~With his agenda for the day completed, WarioFan returns home to record another episode of the WarioFan Chronicles.~
KoD: Um, why are you wearing the Virtual Boy 2 while recording that?
WF: I just remembered that I couldn't extend my message to Webcasts while on air. I have to make sure I reach everyone with my message! And everyone on the internet watches WFC, you know.
KoD: Again, why
are you wearing the Virtual Boy 2?
WF: Shut up, you're in my shot.
*Little red light goes on*
WF: Hello Internet, and welcome to the first LIVE broadcast of WarioFan Chronicles...starring me, WarioFan! Now give me your soul.
~Across the globe, internet users fall victim to WF's mind control, and are forced to purchase every first & second party Wii game, among many other titles on the Virtual Console, despite already owning the copies of them from previous generations. Many go into debt, and are forced to sell themselves as slaves to afford games.~
WFC: Hehehehahahahahoho...whew, controlling minds sure can make a guy thirsty...*closes up* for more brainwashing!
KoD: This is getting a little crazy for me, I'm gonna go home and play fetch with my dog, assuming I even have one.
WF: *Leaps out of his chair and grabs KoD by the shoulders and spins him around* But wouldn't you rather go home... and play Nintendogs!?
KoD: Ah yeah, what was I thinking? See ya, WF. *Exits*
WF: This is only the beginning, and I'll have to test this Virtual Boy's power some more. But for now let's surf the internet!
~Many miles away, in a house of no specific capacity in an area not important enough for details, a young man of a certain age sits at his computer and enters the chat room: Gamehike.~
You have just entered room "gamehike."
Retro Belmont: Hello everyone.
VCR Channel: Yo, Retro.
Wariofan63: I don't know if anyone cares, but I just took over the world with brainwashing
Vibrantly Vivid: o.O;
Mariorocks65: he's too busy with my post in MWNP to care
Mariorocks65: isn't that right retro
Mariorocks65: post in MWNP
Mariorocks65: MWNP MWNP MWNP MWNP
Mariorocks65: you know it
Mariorocks65: is your destiny
Mariorocks65: Please retro please
Mariorocks65: i can't see it's so dark agh cough wheeze hack i don't have much time retro so please post in MWNP and look at this: http://www.youtube.com
, that is my only wish. fare...well...my...friends
Retro Belmont: Where's Jed? He's idle
Wariofan63: Oh he's playing Nintendogs right now, so he won't be joining us today
GORE ILLA 117: I'll be joining my fist to your face
Cheesetrooper: LOL, WF brainwashed Jed to play Nintendogs
Wariofan63: Exactly, Golem
Wariofan63: He didn't put up much resistance, but you...all of you weren't watching WFC chronicles right now, were you!?
Retro Belmont: ?
Vibrantly Vivid: o.O;
Retro Belmont: I was too busy playing Snatcher.
Wariofan63: So you finally went and bought the Sega CD!
Retro Belmont: No, it was on an emulator.
Retro: ...I'm not spending $150 on one game, not to mention spending an additional $20 for a Sega CD.
Wariofan63: That's why we're waiting for it to come out on the VC on the MSX library!
Retro Belmont: While you do that I'm going to play the game.
Wariofan63: You will wait for the MSX to come to the VC in America...
Retro Belmont: Nah.
WF: *Back in his house* So the VB2 doesn't work over the internet does it? Hmm...maybe if I sent a video of my broadcast via YouTube!
~A short while later~
Wariofan63: Hey Retro, check this video out: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI
Retro Belmont: *Finishes watching* ...You're right WF, I should
wait for the MSX version of Snatcher on the VC, and right now...I'm going to buy WiiFit and MKWii, despite not strongly desiring either!
Retro Belmont has left the room.
~At Gamestop, Retro walks up with both games in hand and is taking out his wallet to pay for them. He hands the money to the clerk but doesn't let go of it.~
Retro: *Suddenly snaps out of it* Wait a second... I need to save my money!
~Retro rips his money off of the clerk and knocks both of the games to the floor. Many miles away, WF is knocked from his chair and gets up in a shock.~
WF: What is this feeling? Has someone defied my will?
~A small rustling noise can be heard, coming from WF's bed. WF walks over and strips off the covers to reveal...Shigeru Miyamoto!? Well, a transparent image of him, at least...~
Miyamoto: Call me Bill.