*Richard Goo has a mustache.*
Golm: This changes everything! How have I survived my decapitation?
Richard: No you sill one. I gave you a decap-e-tation. A vowel must be sacrificed for time mastery. Before I time lorded, I was Richard Goeoa
Golm: My o must be the source of balance.
Richard Goo: That or daily supplements, fiber, healthy living. Now there are five time quests to complete oh yeah bandits stop them all and find treasures
Golm: I was never taught to dance. I'm not ready for any of this.
*Golm finds himself in other time zones. He looks around, you know, he takes photographs and notes and diaries. Learns the natives' dances and competes in the tea-drinking competition.*
Chief Nativio: There you are Golm! There you go my son! Once you drink all that tea... a piece of time will be repair! Think of all the happy children you'll make, not counting the ones made through your own reproduction system ohohoho!
*The Chief jabs Golm friendily with elbow. Golm, knowing hostility when he is hit with it, begins to cry and saturate the tea with his tears.*
Chief Nativitio: Fifty tears deposited. Well kiddo. You unlocked the Special Zone.
*Golm goes through super wacky vortex area, taking him through the asshole of time.*
Golm: If I was Lupus, what would I be, ? Australia. That completes that train of thought.
*Golm boards the next train of thought, sunny side up.*
Golm: thinking of lupus reminds me i forgot if this og has other characters, like my wacky friends gore and luiigii, and the ever-missing masamune. is there anyone else?
Things live in the void between posts things without names.
Golm: where am i?
Everywhere, nowhere, take your pic. Use this camera. Everything will be clear by being the opposite of that.
Golm: Time's not the same. What if things are different? What is a time were I have lost, instead of an e... an... o?
Everything, the universe, shrinks around this brilliant baby's form. Pure death would be the result, the end point of such a creatures.
Golm: i must preserve time....
Lupus the Turk (6:30:04 PM): I WILL POST IN UNIVERSITY THEN
-July 25, 2006
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:13:17 AM): school
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:13:26 AM): what will you learn there
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:13:30 AM): that you can't learn from arkham asylum
retrobelmont (1:01:36 AM): I dunno
retrobelmont (1:01:46 AM): But all I'm hearing is how Luiigii gets off in rapid succession.