*An expensive Frenchanese diner. At one table Mariorocks is seated across from Daisyroxxors.*

Daisyroxxors: Mariorocks, why did you bring me here tonight? It is our bowling night.

Mariorocks: I guess it's time to tell you.

*Mariorocks kneels on one knee and pulls out an engagement ring.*

Mariorocks: Daisyroxxors, will you marry me?

Daisyroxxors: Yes, we can name our first son Baxter!

Mariorocks: Excellent, now I just need to arrange this wedding. First I'll contact my best man- I know, I'll use my old pal... LuigiRok!

*Elsewhere, somewhere out there, Luigi of the Pipes's ears ignite on flame.*