*The bookcase spins around leaving NintendoFreak in a secret hallway*

NintendoFreak: How obvious.......

*NintendoFreak walks down the hallway and finds a light switch*

NintendoFreak: This could be either really good, or really bad.......Oh hell I'll do it anyway!

*NintendoFreak pulls the light switch and a trapdoor opens up and he plummets into the darkness*

NintendoFreak: Ow! I think I broke my leg! It's bent in a strange angle!

*Meanwhile with Steve*

Steve sighs: I wonder why I proposed to split up, It's not like there's a mystery here, we just need to kill the Mole Guys......Sometimes I don't undertsand why I do such things........

*Steve sits on a dusty armchair and a secret door opens*

Steve: There always have to be something..........

*Steve peers into the secret door and another secret door is revealed. it appears to be chained up*

Steve: No lock can hold me back!

*Steve buts down the door rvealing a secret room*

Steve: Wow! This explains everything!

*Meanwhile back at NintendoFreak*

NintendoFreak: Ah, I think I might be able to stand up now!

*NintendoFreak attempst to stand up but a loud Ker-krack! is heard and he falls to the floor*

NintendoFreak: Ow!

???: You really are pathetic!

NintendoFreak: Who's there?!

*Lights turn on to reveal that NintendoFreak is sitting in a large factory that manufactures Mole-bots*

NintendoFreak: Show yourself!

*A swift whishing sound is heard and a very dark purple figure stands before NintendoFreak, long sword in hand*

Directron: You left me out to die! Now I am back to return the favor!

*NintendoFreak breaks out in laughter*

Directron: Quit your giggling!

NintendoFreak still laughing: Haha! You can't pull off the badass look Director! That's my thing!

Directron: Enough! We shall do battle here!

*Directron lifts NintendoFreak with some unseen force and heals his leg*

Directron: Now that you're healed, it's time to die!

NintendoFreak: Oh come on Direct-

*Director slashes a large D in NintendoFreak's armor*

NintendoFreak: Do you realize how much that cost?! You are so going to pay for that! Pay out the nose!

*NintendoFreak charges as Directron, two-hander in hand*

*Director transports himself behind Nintendofreak, and stabs him*

Nintendofreak: Gyahhhh!

* Nintendofreak swivels around and punches Director*

Directron: FULL POWER!

*The ground collapses, and lava starts pouring in*

Directron: Hahahahaha!

*Nintendofreak jumps onto Directron, and kicks him in the lava*

Nintendofreak: I'm sorry Director...

Directron: You can't defeat me like that!

Nintendofreak: Eek!

*Directron flys up to Nintendofreak, and stabs him*

Director: Laser sword!

* A laser sword comes out of Directrons arm*

Nintendofreak: I think Not!

* Nintendofreak grabs the laser sword, and pulls it off, then throw it into the lava*

Directron: Die Mortal scum!

* Director proceeds to stab Nintendofreak in the eye*

Nintendofreak:Gyaaaagh!

Directron: This is for you betraying me!

Nintendofreak: Thats it!

* Nintendofreak rips off Directors chest, revealing his heart*

Directron: Ahhhhh! Heart reveal

* The heart becomes gooey black*

Directron: Heart of Destiny!

* The heart explodes severly damaging Nintenofreak*

Directron: You see, I have many hearts

* Directors heart regrows*

Nintendofreak: Prepare!

*Nintendofreak throws Directron into the ceiling, causing the ceiling to break open, and Directron flys up through the hole, followed by Nintendofreak*

Nintendofreak: Where are we?

Directron: This is the Boiler room, where you will die, rocket punch!

*Directrons arm rockets off his body, and punches Nintendofreak*

Nintendofreak: Its Steve!

Directron: The... The Lord Crusader?

*Directron is distracted, and Nintendofreak KOs Directron with a swift punch to the head*

Nintendofreak: I'm not sure what happened to you, but I'm taking you back to the Lord Crusader...

~Meanwhile, Arab Person gets a call...~

Arab Person: Hello?

Masa: You gave the Knights and Saracens the false directions, right?

Arab Person: I sent them to your Robot Mole Factory, they have no idea your base is in Nevada.

Masa: That's shrine, not base.

Arab Person: Right, sir.

~Elsewhere, in the secret room with SteveT...~

SteveT: I expected YOU'D be here...

Soap sitting in a chair at a control panel: Really? Am I THAT transparent? Wario Jr., watch your language!

SteveT: . . .

Soap: No, MJ, don't--

SteveT: ~pinches bridge of nose~ Alright, get out. I'm shutting this place down.

Soap: You can't "shut this place down"! I just got the hang of all these controls! Watch this!

~Soap is about to press a button when SteveT rushes in and grabs his arms, preventing him from pushing any buttons. Then Steve notices a window just past the control panel. He looks down through it and sees Nintendofreak and Directron. He also sees a giant mechanical grabber dangling from the top of the ceiling, like one of those crane games.~

SteveT: What the...?!

Soap: Whoo, looks like things got a little too rowdy down there!

~Steve looks over the control panel.~

Steve: Blasted technology... alright, I've got to find Mikado to work this so we can help them. We can't go in on the ground level with all that lava. YOU'RE coming with me so that you don't cause any more trouble.

~Back in the first room of the fortress...~

Mikado: This doesn't really seem like a base, does it? Bookcases lining the wall, luxurious furniture around, not to mention a fireplace... It seems more like an old mansion.

Luiigii: Good point. I wouldn't put much thought into it, though, those Mole Guys are weird.

~Kester is inspecting the fireplace.~

Kester: I heard once that donkeymen come through these things...

~A molebot pops out of the fireplace, tackling Kester.~

Kester: Agh!

~Soon, the room is lined with molebots.~

Luiigii: Great...

~And Vorpal enters the secret room that SteveT and Soap left earlier. He searches it and finds a map on one of the walls labelled "Mole Guy Robot Factory."~

Vorpal: Factory... this is a dead end! Those idiot knights, there won't be any important Mole Guy Club members here, only robots and maybe some guy named George who presses the button to make robots! Although, if this is a Mole Guy establishment, we could probably find some way to their headquarters...

~Vorpal turns around, ready to investigate the room some more, when he finds himself cornered by molebots. He instantly destroys them with his sword, but more come in. They start to flood the room. Vorpal, quickly seeing that going out the way he came in is not going to be an option, throws a molebot at the window. The robot explodes, shattering the window. Vorpal then leaps out the window and grabs onto the mechanical grabber.~

Nintendofreak: ~hack~ Vor... Vorpal!!

~Vorpal looks down to see Nintendofreak and Directron on a piece of ground surrounded by lava.~

Vorpal: What happened to you two?!

~In the meantime, molebots lunge at Vorpal, but fall short, landing in the lava.~

Nintendofreak: Just get us out of here!

Vorpal: I'm stuck myself, just wait! Doesn't look like those molebots are going to stop any time soon... Hm.

~Vorpal leaps back through the window, putting himself in the middle of a mob of molebots. He immediately slashes them left and right, but they keep coming in.~

Vorpal: How many of these things ARE there?! Quick, I need to clear out this mass of robots before they kill me, but I can't damage the controls in the process or else I might kill Nintendorocks or whoever and that's unjust I think even though we're enemies...

~SteveT and Mikado come across the room and see the line of molebots coming into it.~

Vorpal: Hey!

~SteveT and Mikado start destroying robots.~

Mikado: We'll follow this up to the source and plug it there!

~Back in the first room, Luiigii and Kester battle molebots...~

Luiigii: Steve could've offered to help or something. Instead, he had to trap me in here with you while he took Mikado.

Kester: It happens.

Luiigii: It's just plain rude.

Kester: There's no end to these things! Perhaps there is no beginning or end, only a middle in life, and it's all a coverup!

Luigi: Pull yourself together, man! You're a Saracen!

Kester: I'm a merc!

Luigi: Shut up! We'll have to do a dual-strike!

Kester: A what now?

Luigi: I don't know either! Just go along with it!

(Luigi pulls out a stick of dynamite from his robe and ignites it with his laser sword. Kester ducks a stabbing drill movement, gets behind a robot, and holds it by the arms. Luigi cuts a slit in its head, damaging the circuitry, and stuffs the dynamite in it. Kester, being the big man that he is, lifts the robot above his head and throws it into a crowd of mole guy robots, blowing the crap out of all of them.)

Luigi: Great! That only leaves... twenty, or so. In this room.

(Three robots advance, whilst the others surround them in a circle and spin their drills menacingly.)

Kester: Circles are structurally stronger than squares, and the british square could defend against a lot of africans! We're done for!

Luigi: It could be that they're trying to tire us out gradually, as my weapon could wipe out quite a few at a time.

Kester: Better check those calculations again, guys. We can deal with you, unless...

Luigi: Unless they've got an ace in the hole. Not like we have- oohp! Much choice but to do this anyways!

(Luigi jumps back into the back of another Mole guy that faces Kester. Kester blocks the drills to the side with his tiny ass shield and then clobbers the head off with his hilt. Luigi leans back to avoid a stab, and then drops to the ground completely to avoid the other stab. The robot drives over him with its treads, forcing him to cry out in pain as he slices the thing diagonally upwards and moves the "legs" off of himself. Before he can rise he is blindsided by another robot, which Kester stabs right through before kicking it on its side.)

Luigi: Whew... This may be harder than I thought... It didn't realise they'd taken so much out of me, already.

Kester: Hang in there, or we'll never find out who's behind all this and the flat earth scandals.

(Three more robots come at them. Luigi manages to slice the first one in four off the get go by exceeding the reach of the drills and preceeding the targeting systems. Kester, however, is double teamed by the others, and backed into a corner, drills spinning close behind him. His flimsy shield is finally shattered by the drills, and his sword begins to wear, when suddenly both are dispatched. One is melted in two and one is crushed outright. Behind it, many more lie crushed.)

Fred: What? I had to go to the bathroom, okay?

Kester: Which way did the water flush becaus-

Luigi: No time for that now!

(the three make short work of the remaining robots, but through the wall comes crashing a huge mole guy robot. It has quite a multitude of arms, as well as auto-targetting miniguns, and moves more or less like a real animal on the ground, not jerky like the other upright robots)

Luigi: I have to start taking sick days.

(meanwhile, SteveT and Mikado have bitten off possibly more than they can chew, as the robots in the room are reinforced by robots coming from behind them.)

Mikado: I'm not sure there's much for our situation! You need to come back in here, Vorpal!

Mariorocks: Help, come on!

Vorpal: Hang on, let's see if I can get this thing to drop, and I'll swing back in while LuigiOwns climbs to safety.

SteveT: This wouldn't happen if people built castles with reasonable designs, nowadays. You know, like circa 1000 A.D.?

Mikado: I hear ya.

Directron: Get us out of here!

Vorpal: This things hard to lower!......... THERE!

*The claw drops down, grabbing Director and Nintendofreak, and it lifts them up, to safety, and drops them in the control room*

Nintendofreak; Now lets kick some Molebot butt!

Directron: You know it!

*All of the knights and Saracens unite, and attack the Molebots*

Fred: MACE to da FACE!

Kester: These Molebots sure are easy to beat......

SOAP: Thats because theyre made out of tin foil!

SteveT: Keep him tied up!

Kester: Righty.

Vorpal: Vorpal sword omega slash!

*Vorpal cuts the Molebots to pieces*

Directron: Cool attack name

SteveT: Omega Oarnge Hulk Steve slash!

*Steve defeats the remaining Molebots*

Nintendofreak: Yay!

Directron: Ummm, sorry about the betrayal thing........ Im gonna change my name back to Director

Director: Thats much better

Nintendofreak: Well its about time!

Vorpal: ALright SOAP, wheres the Mole Guy base?

SOAP: Its a Shrine, and its in Neva- whoops

Director: Okay, lets board the helicopter

*Meanwhile in the Mole Guy Shrine*

Yami: Oh shoe, they destroyed the Mole-Bot factory!

Golem: They will be here soon...

Masamune calmly says: Don't worry

GORE: How are you so calm about this Mune?

Masamune: Golem, I want the XK-13 Prototype up in ready in the next hour!

Golem: Yes sir!

Masamune clentching his fists: Sound the alarm! Today the Knights and Saracens shall perish!

*Over on the very small and cramped helicopter*

Steve: We should be arriving at the Mole Guy Shrine soon. I want everyone to get prepared for a full on strike force by the Mole Guys, and don't let your guard down, there's no telling what tricks they got waiting for us!

Director: I bet this battle will be bigger than the final battle in the Lord of the Rings movie!

NintendoFreak: Weren't you angry at us for abandoning you alittle while ago?

Director: Yea, but I got over it

NintendoFreak: You stabbed me in the eye!

Director: But I didn't kill you did I? You're healed now anyway

*Suddenly a loud beeping sound comes from the cockpit*

Vorpal: Oh shoe!

Everyone else: What?!

Vorpal: They've sent missiles!

Luiigii: Where? I don't see any Mi-

*A legion of HK-27 Mole-missiles that look like a swarm of locusts appears*

NintendoFreak: We're screwed

Steve: Evassive menuvers A.S.A.P.!

*The chopper jerks left and right dodging the missiles until one scraps the tail, the chopper then does a wild death spin down to the sandy earth below, it crashes to the ground with a large explosion*

Our heroes drag themselves out of the flaming wreckage, battered and bruised*

Kester: Do you know the chances of us actually surviving that?

Fred: Ever seen Black Hawk Down?

Kester: You make a forcefull arguement, but no ammount of money is worth this!

Luiigii: What are you saying?

Kester: I'm saying this is insane! The Mole Guys outnumber us 1000 to 7! I'm leaving the club, I'm done with this!

*Kester takes a four-wheeler out of a secret compartment in the burning metal heap of a helicopter*

Kester: You guys are on your own

*Kester rides off into the horizon*

Fred: Great, we're down to six now!

Luigii: What are you complaining about? Now you'll have more diologue.

Fred: Sweet!

NintendoFreak: Hey look over there!

*Nintendofreak points to the horizon where a large Mole-bot with green stripes running from it's shoulders down to it's waist appears, it holds an SA-974 Laser Rifle in it's left hand and it's right forearm has a gatling gun and plasma grenade launcher intergrated into it, it waves it's arms in a strange way and then another Mole-Bot appears next to it, then another, and another, suddenly an entire army of Elite Mole-Bots appear from the sand*

NintendoFreak: Oh fu-

Steve: Get ready everyone! They will not hold back and neither will we! Because "Tonight, we dine, in hell!"

NintendoFreak: Does EVERYONE have to reference that movie?

Vorpal: Don't back down! Never give in! Remember to go for their throats, that's where they're weak!

*The Mole-Bots start to advance*

Steve: Charge!

*Our heroes colide with the Mole-Bots sending a wave of metal men into the air, the Knights and Saracens quickly become serounded but that doesn't phase them. Steve grabs a Mole-Bot by the leg and chucks it at Luiigii who slices it in half. Steve continues to grab another Mole-Bot and shields himself from a barrage of bullets then smashes a Mole-Bot that was walking up behind him. Steve takes a plasma grenade from the dead robot, grabs the Mole-Bot he used as a shield and shoves the grenade into it's "mouth"and throws it into the crowd of Mole-Bots sending scraps of metal in every direction as the grenade explodes. Vorpal takes a second hidden sword from it's shieth in left hand with his longsword in right, he charges at the Mole-Bots with lightning speed. Vorpal runs his longsword through 7 Mole-Bots and ducks as they go haywire and shoot hundreds of Mole-Bots where they precede to explode, Vorpal then takes his second sword and runs it through the 7 Mole-Bots' heads. Luiigii, sword in hand, starts spinning it wildly, soon this spinning becomes as fast as an airplane propeller. Many Mole-Bots start falling apart from the intense wind, the Mole-Bots that can take the wind then get sliced up by Luiigii and his spinning blade, he then throws the spinning wonder into a crowd of Mole-Bots, cutting them in half and then the blade comes back like a boomerang which Luiigii catches. NintendoFreak slices a Mole-Bot in half but is unnarmed by another, NintendoFreak crushes it's face with his fist and procedes to tear of it's gatling gun arm. NintendoFreak jumps onto a Mole-Bots head, shoots it, then leaps into the air doing a double front flip while shooting Mole-Bots bellow, he then lands and starts turning in a slow circular motion unloading billions of bullets into many Mole-Bots. Fred unshieths his blade and runs his hand down it, the blade becoms red hot as he touches it and the very air around it becomes distorted. Fred enlarges the blade to an immense size, atleast 30ft, and swings, the blade goes through a large number of Mole-Bots. The Mole-Bots seem confused at first, some of them even "laugh" at Fred. Suddenly a bright red line appears between all of the Bots, and as Fred shieths his sword, they all burst into flames. Director holds his arm in the air and it transforms into a small pistol. Director turns on his jet boots and flies over a crowd of laughing robots. Director presses a button on his arm and it becomes a gargantuant atomic laser cannon. The Mole-Bots flee as the laser charges, as they looks back to see if they lost Director, a huge blue light desintergrates the rest of the Mole-Bots leaving behind a mile long trail of ashes*

There is a moment of rejoice as our heroes savor their victory!

NintendoFreak: I can't believe we did that! We're invinci-

*A large hand reaches out of the sand and drags NintendoFreak underground*

Everyone: Holy SHIT!

*A hand reaches out of the sand and a giant robot emerges. It's well over 50ft. It has a large drill as it's right hand and holds a large fission rifle in the other. A scorpion-like tail protrudes from it's spine. As our Heroes get a good look at it, it distinctly looks like a giant Masamune!*

Director hiding behing Steve: What the hell is that!

*Masamune through a loudspeaker*

Masamune: This is the XK-13 Mune-Bot Prototype! Surrender now or prepare to be obliterated!

Director: We'll never give up! The lord-crusader will prote-

*The Mune-Bot crushes Director*

Masamune: There is no need for failed experiments like him

Fred: How dare yo-

*Fred is drilled through the stomach by Mune-Bot*

Masamune: Muahahahahahaha! Anyone want to pipe-up before I kill them?

Remaining heroes: We're screwed!

*The remaining heroes run behind a sand dune as Mune-Bot closes in on them laughing maniacly*

Masamune: You can't win! Muahahahahah!

Steve whispering: Ok obviously this robot has a core, it's probably in it's chest.

Luiigii whispering : How do you know that?

Steve whispering: Giant robots always have a core in their chest.

Vorpal whispering: How do we get to the chest?

Steve whispering: Luiigii, we need you to distract him somehow, then I'll throw vorpal at his chest so he can stab it.

Vorpal whispering: Will this work?

Steve whispering: I hope.

Luiigii whispering: Then let's do this!

*Luiigii runs from behind the dune but Steve grabs Vorpal by the shoulder*

Steve: Listen Vorpal, whatever happens out there, I want you to know that It's been an honor fighting with you.

Vorpal: You too Steve, you too

SOAP: Damn this is a sexy scene right here!

*Steve grabs a gatling gun from a dead robot and procedes to shoot SOAP's hair*

SOAP: Holy shoe!

*SOAP procedes to run into the horizon like a madman*

Steve: Nice shot

Vorpal: I missed

*Vorpal and Steve run out of the dune and see Luiigii distracting the Mune-bot, Masamune gets very frustrated trying to crush the agile Luiigii*

Luiigii: What are you waiting for?! Do it now!

*Steve and Vorpal look at eachother and nod, Steve then picks up Vorpal, Vorpal straightens out like an arrow with his sword in front, he then procedes to chuck Vorpal like a javelin. Vorpal get's a couple feet away from the robot's chest when he is smacked to the ground by Mune-bot*

Masamune: Did you really think I couldn't hear what your planning?! I wouldv'e expected more from the leaders of the Knight Club or Saracens! And now for this!

*Mune-bot hits Luiigii like a fly-swatter, breaking his legs. Mune-Bot procedes to obliterate Luiigii with his rifle*

Masamune: And now to deal with you!

*The Mune-Bot positions it's foot over the aching Vorpal*

Masamune: See you in hell!

???: You first!

Masamune: What the hell?

*A barrage of missiles and bullets hit the Mune-bot*

Masamune: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*The Mune-Bot turns to see four X-22 Saracen Jet Fighters in the distance lead by Kester*

Masamune: You'll pay for that!

*The Mune-Bot opens fire on the Jets but they are too fast for the slow speed of it's weapon*

Masamune: Hold still!

*Steve has gotten over too Vorpal*

Vorpal: Now! Throw me at his chest!

Steve: What?

Vorpal: Steve do it now!

*Steve understands and positions himself, he wait for a good shot as the Mune-bot is atacked by the fighters, he closes his eyes and thrusts Vorpal at him. Time seems to slow down as the Mune-Bot turns around to see Vorpal coming at it's chest like a bullet*

Masamune: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

*Vorpal connects with the chest but is going so fast that he goes right through the core and comes out of the Mune-Bot's back as Kester fires a carefully targetted missile into the hole in the Mune-Bot's chest. The Missile explodes as Masamune cries out in horror. The Mune-Bot sparks and chirps and small explosions begin before the Mune-Bot implodes into nothingness. A purple mass and Masamune's pirate hat are left behind and they slowly fall to the ground, the purple mass disperses into billions of particles and reform into NintendoFreak, Fred, Luiigii and Director*

NintendoFreak: We're alive!

Director: Yay! Thank you cheesy movie plots!

*The pilots of the Jets come to join the celebrating Heroes*

Steve: Kester?! What are you doing here!

Kester: It's a long story

*The other three pilots unmask themselves and are revealed to be Greg, GORE, and Yami. The heroes quickly arm themselves, ready for battle*

Kester: Relax guys, they're cool

Greg: Yea, we wish to join you guys

Yami: Yea, Muney was a real pain in the ass

Vorpal: Then we accept you!

NintendoFreak, Director, Fred and Luiigii: WE?!

Fred: But we're enemies of the Saracens and the Mole Guys!

Steve: We really aren't that different, I believe that one day, the Saracens and Knights will work together to fight evil, and kill people.

Vorpal: In due time

(The others seemed confused, did something happen between Steve and Vorpal that made them so friendly towards another while they were dead?)

*Our heroes leave the battlefield in fighter Jets, all that remains of this wasteland is an army of destroyed robots, and a pirate hat slowly being buried in sand from the desert winds*

*Two Weeks Later. Deep in the halls of the Knight Club base. Director is frantically running down a hallway*

Director: I have to tell Lord-Crusader!

*Knight Club throne room*

Steve: On behalf of the Knight Club!

Vorpal: And on behalf of the Saracens!

Steve and Vorpal: We now join forces to create the Knighthood of Saracens!

*Everyone cheers. Director busts open the doors*

Steve: Just in time Director!

Director: We have a an emergency!

Greg: What kind of emergency?!

Director: Our satalitte discovered a HUGE cave filled with gold!

NintendoFreak: Sweeeeeeet!

Director: But there's a huge invasion force there! I doubt we'll get any when their done with it!

Vorpal: Who leads this invasion force?

Director: We don't know! But we got a blurry picture of him! He seems to be wearing a pirate hat!

Fred: Why does that sound familiar?

Steve: Let's get that gold!

Vorpal: And kill some enemies too!

Steve and Vorpal: Knighthood of the Saracens, move out!

THE END