Luigi: *twiddles thumbs as he floats in the air* Man. This lack of gravity stuff is getting old. When is someone gonna turn it back on?
???: ~Mysterious southern voice~ I think it's best you get on down from there, son.
Luigi: Who's there? I'm currently spinning in a way that limits my vision.
???: Not now, Martha. *walks over to a tree and turns a switch labelled with "G"*
Luigi: *falls* Ow, that fractured on another bone. But on the plus side I'm not dead, but I'm missing my hat. ~Masamune's hat suspiciously falls on his head from the sky* Well that works, I guess. Wait... aren't you Johnny Depp's mysterious alter ego in Secret Window!?
???: Jonathon will do for now, son. Come with me.
Luigi: Hey wait, you mean the gravity was just a switch? I thought Yami tapped into mysterious powers!
Farmer Jon: Not quite, son. Lil' brother has been making mischief again. You're going to help me.
Luigi: Could we stop by a hospital first?
Farmer Jon: You won't be taking me to no Den of Satan. We'll find some herbs and corn leaves.
~Meanwhile, on the Flying Arabdude
Vorpal: So Misty, I noticed you guys do a lot of menial labor. I thought this place was suposed to be great?
Misty: Oh it is, it's just we celebrate Misery Monday. It makes us remember what real life is like so we don't take the cruise ship for granted.
Vorpal: Wow, that's... pretty clever, actually.
Misty: So what did Mr. Donkeyman ask you to do?
Vorpal: Oh, well...
Vorpal: I meant almost never, seriously! Almost never!
Vorpal: So what do I have to do. Fight Masamune or something? I've done it before, just so you know.
Donkeyman: My revenge against Masamune may be incomplete, but he is not my pressing concern right now. I need you to act as my agent. There is a key.
Vorpal: A key to what?
Donkeyman: A key to an oven. But first we need the key.
Misty: ... so where do we find this key?
Misty: You don't expect me to stay here, do you?
Vorpal: Well you are a female- *coughs* Er, of course not. We have to go to-
~Sapphire's Summer House~
Sapphire: -London, England. Better known as Rocketsville Again.
Masamune: Wow, that name sure is catchy.
Kuria: Okay, so we need a key to an oven. And this relates to Mur-
Masamune: *grabs Kuria's mouth again* Murals? I dunno how it relates to that! Quit that crazy woman talk - no offense Sapphire - because that makes no sense.
GORE: Ahahaha, crazy women. That sounds like something my other captain would say.
Dodo: I think the GCPA reference has been made clear, okay?
Sapphire: Now that I've told you that, what have you got for me?
Masamune: How about a zombie yoshi? *fires ten consecutive shots into Zambi's head, with no effect* Not bad, right?
Sapphire: ... why would I want that? You know what, I'm going to just go with you and when I find something I like, I'll grab that.
Masamune: Oh fine.
~The group walk out to meet Golem, who is still waiting~
Sapphire/Golem: *see eachother* Oh. You
Masamune: Ooh, I'm sensing some hostility. Eh, eh? *ribs GORE*
GORE: No, I'm fine.
Masamune: ... *turns to Golem and Sapphire* Anyways! Golem, what are you doing here.
Golem: YAMI IS ALIVE! I saw undeniable proof! Oh, and Luigi died. *holds up Luigi's hat*
Masamune: *snatches Luigi's hat* Hmm. A little dirty, but it'll work. *puts hat on*
Dodo: But Zambi is right here with us. How could Yami be back?
Golem: Because I saw UNDENIABLE PROOF. Is that not enough for you people!?
GORE: Man, that takes me back to that one time Yami and I were trapped on an island with a crazed killer. Good times, good times.
Masamune: Well there's only one way to find out. Take this ship to go looking for a key and trust that Yami's subplot will inevitably crossover with ours.
Golem: Then count me in!