Thrakun: Begin painting, lassie!

Helga: Couldn't I just use a camera?

Thrakun: Nae, lass. Our new third guy forbids it.

Farmer Jon: That'll do, dwarf. That'll do.

Helga: Oh fine.

Thrakun: *ahem* Ae have created a pair of scissors what tears a HOLE IN TIME. Behold! *attaches scissors to the forehead of a duck, then kicks it. The duck goes crazy, flies around, creates a timehole, and vanishes*

Farmer Jon: Who let the chickens out?

Helga: So uh, now you have no scissors so- *something pokes into her back. It's the duck with the scissors* Oh.

Thrakun: Aye! That wee duckie went five seconds in the future! Now I can go anywhere! Like tae a few years ago when MJ was born... I could prevent that. Or back to the fifties when I pulled mae first major TV appearance...

~JUST THEN~

Wal-Mart Employee: There's that guy who stole our scissors! *tasers him*

Helga: THRAAAAAAAKKUN! *grabs scissors*

Wal-Mart Employee: Give that back!

Helga: *runs with the scissors, runs into Farmer Jon, and they both vanish OMG?*

Wal-Mart Employee: ..... KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

~IN THE PAST!?? ... New York City~

Helga: We're in... the past!?

Farmer Jon: Looks to be so.

Elenia: I guess I can change my name back to-

Farmer Jon: Let it be, Martha.

Elenia/Helga/... Martha: Oh fine. It looks like these scissors were dented. We have no choice... we'll have to hunt down the Thrakun of this time!

~On the set of a movie somewhere!~

Thrakun: *is dressed as an old-timesy villain in a black suit, a tiny black top hat, a slick handlebar mustache and twisty beard, and a monocle* Ahahaha, now you will be run over this train! Captain Beaver shall never rescue you!

Girl: *typical broad material* AIIEEEE PANIC SCREAM HELP ME CAPTAIN BEAVER!

Captain Beaver: *is a man in a ridiculous beaver costume* Never fear, Damsel! CAAAAAAPTAIN BEAVER IS HERE!

Boy Gopher: *also in a costume, only worse* And the Boooooooy Gopher!

Thrakun: Snapcrackles! You can't stop me, you do-gooders!

Director: And CUT! That's a wrap.