Mr. Littleson, will you please appear in the stand?
(The ghost of Mr. Littleson faded out from where he was sitting and then reappeared in the witness stand.)
Death: Now then, Mr. Littleson, what (Good) reason could you have for putting the Loophole into the Constitution?
Littleson: Your honor, let's face it, courtroom trials are a boring thing. When I first created the Loophole, it was intended to make cases more interesting. And when you get right down to it, aren't these cases more interesting now? Just look at all the people in here, waiting for a fight to break out.
George: Trials are not supposed to be entertaining, Mr. Littleson! They're supposed to determine who is right and who is wrong through our system of justice.
Littleson: Yeah, but it's SOOOOO BORING.
Death: You have to admit, Mr. President, most things in America today need to be more interesting, or else people will lose interest.
George: People can lose interest in JUSTICE?
George: My, how this country has changed since my time.
Wayne: Can we skip ahead already?
(Chad punches Wayne in the kidney for his outburst and covers it by waving over at the Judge.)
Death:...Right, well, do you have anything else to add, President?
George: I do...not.
Death: You are excused from the bench, Mr. Littleson. And jury, have you reached a verdict?
Chad: We have, your honor.
(Wayne looks down at his phone, which is vibrating like crazy, and he checks to see that there is a new message.)
Chad: We rule that the Might is Right clause should be added to the Constitution, seeing how it was heading in that direction anyway.
(All the jurors nod, agreeing, but they look over to see Wayne standing up, his finger pointing out, like some sort of Phoenix Wright imitation.)
Wayne: I OBJECT!
Death: You WHAT!? You can't object, you're just in the jury today, Shoeleft!
Chad: Wayne, what are you doing!?
Abram: SIDDOWN, FOOL.
Wayne: A little birdie told me that you aren't telling us everything Mr. Death, and I demand some answers!
(The jury begins talking amongst themselves, and the spectators are also causing a commotion.)
Death(Banging gavel repeatedly on his bench): ORDER, ORDER, ORDER IN THIS COURT! Mr. Shoeleft, why are you insisting that I am hiding something?
Wayne: It has come to my attention that this new Clause is going to change a lot of things for the worse.
Death: YOU...WHO TOLD YOU THIS?
Dr. Walrus: That would be me (Whisker Shake). I heard you in the bathroom talking about your plans to oppose the Supreme Court and everything.
(All of the jurors look confused and start talking out loud again.)
Death: THAT RANCID STENCH, THAT WAS YOU!?
Wayne: So then, you admit that this Clause will alter the constitution to benefit you?
(Death begins to laugh like a madman at Wayne's remark.)
Death: ME? No no, it's all for HIM.
Wayne: ...Who is "Him"?
Death: I wouldn't worry about it, because you won't live that long, Shoeleft.
Death: You still know so little, and this is only the beginning.
(Death begins to grow pale, and he falls to the floor of the court. A light comes out of his back, and it opens up to reveal a another person coming out of Death's body. It is a demon, with wings coming out of his neck and a body that is pitch black.)
Wayne: Alright, I think we took the supernatural thing a little too far with this OG.
(Omega Glint flies to back to the top of the Judge's bench and bangs his gavel, indicating that the trial is now over, but he is not quite done with Wayne.)
Omega: There, even though your little outburst will do you no good, and the trial has been decided in my favor, you will still die for knowing too much. The same goes for that Walrus over there.
Wayne: But now everyone here knows of your plans! Why not kill us all?
(A rotten apple is thrown at Wayne's head from the audience after what he said, and they begin to flee out the door. Omega takes a deep breath and blows out a freeze ray from his mouth, freezing all of the audience in an instant.)
Chad: You spared us?
Omega: You are now my team of super lawyers, so you're coming with me to the White House anyway, also it saves me the trouble of thawing you out later.
Wayne: Think about it Chad, do you really want to help the Loophole become part of the Constitution? Your entire life would then be dedicated to fighting people like me every day.
Chad: Good point, let's fight.
Omega: WHAT? You foolish mortal, you were going to be the leader too. Well if you really want to die right now, then I'll gladly help you out.
Abram: Wayne's right, mmhmm, I don't wanna go through that hell again.
Gloria: I was barely in a fight, but I still agree, this isn't what we wanted.
Pee Wright: Yep.
Abbot: NO BUENO.
Orderia: I do enjoy the Loophole, but it was the fact that is was next to illegal over here that made it so fun, stupid Americans!
Johnnie Cochrane: Yeah...I'll see you guys later (Leaps out the window).
(All of this senseless talking seemed to upset Omega, and he was thrown into a rage and started to go insane.)
Omega: FINE, I'll just kill you all right now and assemble a new team later! Get ready SUPER FOOLS.
(Omega swoops down and grabs Wayne underneath the arms and tosses him up to the ceiling, then throws a punch at his stomach in midair. Abram leaps up and catches Wayne before he hits the floor, then uses him like a bat and slams Omega in the head with him. Wayne separates himself from Abram and connects his fist to Omega's face in midair.)
(Chad jumps up and grabs Omega's leg while stunned and brings him down to the floor, then gives him a forceful body slam. Gloria then continues by using her whip to snatch Omega and bring him over to her, then she gives him a hard kick between the legs while he's down.)
(Omega gets up and snatches Gloria and Orderia with his elongated arm and slingshots them to the back of the room, shattering a few of spectators to thousands of pieces. He turns around to see Dr. Walrus charging at him with a bench in his hand, and he is smashed over the head with it before he can do anything to defend himself.)
(Pee Wright, just coming out of the bathroom, sees what's going on and then immediately turns around and goes back in. Meanwhile, Omega punches the ground, causing a fissure to split most of the courtroom in two. Wayne jumps over the huge hole and dropkicks Omega while he isn't looking. He lands and sweeps Omega off his feet with another kick, then Chad comes in with his knee, landing on Omega, then picks him up again and tries to throw him into the gaping hole, but Omega catches his arm and instead throws him into the hole.)
(Abram dives and catches Chad's arm before he falls too far, and pulls him back up. Wayne continues to fight hand to hand with Omega, who seems to be getting a little weaker after all the blows he has suffered. Senor Abbot, who was forgotten until just now, does his part by grabbing the gavel and clocking Omega over the head with it.)
Chad: Huff...huff...think it's time to wrap this up, Wayne?
Wayne: Yeah, I think enough fighting dialog has passed.
(Chad and Wayne both rush at Omega at once. Omega flies into the air and is getting ready to unleash another freeze ray at them, hoping to end the battle once and for all. Chad runs ahead of Wayne and crouches down to the floor, and Wayne jumps off of Chad's back into the air. He flies into Omega with both his hands clenched together and delivers his final blow to Omega's face.)
(Omega flinches and misfires the Freeze Ray, hitting himself. He then collapses to the ground, covered in ice. Wayne walks over to Omega's frozen body, picks it up and tosses it into the giant fissure hole. All of the lawyers gathered around and looked down.)
Everyone: We came, we saw...
Wayne: WE LOOPHOLED'!
(Back in the same shady White House room)
???: Omega has failed, but his death was not in vain. The gears are already in motion, soon enough our plans will be realized, and not even that pesky Wayne Shoeleft can stop me now.