Thrakun: Begin painting, lassie!
Helga: Couldn't I just use a camera?
Thrakun: Nae, lass. Our new third guy forbids it.
Farmer Jon: That'll do, dwarf. That'll do.
Helga: Oh fine.
Thrakun: *ahem* Ae have created a pair of scissors what tears a HOLE IN TIME. Behold! *attaches scissors to the forehead of a duck, then kicks it. The duck goes crazy, flies around, creates a timehole, and vanishes*
Farmer Jon: Who let the chickens out?
Helga: So uh, now you have no scissors so- *something pokes into her back. It's the duck with the scissors* Oh.
Thrakun: Aye! That wee duckie went five seconds in the future! Now I can go anywhere! Like tae a few years ago when MJ was born... I could prevent that. Or back to the fifties when I pulled mae first major TV appearance...
Wal-Mart Employee: There's that guy who stole our scissors! *tasers him*
Helga: THRAAAAAAAKKUN! *grabs scissors*
Wal-Mart Employee: Give that back!
Helga: *runs with the scissors, runs into Farmer Jon, and they both vanish OMG?*
Wal-Mart Employee: ..... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
~IN THE PAST!?? ... New York City~
Helga: We're in... the past!?
Farmer Jon: Looks to be so.
Elenia: I guess I can change my name back to-
Farmer Jon: Let it be, Martha.
Elenia/Helga/... Martha: Oh fine. It looks like these scissors were dented. We have no choice... we'll have to hunt down the Thrakun of this time!
~On the set of a movie somewhere!~
Thrakun: *is dressed as an old-timesy villain in a black suit, a tiny black top hat, a slick handlebar mustache and twisty beard, and a monocle* Ahahaha, now you will be run over this train! Captain Beaver shall never rescue you!
Girl: *typical broad material* AIIEEEE PANIC SCREAM HELP ME CAPTAIN BEAVER!
Captain Beaver: *is a man in a ridiculous beaver costume* Never fear, Damsel! CAAAAAAPTAIN BEAVER IS HERE!
Boy Gopher: *also in a costume, only worse* And the Boooooooy Gopher!
Thrakun: Snapcrackles! You can't stop me, you do-gooders!
Director: And CUT! That's a wrap.