(Based upon a True IM)

Director: Ridley listens to DeLorean.

Vorpal: ARGH! *dies*

Director: Ahahahaaha

Vorpal: I've gotten over Ridley

Director: You bastard *breaks Vorpal's legs* NO ONE LEAVES DA DON! NO ONE!

Vorpal: Well... since Ridley's been confirmed unquestionably for Brawl, I've started supporting another character for inclusion: Captain N The Game Master! Oooooh yeah!

Director: Captain N listens to DeLorean

Vorpal: LIES! BLASPHEMOUS LIES!

Director: You listen to DeLorean, too. *staples Vorpal's ears to a headset*

Vorpal: I.... I don't think I have...

Director: *turns on DeLorean*

Vorpal: Oh... I guess I do...

Director: DeLoreans greatest hit: It's A Driving City
We gonna go Drvin
DELOREAN STYLE YEAYA

Vorpal: Drive Drive Drive
Drivin' 'n' Dancin'
Do da Drive Dance

Director: 88 stay in the past

Vorpal: Well now... it's only one hour till Smash update... might as well stay up for that

Director: Yeppers

Vorpal: .... Or I could simply jump ahead one hour in time with my Time Machine!

Director: WOOO *gets in the DeLorean* BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Vorpal: well... more like... to the future for the first time so far...

Director: THE FUTURE!

Vorpal: Not ruling out the possibility that we may in fact be back to the future.... at a future point in time...

Director: Alright! WAIT! We're forgetting some people.

*Ridley and Captain N get in*

Director: Ok we can go.

Vorpal: Awesome!

Director: *pops in DeLoreans greatest hits*

DeLorean: VROOM

Vorpal: Eighty-Eight Miles Per Hour!

Director: YEEEEE HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAAA

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Director: Where are we......?

Vorpal: We're in.... Ancient Roman times... I forgot to reset the Time Circuits

Director: Dumbass! NOW WHERE WILL WE FIND A FLUX CAPACITOR?

Ridley: *shrugs*

Vorpal: We have the flux capacitor, Ridley's sitting on it. We need Plutonium!

Director: Oh, We have that.

Vorpal: It's what makes the 1.21 jiggawatt reaction we need...

Director: JIGGAWATT!? YOU FOOL! THATS NOT ENOUGH! WE NEED A BAJIWATT!

Vorpal: IMPOSSIBLE I say!

Director: Damn... Well lets get to work on that Jiggawatt.

Vorpal: You do that, I want to check out some Roman-esque babes, first.

Director: Roman Esque babes?!?!?!? HAWT DAM! FORGET THE JIGGAWATT! *dances off*

Vorpal: They know how to party... ancient-style!

Director: Ancient style equals reclining while eating.

Vorpal: BONUS!

Director: WOOT!

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Director: WOAH!

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Director: Woah... What happened?

Vorpal: NOOOOO! Roman-esque babes! Where did you go?!

Director: Well lesse... Ridley? Check. Captain N? Check. Roman Esque Babe? Oop we got one. Where are we anyhow?

Vorpal: It seems that by playing with the very fabric of time and space, we've caused time to wrinkle like a prune, causing it to bend on top of itself. At those bends, a temporal wormhole opens, and we find ourselves in ANOTHER TIME!

Director: WOOOO! TIME IS *spins wheel* COMON COMON FUTUREEEEE!

*clickclickclick*

Director: WHATS IT SAY!?

Vorpal: I dunno... I'm wearing shades and it's dark...WAIT I KNOW! We're in the DARK AGES!

Director: NoOoOOoOoOOoOO! DONT TOUCH THE DARK AGE-ESQUE BABES! THEY HAVE PLAGUE! THEY HAVE THE ICK!

Vorpal: Very uncool.

Roman Babe: WOO ME SIR VORPAL!

Director: Gross.

Vorpal: What does that even mean?

Director: I have no idea. WOO HER! Give her flowers... or something.

Vorpal: uhm... *spooky voice* WOOOoooo! I'm a ghost!... or something!

Roman Babe: EEK

Ridley: *startled* ROoOOAoaOOAOROOROOROORAOAOOAR *eats babe*

Director: Way to go Vorpal

Vorpal: Oh that Ridley! *sitcom laugh*


Its DeLorean hour with Vorpal And Directoooooooooooor

RIDLEY
OH THAT RIDLEY
TRYING TO LISTEN TO
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Travelin' through time
Meeting babes along the way!

Roman Babe: EEEk

RODLEY: YUM YUM

OH THAT RIDLEY
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Learnin' to laugh, and learnin' to share!
It's the Vorpal Director DeLorean Time Show Fun!
Oh yeah

*jazz*

Scene 1: Meeting New Friends


Director: I hear a door knock knock!

Blackula: HEY HEY HEY

*Racism writer fired*

Ninjacula: Hey hey hey!

Jewacula: Oi vey vey vey!

*More racist writers are fired*

Director: What now?

Vorpal: It's funny, how after our show got syndicated, we've stopped having time adventures...

Director: Isn't it?

DeLorean: Vrroom

Director: *pats its head*

Vorpal: And they went and fired Captain N...

Captain N: *will work for food*

Director: I have an idea!

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Director: Woah! What happened?

Vorpal: Dude!

Director: Hey wanna go to the FUTURE?!??!

Vorpal: Did we just do the time warp again?

Director: Yeah... Wait ... BACK RTO THE FUTURe-- Well technically we never went to the future so- DONT GO!

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Director: Save us from this-- Wait... I know what to do! *runs off and back again*

Director: Ridley listens to DeLorean.

Vorpal: Woah! I'm experiencing Deja Vu!

Director: Well thats fixed

Vorpal: Thank goodness!

Director: So... *staples Vorpal's ears to headphones*

Someone tell Golem to quit hacking Vorpal's account while he's gone.

*The DeLorean takes off like the Volkswagen from... you know which OG.