*Golem and Toby appear and begin kicking the four around.*
Toby: What is this, GHU: The New Class?
Golem: It's kinda weird to be subjugating others for a change.
Toby: Golem, you are as square as your chin is not, but you make things interesting. But this is starting to bore me. What now, Golemio? I'll let you decide this minor thing to give you the illusion that you have some actual amount of power.
Golem: Ah, how aboot we establish my relationship with Sapphire in this OG?
*Sapphire comes around a corner. Golem hops in front of her and waves gleefully, but she slaps him and walks right past.*
Toby: Dude, you left her sweet sixteen and accidentally ran over her cat when you thought you were trying to save Mr. Muney in that hallucination thing. Also you kissed a ski girl who can be any OG girl but I can't think of a particular one who fits that description perfectly except maybe Chibi.
Golem: Oh... goshdarnit all! What do I have to do to get over this?
Toby: Help me become class president, Golem. And I'll make all your dreams come true. I swear it. In fact, we have our new campaign logo.
*He unfurls a poster of himself with the caption "Vote for me and I'll set you freee!"
Golem: Maybe I can still make up with her-
*He turns around and sees Sapphire making out with Flutter.*
Toby: He resuscitated her cat with the very few things he picked up from his EMT class. SteveT somehow doesn't find it awkward at all.
Golem: Ten Speed, if I must than I must. (narrows eyes) I'll help you defeat Flutter, Tobias, and then I can put Sapphire behind me... forever. *jazz hands*
*Elsewhere in the faculty lounge...*
Headmaster Mune: ...Professors GORE and Luigi will decide who will take up driving the ice cream truck and who will be lunch lady in that fighting thing on game shows with the foam-tipped battle staff thingies.
Professor Luiigii: (while adjusting battle leotard) Who's gonna teach his obscure Nintendo class?
Headmaster Mune: I don't have the money or patience or I don't care for it! Let them teach themselves!
Professor GORE: (rushes Luiigii with his own baton) HUZZAH!
*A class in the empty Obscure Nintendo Products classroom. Everyone sits silently with no one teaching.*
GM: Am I the only one who thinks this is bogus?
Tyler: I actually like thi-
GM: No, Tyler. Let's just leave. No one's gonna stop us.
*GM and Tyler step out the door.... and run back in several seconds followed by.*
Daleks: EX-TER-MINATE! EX-TER-MI-NATE![/url]