just look. *Points at the Glenn brothers, each tattered and teary eyed as they continue to fight. A sad tune begins to play from somewhere in the courtroom.*

Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
We've got to end this war
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
We can try
Brother my brother...

Chad: *Bawls his eyes out in a handkerchief* It's so sad, especially when I remember how bad my brother was to me...

Wayne: Shut up.

We face each other from different sides
The anger burns can't remember why
It's kindof crazy to cause so much pain
Our foolish pride makes us hate this way...

Judgment Day: What a pitiful pit of pity-soaked human emotions. I shall break both of them this day. *Springs from the ground and spins in the air, and flies into the zombie Glenn, knocking them to the ground. Judgment Day rips off Glenns head and holds it up for all to see.*

Glenn: Oh dear...I've lost my head.

J. Glenn: Hey, stay outta' this!

Judgment Day: Overruled. If only you had this power, then maybe you would be able to stop us. Your feeble judge powers are only a fraction of a small percent that make up a small part of mine!

J. Glenn: Grr...

~Judgment Day laughs at the heavens themselves and doesn't notice J. Glenn sneaking up and swiping the cursed black Gavel suspended from his robe. He keeps laughing, even as the once giant mass of judges slowly begin to separate. All of the judges trapped by the bonds of the gavel are flung across the room in different directions. J. Glenn holds his new gavel in front of him while he sees himself transform in the reflection of it.~

Glenn: John! No!

~Wayne steps away from the action and notices Reginald scooping up William and glaring at him.~

Reginald: My perfect courtroom...ruined. You won't get away with this, Shoeleft!

Wayne: Wha? I wasn't even doing anything!

Reginald: My father knew this would happen. First you stop the Might is Right clause and now you're leading this group of yours to stop my new world of law!

Wayne: How do you know about that case!?

Reginald: We'll meet again. *Throws a smoke ball to the ground, and disappears*

Chad: Wayne, focus! Judge J. Glenn is attacking!

~Judge Glenn's decapitated head rolls up beside Wayne and hits against the back of his heel. Wayne turns and picks him up.~

Glenn: Listen to me boy, if there's one thing you're good for it's fighting for justice, now I want you to do that here, but don't you dare kill my brother.

Wayne: I don't stand a chance against that gavel!

Glenn: *Shakes* Doesn't matter, you've got the power of friendsh-

Wayne: Okay okay, spare me this part, I'll have a go at him.

~Wayne smacks his fists together and rushes at J. Glenn, now a monstrous darker form of his former one. J. Glenn furiously swings at him with his gavel, nailing him a few times in the shoulder and collar bone, which nearly shatter. Wayne bends down and then leaps into the air before J. Glenn, and bicycle kicks him repeatedly until Glenn moves.

They both jump backwards in opposite directions and charge. Wayne dives on his stomach and under the Judge's legs. He handstands and extends one leg, then lowers himself to balance himself on his head, then spins on it, kicking Glenn in the back repeatedly. Glenn turns around to smash him, but Wayne exits his spinning and rolls once more under Glenn's legs, but this time stands and jumps onto his back instead.

Glenn flails around and tries to grab Wayne. Instead of staying on him, Wayne gets him into a tight headlock with his legs and grabs a hold of a ceiling fan, lifting the Judge off of the ground and spinning around with Wayne in midair.~

Chad: That has to be the world's strongest ceiling fan.

Bailiff Joey: Only the finest for our courtrooms.

~The ceiling fan gives way, sending Wayne and the judge to the ground. Wayne gets up immediately and dodges a few quick kicks by Glenn, unfastens his tie and bounds the Judge's ankles together. Wayne snatches Jed's scythe from above him and is about to slice open J. Glenn, but a voice in the distant stops him.~

Glenn: *His head hopping on and down on a table* Hey! What did I say about killing!

Wayne: Aw man...that would have been awesome though!

Glenn: He's still my brother inside, just get that gavel off him.

Wayne: I could chop off his han-

Glenn: NO!

Wayne: Fine! Fine, I'll just grab it.

Chad: Are you daft, Shoeleft!? You'll surely suffer his fate if you touch it!

Wayne: Grr...

J. Glenn: Albert.

Glenn: J-John!?

J. Glenn: This Gavel was banished for a reason, it is evil. But now, I am evil. I am not fit to be a judge, so you must end me. Our bout must be carried on instead to the afterlife.

Glenn: But...I forgot why we were fighting in the first place.

J. Glenn: That's okay, I forgot too. It doesn't matter though, you would have won, you always win. Even in death you live.

Glenn: I...

We watch our world fall apart
Tell me what good is winning
When you lose your heart

Wayne: Hm. Sappy.

Brother my brother
Tell me what are fighting for
Isn't life worth so much more
We should love one another
Oh, can't we just pretend
This war never began
Tell me why
Brother my brother

~The rest of the Judges, now awakening from their unconscious states after being flung across the room, all witness J. Glenn, and feel tremendously sad for him.~

Yes
We can try
Brother my brother
Yes

Chad: Is there no way to save him?

J. Glenn: The rule of the gavel of Levag is that once someone has it, they are cursed forever, unless they can pass it on to someone else. It will never simply go away. I don't want to give someone else this fate.

Wayne: But then why take it in the first place?

J. Glenn: I realized that I had to save the judges, as well as my brother and his head, though no harm could come to him.

Let's take a moment and look deep inside
And say we'll learn to give love a try
When matters differ as we seem to be
There's so much more to me than what you see

Wayne: So we can kill him then!?

Chad: Look a bit less happy about it, Wayne.

Glenn: I suppose this is the way it has to be.

Wayne: Hm...

Chad: Are you going to do it, Wayne?

Wayne: Judge head, do you think the power of frien...er, brotherhood can stop this?

Glenn: *Teary eyed* It should be able to fix anything!

Wayne: Good, I like those tears. Let's use that!

Glenn: Um, what?

Wayne: Everybody cry in my direction! *Notices the awkward looks* Just do it!

~All of the judges in the room, Jed, and Chad, shed their tears over the imminent destruction of the monster Judge Glenn. Wayne laughs happily and manically out loud and becomes teary eyed himself. He positions himself in front of Judge J. Glenn's body.~

Wayne: All I gotta do is make him feel the friendsh- I mean brotherhood in this room, and he'll be free! Now I just gotta figure out how to make it an attack...

Glenn: Wait, what? Don't make this harder for my brother than it is!

J. Glenn: It's okay, even in as much pain as I am, I am at peace!

Wayne: The sheer sadness and love in the room is overwhelming! *Eyes start to glow* Yes! YES! I CAN FEEL IT!

Glenn: What...what is he doing!?

We Don't have to be this way,
think about the consequences,
don't turn and walk away.

Wayne: TEAR BEAM ATTACK!

~A torrent of water explodes from Wayne's eyes, shooting straight towards J. Glenn's body and connecting with his chest. All of the Judges (plus Jed and Chad) stare wide eyed at this, and then look shocked once the torrent emerges out the other side of J. Glenn's body.~

Glenn: You killed him Wayne! You killed my brother!

Brother my brother...

Wayne: Look again.

~Everyone looks back at the body of J. Glenn, and are amazed to see him getting back up, and not as his monster form but as his normal one. The gavel of Levag drops to the floor of the courtroom, and turns to stone.~

Chad: Simply astounding! How...how did you do that Wayne?

Wayne: *Shrugs* Just seemed like the right thing to do.

Jed: Anyone have anything else to say? No? Alright! Well then, I hereby declare the winner of this Loophole skirmish...Wayne Shoeleft (and friends)!

~Everyone celebrates this victory over the cursed gavel by finishing the Judge Picnic of 2007, and then immediately celebrating the 2008 picnic, as well. But in the excitement of everything, they forget to ask how this all started, or for that matter, where the gavel was now.~

Reginald: *Scoops up the stone gavel* So even with all of the Judges against him, Shoeleft prevails. What a useless hunk of junk, I suppose I'll just send it back to my father...at the white house!



End.