*A knight wearing white armor is zipping through the halls of the Knighthoods headquarters, he bumps into a a samurai*

Director: Mikado, sorry....

Mikado: No harm.

Director: Well I find that a happy brotherhood is a-

*Director falls over and starts to roll around his eyes roll behind his head*

Mikado: You okay pal?

Director: He comes for you at the dead of night. THE ONE WHO CONTROLS ALL WE SEEE. THE SECRET CLUB RISES AGAIN.

*Director faints*

*Black flames come from the wall and NintendoFreak walks out of them*

Mikado: Hey, why didn't you use your "Oh so evil" powers in the last OG?

NintendoFreak: Well why did everyone forget about you in the third quarter of the last OG?

Mikado:....Point taken....

NintendoFreak: So what's with him?

*NintendoFreak pokes Director with his boot*

Mikado: Oh he went psycho and started yelling biblical phrases, same as always

NintendoFreak: I'm pretty sure that he's never done that before

Mikado: Oh really? Well should we take him to the Lords?

NintendoFreak: Let's get some tacos first

Mikado: Right behind you!

*NintendoFreak and Mikado leave while Director lays face down on the floor*

*5 hours later*

NintendoFreak: Oh hey look Director's still here

Mikado: I thought it we spent the day doing all the things Director loves then somebody would take him to the Lords by now

NintendoFreak: Well I guess we should take him

Mikado sighs: I never really liked eggplants.......

*In the throne room*

NintendoFreak: We call upon the two Lords!

Loud and raspy voice: Who daresssss dissssssturb the two Lordsssssss!

NintendoFreak: Do we have to go through this everytime we see you guys?

*Vorpal and Steve come out from behind the curtain*

Vorpal: Ssssssssssorry my throat isssssss alittle sssssssssore

Mikado: Is that why you're talking like that?

Vorpal: Talking like what?

Mikado: With all the "sssssssssssssss"

Vorpal: Oh no I just like immitating snakes

Steve: So why did you want to see us?

NintendoFreak: Well my lord, Director has gone psycho and is speaking biblical phrases

Steve: Ah, same as always

NintendoFreak: ...

Nintendofreak: Anyway what should we do?

Steve: Uh.... throw him in a vat of Holy waters?

Fred: Can do.

*Fred grabs Director and totally gives him a swirlie in a Holy Toilet*

Vorpal: Damn Freshman.

*Steve takes out a paddle, as do Mikado and Nintendofreak. They start to paddle Director*

ITS THE EYE OF THE TIGER

ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT-

Director: W-wait What abou-t th-the dev-i-l thspeak.

*Nintendofreak hits Director over the head, hes knocked out*

Steve: Freshmen, what are you gonna do.

Nintendofreak: Wait I just remembered. We arent mean seniors, we're brave knights... and Saracens!

Fred: Wrong OG man- wait nevermind.

Nintendofreak: Well at least Director will stop rithing and shouting weird-

Steve: Biblical phrases.

Nintendofreak: Nono-

Mikado: Guys, an artifact has been located by Yami.

Nintendofreak: Oh?

Mikado: Yeah, It totally tells us where any and all enemies are.

Nintendofreak: Woot.