Spanish johnny drove in from the underworld last night with bruised arms and broken rhythm and a beat-up old buick but dressed just like dynamite. He tried sellin his heart to the hard girls over on easy street.

But they said: Johnny, it falls apart so easy and you know hearts these days are cheap.

And the pimps swung their axes and said: Johnny, youre a cheater.

And from out of the shadows came a young girls voice, said: Johnny dont cry.

He said: Puerto Rican Jane, oh wont you tell me whats your name. I want to drive you down to the other side of town where paradise ain't so crowded and there'll be action goin' down on shanty lane tonight.

Like a cool romeo he made his moves, oh she looked so fine. Like a late Juliet she knew she'd never be true but then she really didnt mind. Upstairs a band was playin and the singer was singin something about going home...she whispered, Spanish Johnny, you can leave me tonight, but just dont leave me alone.

Puerto Rican Janey and her mission man were back in the alley tradin' hands, when along came Wild Johnny with his friend G-man all duded up for Saturday night. Well, Johnny slammed on his coaster brakes and said, "Anybody wanna go on up to Greasy Lake? It's about a mile down on the dark side of Route 88. I got a bottle of rose, so let's try it! We'll pick up Hazy Davy and Killer Joe, and I'll take you all out to where the gypsy angels go!"

They're built like light and they dance like spirits in the night. Oh, you don't know what they can do to you, the spirits in the night. Stand right up now and let it shoot through you!

Well now Wild young Johnny was a crazy cat, and he shook some dust out of his coonskin cap. He said, "Trust some of this it'll show you where you're at, or at least it'll help you really feel it." By the time we made it up to Greasy Lake I had my head out the window and Janey's fingers were in the cake. I think I really dug her 'cause I was too loose to fake, I said, "I'm hurt."

She said, "Honey let me heal it".

And we danced all night to a soul fairy band and she kissed me just right like only a lonely angel can. She felt so nice, just as soft as a spirit in the night. Janey don't know what she do to you.

Now the night was bright and the stars threw light on Johnny and Davy, dancin' in the moonlight. They were down near the water in a stone mud fight - Killer Joe gone passed out on the lawn. Well now Hazy Davy got really hurt, he ran into the lake in just his socks and his shirt. Me and Puerto Rican Janey was makin' love in the dirt singin' our birthday songs. Janey said it was time to go, so we closed our eyes and said goodbye to Gypsy Angel Row - it felt so right! Together we moved like spirits in the night. Baby, I don't know what they can do to you.

~Later...~

~Early in the morning, early in the morning, Jane was calling Johnny to, Jane was calling Johnny to
please come home.~

Jane: Yes, I guess I could make it without you, if I just didn't feel so all alone. Don't let me down, don't let me down. I won't let you down, I won't let you down. No I won't. You know I can if you can, honey. But, honey, please don't. I got my black dog barking, black dog barking, yes it is now.
Yes it is now. Outside my yard. Yes, I could tell you what he means if I just didn't have to try so hard.

~Johnny's mama was working. Johnny's mama was moaning. She's crying, you know. She's trying, you know.~

Jane: You better go now. Well, I'd tell you what she wants,... but I just don't know how!

~Fifteen jugglers, fifteen jugglers, five believers, five believers, all dressed like men.~

Jane: Tell yo' mama not to worry because they're just my friends. Early in the morning, early in the morning. I'm calling you to, I'm calling you to please come home. Yes, I could make it without you... if I just did not feel so all alone!

EDIT: none of this ever happened