*6:00.am*

*Alarm clock rings*

???: *half-asleep half-awake* Chocolate covered goombas Batman!

*smashes clock against the wall*

???: Wah? Oh hey! Today is the day!

*jumps out of bed and slips on banana peel*

???: Ow! Who the hell came up with that joke anyway?!

*zips on jacket*

???: Ok, iv'e been through the mental preperation. Iv'e trained for this moment for a long time. I know all the best areas to go. Come to think of it, i should probably bring a bat. Wait...............Why the hell and i talking to myself? Oh well, i should probably get going.First stop. Wal-Mart! The day will be mine!

*Kicks door and falls down*

???: Enough with the violance to get some pity laughs!

*opens up door*

???: Like i said! The day will belong to me! Mariorocks! The dude who keeps talking to himself! The wii shall be mine!

*jumps into Convertable*

Mariorocks: Wow, i never thought i would get a car in an OG, my self asteem must be getting better.

*speeds away*

Random guy: Hey! That's my car!

Mariorocks: Oh that figures........