OoC: Just for reference the GCPA roster for this OG is: Scruffy, Que Pasa, Lupine, That Krazy Dude, Stampede, No Name, Mr. T, Jebus, Edwin and Skanky Siren. Not all of them will appear at the time but you can read up on them through the OG Wiki
*The middle of the ocean. A storm is raging as two ships engage in naval battle. One the flagship of Captain Monkeyman Scruffy's proud Golden Cheesecake Armada. The other the ship of the dread pirate Masamune and his bird crew.*
Scruffy: (spins the wheel and laughs like a lunatic)
Masamune: Quit your Barbossa impersonations! Open fire!
*The Golden Cheesecake is pegged with cannonfire but is unharmed.*
Que Pasa: Didn't you hear? Our ship's indestructible! (fires cannonball from Millennium Nose into Masamune)
Masamune: (recovers) So's my body!
Scruffy: Alright men, board the vessel and loot all its treasures.
Masamune: Oh, it's not done yet! Dodo, bring out our fighters!
*The GCPA toss down grappling hooks and slide down the ropes into Masamune's S.S. Swordefeller. A water-down and extremely overcensored fight scene ensues.*
Masamune: You'll never take me alive! As stated before, I'm immortal!
Scruffy: C'mon, we'll use your treasure to get us some Wii Points!
*Masamune and Scruffy engage in a sword battle while the sea thrashes back and forth around them. Suddenly one giant tidal wave rises and drops down on the Swordefeller- completely destroying it.*
*Scruffy wakes up in a bed on a strange island.*
Scruffy: What? Where am I? What's happening to me?!?
Man: You're laying in a bed, sir.
Scruffy: (Looks around) Ah, so my legs haven't been eaten. What's going on.
Man: The name's Pavlov Pibbini and I'm the innkeeper of this here inn. My daughter Mavlov found you and your buddy here (points to Que Pasa, who is frolicking aorund in the corner of the room) wrecked on the shore.
Scruffy: Did you find anyone else? Like ten other people? One of them being Mr. T?
Pibbini: Mister who? Son, we don't get visitors on this island. I'm pretty sure there isn't even a world outside this here island. But tell you what: I'll give you a free room under one condition.
Scruffy: Name it dear sir.
Pibbini: You must go out and get me some new tennis equipment. The Pibb and Tennis OG references are sure to attract a large amount of our target demographic!
Scruffy: It will be done. Come, first mate.
*Scruffy departs while followed by Que Pasa. However, they are stopped at the door by the innkeeper's daughter, Mavlov.*
Mavlov: I think this is your's. It has your name inscribed on it. (hands Que Pasa a boomstik)
Que Pasa: Actually that boomstik belongs to the Captain, I just wrote my name on it in case I forgot what it was.
Scruffy: (grabs boomstik and cocks it) Well Que Pasa, let's depart! On a new adventure!
Morgan Freeman: Will the pirates solve the riddle of this mystery island that isn't totally ripped from Link's Awakening? Will they find their missing crewmates and a way off their island? What new faces and perils will they meet? Find out next time![/url]