In the year 2016, a man by the name of Richard Jyuse created a cheap miracle food source called JIZZ. It was a Jelly Intended for Zany Zoos and with such cheap food for their animals in their zany zoos, the zany zoos were able to use the extra money to make their zoos even MORE zany and thus attract more people, who gave them more money so they were able to use the extra money to make their zoos even MORE zany and thus attract more people, who gave them more money ad infinitum. Soon, the zany zoos rivaled Disneyland in popularity, but not Disney World. But soon after that, it surpassed Disneyland in popularity and rivaled Disney World in popularity, but not Euro Disney. But soon after THAT, it surpassed Disney World in popularity and rivaled Euro Disney in popularity, but not Dollywood. But soon after that, it surpassed Euro Disney in popularity and rivaled Dollywood in popularity, but not Euro Dollywood. Soon it saw a fall in popularity. But soon after that, it became the single most popular attraction in the world. Except there was more than one and they were owned by different people, so there was INTENSE RIVALRIES OH NO! Espionage and conspiracies and women with guns, it was crazy. Then one zany zoo ruled them all. It was called
A man named Matt Berusa worked at one of the JIZZ factories, making JIZZ all day. The JIZZ is actually made of people, but you don't find that out until the end. This is his story.
Matt: Ya know, I never tasted this before. *sticks his finger in some finished JIZZ and tastes it* Hmm... kind of bitter and salty. Do animals like this stuff?
Bossman: Matt! Are you tasting the JIZZ?
Matt: I cannot lie. No, I'm not.
Bossman: Oh, good. Keep up the good work. I'm gonna go back to my station and make more JIZZ, too.
Workerman: Bossman! Are you talking to a coworker instead of making JIZZ?
Bossman: I cannot lie. Yes.
Workerman: You're fired.
Workerman: Okay, you're not fired. Now get back to work.
Next Time on JIZZ Factory OG!
Workerman: *holding a gun* YOU MADE ME DO THIS, MATT! YOU MADE ME EAT THIS GUN! *chomp* THIS IS QUALITY METAL!
Matt: I told you not to eat all that JIZZ.
TheKirbyOfDeath (7:09:23 PM): the whole point of my time travel is to have it connected in a loop
TheKirbyOfDeath (7:09:29 PM): LET NO STRAND OF TIME GO UNTIED!
TheKirbyOfDeath (7:09:32 PM): basically >.>
TheKirbyOfDeath (7:09:54 PM): also, im copyrighting that phrase