(Meanwhile, back on the other side of the country, Murphtroid Prime is continuing in his quest to destroy all things non-yerp. We find him rampaging through a small town in the outskirts of Montana.)
Montana Citizen: I didn't mean to steal from the Church, God! Please don't send your robotic guardians to hunt me down for it!
MP: Function: Absorb Non-Yerp energy. Converting Negative Yerp energy to Positive Yerp energy. Murphtroid Prime grows ever stronger by Positive Yerp energy. New weapon: Ballistic Yerp Missiles.exe
(Police cars and SWAT teams arrived at the scene and began firing their weapons at Murphtroid's exoskeleton, but it was all in vain. Murphtroid Prime unloaded all of his missiles at the police force, destroying everyone there completely.)
MP: Absorbing combat data, and downloading it into main hard drive, yerp.
(Change scenes to a group of people watching a T.V. through a glass window in Iowa. The T.V.s are each tuned to the News, which is covering the attacks from Murphtroid Prime.)
Reporter: I'm here at Ground Zero, Montana. The destructive attacks from the mysterious "Yerpamatron" do not cease. Two states have fallen under fire from this monstrosity so far, and it heads into Iowa as we speak. Police have set up barricades at each of the state borders, and the denizens of Iowa are said to pack up their belongings and flee from their homes immediately. This is Glenn Watchover, Channel 6, reporting- What the HELL? NO! GET AWAY, GET AW-yerp
Newscaster: We, um, seem to be having some technical difficulties on the other end there, so we'll just cut to commercial. God Speed.
(A young woman watching the broadcast escapes to a nearby alleyway, moves a few pieces of discarded furniture sitting against the wall, and walks into a secret hideaway. Inside she grabs a bunch of personal belongings and some books, then runs out of the "house". This is Fera Praag, Yerpamancer-in-training.)
Fera: Looks like this world is in need of one of the world's only known Yerpamancers yet again!
(Meanwhile, back to the confrontation atop the Pirate Ship, Retro and Director meet their match from the Assassin Toppo, and his spin attacks.)
Retro: Spin attacks hurt!
Orter: Hey, I think I have an idea!
Director: What is it!?
Orter: Let's shoot him!
(Orter shoots Toppo in the leg, causing him to fall over the ledge that separated the ship from the highway street that continuously zoomed by at 65 mph.)
Retro: Wow, good job. Now then, where were we?
Toppo: I'm not (chuckle) dead yet, fools!
Director: Then die already and stop bothering us!
Toppo: When the Epic Dino Guild wants someone dead, THEY DIE!
Retro: Why want us dead? We're pretty nice people when you get to know us!
Director: Yeah, now shut up you idiot.
Toppo: SILENCE! (Chuckle) Anyone who tries to take our pixels shall suffer a fate worse than death!
Retro: So...you're not going to kill us?
Toppo: Wait...by that I meant...ah whatever, (Takes out switch blade) Die!
(Toppo begins to spin again, stretching out his blade in front of him, making him one dangerous top. Retro un-sheathes his surprisingly durable carny sword and intercepts the blades in mid-flight. Blank CD's that were stored in the blade shoot out and connect with Toppo's face, sending him back. Orter takes out a big sledgehammer and sends Toppo flying, much like a golf ball.)
Toppo: You haven't seen the last of me! (Chuckle) Wait, that wasn't funny! I hate you all!! (Vanishes into the clouds)
Orter: Looks like we won't be seeing him again, now where were we?
Retro: Look, the turn for MS Paintatorium is coming up!
Orter: You haven't escaped me, I'll simply turn and follow you there!
Director: You can't follow us if you're dead!
(Director shoves Orter off of the side of the ship, and down into the passing street below, much like Toppo. But will he return? Who knows.)
Orter: YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME!
(Yeah, he'll return.)
Retro: MS Paintatorium, here we come!
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