*Meanwhile in the Mole Guy Shrine*
Yami: Oh shoe, they destroyed the Mole-Bot factory!
Golem: They will be here soon...
Masamune calmly says: Don't worry
GORE: How are you so calm about this Mune?
Masamune: Golem, I want the XK-13 Prototype up in ready in the next hour!
Golem: Yes sir!
Masamune clentching his fists: Sound the alarm! Today the Knights and Saracens shall perish!
*Over on the very small and cramped helicopter*
Steve: We should be arriving at the Mole Guy Shrine soon. I want everyone to get prepared for a full on strike force by the Mole Guys, and don't let your guard down, there's no telling what tricks they got waiting for us!
Director: I bet this battle will be bigger than the final battle in the Lord of the Rings movie!
NintendoFreak: Weren't you angry at us for abandoning you alittle while ago?
Director: Yea, but I got over it
NintendoFreak: You stabbed me in the eye!
Director: But I didn't kill you did I? You're healed now anyway
*Suddenly a loud beeping sound comes from the cockpit*
Vorpal: Oh shoe!
Everyone else: What?!
Vorpal: They've sent missiles!
Luiigii: Where? I don't see any Mi-
*A legion of HK-27 Mole-missiles that look like a swarm of locusts appears*
NintendoFreak: We're screwed
Steve: Evassive menuvers A.S.A.P.!
*The chopper jerks left and right dodging the missiles until one scraps the tail, the chopper then does a wild death spin down to the sandy earth below, it crashes to the ground with a large explosion*
Our heroes drag themselves out of the flaming wreckage, battered and bruised*
Kester: Do you know the chances of us actually surviving that?
Fred: Ever seen Black Hawk Down?
Kester: You make a forcefull arguement, but no ammount of money is worth this!
Luiigii: What are you saying?
Kester: I'm saying this is insane! The Mole Guys outnumber us 1000 to 7! I'm leaving the club, I'm done with this!
*Kester takes a four-wheeler out of a secret compartment in the burning metal heap of a helicopter*
Kester: You guys are on your own
*Kester rides off into the horizon*
Fred: Great, we're down to six now!
Luigii: What are you complaining about? Now you'll have more diologue.
NintendoFreak: Hey look over there!
*Nintendofreak points to the horizon where a large Mole-bot with green stripes running from it's shoulders down to it's waist appears, it holds an SA-974 Laser Rifle in it's left hand and it's right forearm has a gatling gun and plasma grenade launcher intergrated into it, it waves it's arms in a strange way and then another Mole-Bot appears next to it, then another, and another, suddenly an entire army of Elite Mole-Bots appear from the sand*
NintendoFreak: Oh fu-
Steve: Get ready everyone! They will not hold back and neither will we! Because "Tonight, we dine, in hell!"
NintendoFreak: Does EVERYONE have to reference that movie?
Vorpal: Don't back down! Never give in! Remember to go for their throats, that's where they're weak!
*The Mole-Bots start to advance*
*Our heroes colide with the Mole-Bots sending a wave of metal men into the air, the Knights and Saracens quickly become serounded but that doesn't phase them. Steve grabs a Mole-Bot by the leg and chucks it at Luiigii who slices it in half. Steve continues to grab another Mole-Bot and shields himself from a barrage of bullets then smashes a Mole-Bot that was walking up behind him. Steve takes a plasma grenade from the dead robot, grabs the Mole-Bot he used as a shield and shoves the grenade into it's "mouth"and throws it into the crowd of Mole-Bots sending scraps of metal in every direction as the grenade explodes. Vorpal takes a second hidden sword from it's shieth in left hand with his longsword in right, he charges at the Mole-Bots with lightning speed. Vorpal runs his longsword through 7 Mole-Bots and ducks as they go haywire and shoot hundreds of Mole-Bots where they precede to explode, Vorpal then takes his second sword and runs it through the 7 Mole-Bots' heads. Luiigii, sword in hand, starts spinning it wildly, soon this spinning becomes as fast as an airplane propeller. Many Mole-Bots start falling apart from the intense wind, the Mole-Bots that can take the wind then get sliced up by Luiigii and his spinning blade, he then throws the spinning wonder into a crowd of Mole-Bots, cutting them in half and then the blade comes back like a boomerang which Luiigii catches. NintendoFreak slices a Mole-Bot in half but is unnarmed by another, NintendoFreak crushes it's face with his fist and procedes to tear of it's gatling gun arm. NintendoFreak jumps onto a Mole-Bots head, shoots it, then leaps into the air doing a double front flip while shooting Mole-Bots bellow, he then lands and starts turning in a slow circular motion unloading billions of bullets into many Mole-Bots. Fred unshieths his blade and runs his hand down it, the blade becoms red hot as he touches it and the very air around it becomes distorted. Fred enlarges the blade to an immense size, atleast 30ft, and swings, the blade goes through a large number of Mole-Bots. The Mole-Bots seem confused at first, some of them even "laugh" at Fred. Suddenly a bright red line appears between all of the Bots, and as Fred shieths his sword, they all burst into flames. Director holds his arm in the air and it transforms into a small pistol. Director turns on his jet boots and flies over a crowd of laughing robots. Director presses a button on his arm and it becomes a gargantuant atomic laser cannon. The Mole-Bots flee as the laser charges, as they looks back to see if they lost Director, a huge blue light desintergrates the rest of the Mole-Bots leaving behind a mile long trail of ashes*
There is a moment of rejoice as our heroes savor their victory!
NintendoFreak: I can't believe we did that! We're invinci-
*A large hand reaches out of the sand and drags NintendoFreak underground*
Everyone: Holy SHIT!
*A hand reaches out of the sand and a giant robot emerges. It's well over 50ft. It has a large drill as it's right hand and holds a large fission rifle in the other. A scorpion-like tail protrudes from it's spine. As our Heroes get a good look at it, it distinctly looks like a giant Masamune!*
Director hiding behing Steve: What the hell is that!
*Masamune through a loudspeaker*
Masamune: This is the XK-13 Mune-Bot Prototype! Surrender now or prepare to be obliterated!
Director: We'll never give up! The lord-crusader will prote-
*The Mune-Bot crushes Director*
Masamune: There is no need for failed experiments like him
Fred: How dare yo-
*Fred is drilled through the stomach by Mune-Bot*
Masamune: Muahahahahahaha! Anyone want to pipe-up before I kill them?
Remaining heroes: We're screwed!
*The remaining heroes run behind a sand dune as Mune-Bot closes in on them laughing maniacly*
Masamune: You can't win! Muahahahahah!
Steve whispering: Ok obviously this robot has a core, it's probably in it's chest.
Luiigii whispering : How do you know that?
Steve whispering: Giant robots always have a core in their chest.
Vorpal whispering: How do we get to the chest?
Steve whispering: Luiigii, we need you to distract him somehow, then I'll throw vorpal at his chest so he can stab it.
Vorpal whispering: Will this work?
Steve whispering: I hope.
Luiigii whispering: Then let's do this!
*Luiigii runs from behind the dune but Steve grabs Vorpal by the shoulder*
Steve: Listen Vorpal, whatever happens out there, I want you to know that It's been an honor fighting with you.
Vorpal: You too Steve, you too
SOAP: Damn this is a sexy scene right here!
*Steve grabs a gatling gun from a dead robot and procedes to shoot SOAP's hair*
SOAP: Holy shoe!
*SOAP procedes to run into the horizon like a madman*
Steve: Nice shot
Vorpal: I missed
*Vorpal and Steve run out of the dune and see Luiigii distracting the Mune-bot, Masamune gets very frustrated trying to crush the agile Luiigii*
Luiigii: What are you waiting for?! Do it now!
*Steve and Vorpal look at eachother and nod, Steve then picks up Vorpal, Vorpal straightens out like an arrow with his sword in front, he then procedes to chuck Vorpal like a javelin. Vorpal get's a couple feet away from the robot's chest when he is smacked to the ground by Mune-bot*
Masamune: Did you really think I couldn't hear what your planning?! I wouldv'e expected more from the leaders of the Knight Club or Saracens! And now for this!
*Mune-bot hits Luiigii like a fly-swatter, breaking his legs. Mune-Bot procedes to obliterate Luiigii with his rifle*
Masamune: And now to deal with you!
*The Mune-Bot positions it's foot over the aching Vorpal*
Masamune: See you in hell!
???: You first!
Masamune: What the hell?
*A barrage of missiles and bullets hit the Mune-bot*
*The Mune-Bot turns to see four X-22 Saracen Jet Fighters in the distance lead by Kester*
Masamune: You'll pay for that!
*The Mune-Bot opens fire on the Jets but they are too fast for the slow speed of it's weapon*
Masamune: Hold still!
*Steve has gotten over too Vorpal*
Vorpal: Now! Throw me at his chest!
Vorpal: Steve do it now!
*Steve understands and positions himself, he wait for a good shot as the Mune-bot is atacked by the fighters, he closes his eyes and thrusts Vorpal at him. Time seems to slow down as the Mune-Bot turns around to see Vorpal coming at it's chest like a bullet*
*Vorpal connects with the chest but is going so fast that he goes right through the core and comes out of the Mune-Bot's back as Kester fires a carefully targetted missile into the hole in the Mune-Bot's chest. The Missile explodes as Masamune cries out in horror. The Mune-Bot sparks and chirps and small explosions begin before the Mune-Bot implodes into nothingness. A purple mass and Masamune's pirate hat are left behind and they slowly fall to the ground, the purple mass disperses into billions of particles and reform into NintendoFreak, Fred, Luiigii and Director*
NintendoFreak: We're alive!
Director: Yay! Thank you cheesy movie plots!
*The pilots of the Jets come to join the celebrating Heroes*
Steve: Kester?! What are you doing here!
Kester: It's a long story
*The other three pilots unmask themselves and are revealed to be Greg, GORE, and Yami. The heroes quickly arm themselves, ready for battle*
Kester: Relax guys, they're cool
Greg: Yea, we wish to join you guys
Yami: Yea, Muney was a real pain in the ass
Vorpal: Then we accept you!
NintendoFreak, Director, Fred and Luiigii: WE?!
Fred: But we're enemies of the Saracens and the Mole Guys!
Steve: We really aren't that different, I believe that one day, the Saracens and Knights will work together to fight evil, and kill people.
Vorpal: In due time
(The others seemed confused, did something happen between Steve and Vorpal that made them so friendly towards another while they were dead?)
*Our heroes leave the battlefield in fighter Jets, all that remains of this wasteland is an army of destroyed robots, and a pirate hat slowly being buried in sand from the desert winds*
*Two Weeks Later. Deep in the halls of the Knight Club base. Director is frantically running down a hallway*
Director: I have to tell Lord-Crusader!
*Knight Club throne room*
Steve: On behalf of the Knight Club!
Vorpal: And on behalf of the Saracens!
Steve and Vorpal: We now join forces to create the Knighthood of Saracens!
*Everyone cheers. Director busts open the doors*
Steve: Just in time Director!
Director: We have a an emergency!
Greg: What kind of emergency?!
Director: Our satalitte discovered a HUGE cave filled with gold!
Director: But there's a huge invasion force there! I doubt we'll get any when their done with it!
Vorpal: Who leads this invasion force?
Director: We don't know! But we got a blurry picture of him! He seems to be wearing a pirate hat!
Fred: Why does that sound familiar?
Steve: Let's get that gold!
Vorpal: And kill some enemies too!
Steve and Vorpal: Knighthood of the Saracens, move out!
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