OoC: Just for reference the GCPA roster for this OG is: Scruffy, Que Pasa, Lupine, That Krazy Dude, Stampede, No Name, Mr. T, Jebus, Edwin and Skanky Siren. Not all of them will appear at the time but you can read up on them through the OG Wiki.

*The middle of the ocean. A storm is raging as two ships engage in naval battle. One the flagship of Captain Monkeyman Scruffy's proud Golden Cheesecake Armada. The other the ship of the dread pirate Masamune and his bird crew.*

Scruffy: (spins the wheel and laughs like a lunatic)

Masamune: Quit your Barbossa impersonations! Open fire!

*The Golden Cheesecake is pegged with cannonfire but is unharmed.*

Que Pasa: Didn't you hear? Our ship's indestructible! (fires cannonball from Millennium Nose into Masamune)

Masamune: (recovers) So's my body!

Scruffy: Alright men, board the vessel and loot all its treasures.

Masamune: Oh, it's not done yet! Dodo, bring out our fighters!

*The GCPA toss down grappling hooks and slide down the ropes into Masamune's S.S. Swordefeller. A water-down and extremely overcensored fight scene ensues.*

Masamune: You'll never take me alive! As stated before, I'm immortal!

Scruffy: C'mon, we'll use your treasure to get us some Wii Points!

Masamune: NEVER!

*Masamune and Scruffy engage in a sword battle while the sea thrashes back and forth around them. Suddenly one giant tidal wave rises and drops down on the Swordefeller- completely destroying it.*

*Scruffy wakes up in a bed on a strange island.*

Scruffy: What? Where am I? What's happening to me?!?

Man: You're laying in a bed, sir.

Scruffy: (Looks around) Ah, so my legs haven't been eaten. What's going on.

Man: The name's Pavlov Pibbini and I'm the innkeeper of this here inn. My daughter Mavlov found you and your buddy here (points to Que Pasa, who is frolicking aorund in the corner of the room) wrecked on the shore.

Scruffy: Did you find anyone else? Like ten other people? One of them being Mr. T?

Pibbini: Mister who? Son, we don't get visitors on this island. I'm pretty sure there isn't even a world outside this here island. But tell you what: I'll give you a free room under one condition.

Scruffy: Name it dear sir.

Pibbini: You must go out and get me some new tennis equipment. The Pibb and Tennis OG references are sure to attract a large amount of our target demographic!

Scruffy: It will be done. Come, first mate.

*Scruffy departs while followed by Que Pasa. However, they are stopped at the door by the innkeeper's daughter, Mavlov.*

Mavlov: I think this is your's. It has your name inscribed on it. (hands Que Pasa a boomstik)

Que Pasa: Actually that boomstik belongs to the Captain, I just wrote my name on it in case I forgot what it was.

Scruffy: (grabs boomstik and cocks it) Well Que Pasa, let's depart! On a new adventure!

Morgan Freeman: Will the pirates solve the riddle of this mystery island that isn't totally ripped from Link's Awakening? Will they find their missing crewmates and a way off their island? What new faces and perils will they meet? Find out next time![/url]

Que Pasa: This is great! The island breeze, the annoying owl, the retarded racoon that teleports you all over the place! Hey, wait a second...

Scruffy: Watch out first mate! There be a random battle on the starboard!

Que Pasa: But I don't even have a moonboard!

Scruffy: Shit, argh!

Morgan Freeman: The screen shakes as it fades into a tennis court. Oh, I need to find a real job again.

Scruffy: Trippy, but nothing like the storm of '39.

Que Pasa: You weren't around then.

Scruffy: What about our time traveling expe-

Que Pasa: Didn't happen.

Scruffy: And when Q(-bert) sent us to the storm of '39 dimension thing?

Que Pasa: I'm 56.435% sure that didn't happen, with me and the Cap'n.

Voice: HEY LOOK LISTEN at me!

Scruffy: Oh right him I mean it I mean your mom which I wouldn't have sex with unless in some bizarre twist of fate she was hot

Morgan Freeman: The most sort-of-terrifying of aliens appeared before them. Its face was cyclopian without a nose, and also upside down. It had a squarelike body and no arms-instead, it had a tennis raquet attached to a chain, and a tennis ball launcher. Oh, I guess it also had sturdy chair-leg-like-legs. Just for the record.

Voice: I meant look listen at that guy, over there. The alien thing.

Alien thing: I am WRATHHURST! I work for the complicated and VERY SERIOUS guild of assasins dedicated to making your lives a living hell through tennis for the death of the Mountie!

Scruffy: Okay.

Que Pasa: Your mom's Wrathhurst.

Wrathhurst: You're hurting my feelings! I worked really hard in order to set up this tennis court during the screen change!

Que Pasa: Why don't we just leave? I mean NO BODY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH YOU

Wrathhurst: Well you won't have a choice. Without the mountie my life is meaningless. I plan to hang you two and then myself.

Scruffy: And you just happened to be on this island.

Wrathhurst: Pretty much yeah I don't know what I was thinking but I sure got lucky

Que Pasa: Okay why don't I just kill him then we never have to look at his hideous upside-down weird blue face ever again

Scruffy: No way! You just want the broom!

Que Pasa: To make out with it, maybe!* C'mon stop hoggin it!

Scruffy: No let go I'm the captain argh

Que Pasa: Well you also ate all the food!

Scruffy: What are you talking about

Que Pasa: I was going for a distracting Lord of the Flies reference, and it worked! (crunches Scruffy's nose between his fingers and grabs the broom) Nyuck nyuck nyuck. Okay prepare for death... if you know what that even is!

Morgan Freeman: Que Pasa jumps the net and is instantly shot down by a MACHINE TETNIS TETRIS oh who cares ball he was shot down. Scruffy bends down to his sort of fallen comrade.

Scruffy: Are you alright, you treacherous swine?

Que Pasa: So much... Tennis... in one ball. The concentration was too high... I doubt I'll make it. Oh wait nevermind those always really hurt at first and then

Morgan Freeman: Wrathhurst unleashes an unending barrage of Tennis balls of some sort and it is practically made of pain

Wrathhurst: Now, do you regret what you've said? Do you regret your killing the Mountie? Look at you now. Scared white hos. crackers crackers asians blackie racial slur # 452 not found ugh

Morgan Freeman: Wrathhurst quickly falls over dead as Mavlov pulls out his beating heart and eats it. This story is TO BE CONTINUED.

Scruffy: And continue it shall!

Que Pasa: For great justice!

Scruffy: Yeah, so...that was kinda creepy, you creepy kinda chick you.

Mavlov: It's made of chocolate.

Scruffy: Still...yeah. RUN QUE PASA!

Morgan Freeman: Scruffy and Que Pasa bolt away while Mavlov stares after with question marks over her head. They stop at the other end of the beach, panting.

Que Pasa: We done good, boss?

Scruffy: Oh we done good. We done good... ~stares out at the endless ocean~ Curse this island. Why did it have to be in the way of my beautiful ocean? What is a pirate without a ship, Que Pasa? He is nothing more than an ate, because he has no pir in him.

Que Pasa: I think that just blew my mind.

Scruffy: Well, yeah, but how hard is that to do?

~A flash of red feathers drops down in front of the two and resolves into a bird-man hybrid.~

Birdman: Did you say you need a ship?

Scruffy: You were spying on us! Que Pasa, end him!

Birdman: ~bursts into flames~ Stop right there! I am a reincarnation of the phoenix and thus--

Que Pasa: AAAAAGH no more fire people! ~stuffs his Millenium Nose full of water and sprays the birdman~

Birdman: Wait...now I'm blue. And what's this? Bubbles?! ~bursts into...bubbles~ Nooooo!

Scruffy: Now tell us what you know about a ship that you were clearly about to tell us before we tried to kill you!

Birdman: Oh. I just so happen to be a shipwright! Without a ship. But I saw a ship! It was nestled in a jungle in the exact center of the island.

Scruffy: By God I must have that ship!

Que Pasa: Is this some kind of LOST reference?

Scruffy: Who cares! It's clearly a very special ship...for a very special captain! ~points his boomstick at the birdman~ Lead the way!

Que Pasa: Hur. You've probably got some lame name like Fenn-X or something, right?

Birdman: Nay! I am...Nigel.