~The group, currently minus Marin and Podley, enter another mysterious room~
Keira: Oh good, these are treasure pots. We can-
Group: TREASURE POTS!?
~they start to bash the pots and steal the stuff~
Keira: Wait, one of thos has the-
GM: *smashes pot* Aha- huh?
~a small slender figure with a skeleton face and a robe on looks up at him~
????: Woe unto you, for now you are POOR!
GM: Who the heck are you?
????: I am... The God Of Poverty
. Fear me, mortals!
~the groups crowds around him~
Golem: Aren't you a bit small to be a god?
GoP: What!? Small!? I'm not small, you're all abnormally large!
MJ: Actually I think you're just small. Tiny really. The kind of god you could carry around in your pocket. A... iGod if you would.
HH: Wow, double blasphemy.
Thrakun: He's an electrical contraption then!? DIE!
GoP: Wait, stop that! You can't hurt me, it's against the rules!
Keira: He's right. He has every right to do this, we're not allowed to attack him.
GM: Psh, who cares about the rules. *grabs GoP and shoves him against the wall* Listen punk, we want money. Lots of money. And you're gonna pay up, got it?
GoP: Okay, okay! I will, I'm sorry! *pulls out wallet* Do you guys take credit?
MJ: They have credit cards here?
Keira: *shrugs* Palutena's idea.
GM: *looks at card* "Underworld Express, It's Nowhere You Want To Be". Convenient... I guess. *drops GoP* Okay buddy, you're off the hook. This time. But if I see you again, I swear I'll-
GoP: I get it, I get it! Just don't hurt me, it makes me sad!
~they all leave the room and are reunited with Marin, who has brought along Pit~
Keira: Oh. You brought him.
Pit: I can't believe you left me behind!
Keira: Oh shut up.
Marin: You're just jealous!
Keira: As if.
Marin: Bring it!
~before an OMG catfight can break out, Podley flies overhead with a Komayto~
Podley: Cheerio, old boys! Look who I-
Pit: KOMAYTO, ARGH! *rolls in the sand, looks up, and fires an arrow straight through the Komayto, killing it*
Podley: KAMMY!!!! *falls to the ground and holds the remains of the Komayto... somehow* Don't leave me... please, I love you. Please.... *a single tear falls... somehow*
Pit: Another one, I'll get it-
Thrakun: *puts axe up to Pit's neck* Not if ye value your life, lad.
Podley: *turns on Pit* You! You killed my only love, you bloody bastard!
Marin: He didn't know!
Podley: You would take his side.
Golem: I'm sure if we all come down we can just-
Podley: I WILL RIP OUT YOUR SPINE, SUCK ON YOUR FLUIDS, BANISH YOU TO THE DEEPEST PITS OF THE NETHERWORLD WHERE I WILL PROCEED TO FEED ON YOUR FLESH DAILY, LEAVING YOU TO FEAST ON A DIET OF BLOODWORMS AND THORNS. EVERY SECOND FOR YOU WILL BE A LIVING NIGHTMARE YOU FILTHY WINGED DEVIL!
*GM and HH are barely able to hold Podley back*
HH: Calm down, jellyfish thing!
Podley: Never! NEVER!
~just then, a huge minotaur walks up to them~
Minotaur: I know this is a bad time, but I really have to kill you all right now. Sorry.