Kester: You know, next time we beat Thrakun maybe we should kill him?
Golem: I didn`t beat Thrakun. That was someone else who`s completely dissapeared to never be spoken of again.
(Moondo is busy fighting EVIL Scientist dude to the death in a war of pong machines)
Kester: WELL THEN WHAT GOOD ARE YOU JEEZ
Golem: Time... Travel...? Also Loving Lucy?
Kester: Oh, thanks for reminding me, Golem! I really appreciate it and that we are doing time travel because it pisses someone off
SUDDENLY THE STORY ENDS DUE TO THEM BEING CRUSHED BY INCOMING MATERIAL THAT THEY EXHAUSTED WHEN COMING TO THE PAST WELL ACTUALLY THAT SHOULDA HAPPENED A WHILE AGO SO WHATEVER JERK FINE USE MORE THAN INFINITE ENERGY TO CREATE AN OFFSHOOT UNIVERSE OR CHAOTICALLY CHANGE THE SAME ONE THAT YOU`RE IN SO IT ALREADY HAPPENED AND WHAT YOU DO HAS NO EFFECT ON ANYTHING EVER OR CHANGES EVERYTHING EVER GOD DON`T YOU PEOPLE KNOW CHAOS EFFECT AHGRH
Kester: I`m just going to ignore whatever that was!
???: So, it`s you!
??? Jr.: Yeah!
Kester: Are your names ??? ?
Golem: There`s already plenty of that in MOG...
???: No are you kidding who would do that to their children? No, I am far worse!
Kester: Gasp you sound much alike someone that I might know but perhaps it`s different?!!
???: That`s right. I am KESTRE!
??? Jr.: AND I AM DARKWING DUCK... I, I mean Kestrel.
Kester: You die in the future.
Kestrel: Uh, duh. Everyone dies.
Kester: I mean like before me. Aren`t you my age?
Kestrel: What, you mean you weren`t born in the 1950s?
Kester: There... wasn`t any physical description for kestrel! Gasp!
Golem: Can I talk yet?
Golem: Just Checki-
Kestrel: Am I your dad? Anyways, I will stab you with this red crayon and maybe put Ks on walls and you`ll have to go on a water cleaning adventure!
Kester: That sounds...
Golem: Fantastic! That was a fun game!
Kestre: NO! I will beat you into a terrifying pulp indeed with my MONOCLE!
(Kestre`s monocle grows to an enormous size, and anyone who wasn`t already paying attention in the terminal to their yelling was now, shouting blasphemies against the tribal gods and whatnot as Kestre`s monocle teared up the building`s hard marble floor and rolled towards Kester and Golem, who totally jumped to the sides of it)
Kester: You could have at least waited until the ride so I`d have something else to put in my book*!
Kestre: Go get em, son!
Kestrel: Matches are dangerous, and I`m not allowed to drink alcohol yet, so I`ll have to settle for these torches and gasoline!
(Kestrel tries to slosh Gasoline on them, but Golem knocks it out of his hand with his scarf. Kestrel picks it up again and prepares to slosh it again but Golem knocks it down again. This repeats for about five minutes until Kestrel kicks it over in their general direction and throws the torch on the leaking liquid. A ring of fire surrounds Golem and Kester)
Kester: Why are you looking at me like that?
Golem: Because I don`t have people who wanted to kill me in the 1950s out of nowhere? How do you manage that?
Kester: The way I manage everything! A choice spinner! I`ve carefully embroidered the board so that I have four equal size parts and four choices always relevant to the situation!
Golem: What if all of them read DIE HORRIBLY?
Kester: Well, then- oh, you`re right, they do!
(The two are picked up and dropped outside the ring of fire by... KEIRA!)
Keira: Honestly, I can`t leave you two alone for two seconds, regardless of the OG.
Gillian: Are you guys going through security or what?
(security turns out to be a tribal ritual of coal hopping)
Keira: I doubt I can even stay on the coals. The warm air will catch my wings and-
Golem: Put them in.
Keira: What? This isn`t Tales of Symphonia, Golem. Why does everything need a theme, anyways?
Kestre: That`s like the third time this has happened this week. A bit of a sticky wicket, wot?
Kestrel: Dad, shut up. We`re getting on that plane.
*Kester`s Book Airplane Friends
which he imagined the last OG, Quest for Masamune....`s Server
. He has since started writing and producing it himself, and of the three purchasers, two are him, and one is bought in Kestrel`s name.