*in a setting too vague for you to know, a man enters. That man? Tyler.*

Tyler: Well, you said UnOG didn't qualify as an OG? NOW IT DOES. We're taking over and doing what we want! I dare you to stop me from making a reference to Final Destination! HA! I JUST DID!

*Wild Kester appears*

Kester: Grr, I hate member OGs! No! I'm in one! Now what?!

*Tyler throws pokeball*

You can't catch other trainers' pokemon!

Kester: That's terrrrrrrrrrIBLE!

Kester: We're in trouble

Sean: Only you are

Kester: How can I get out of this og?

Sean: You can't!

Kester: Bwahahah!

Sean: NOOOO!

Sean: Why was I screaming!? I was the one giving the bad news! And you were laughing! This is a sign!

Kester: Correct. Surely this is proof enough to show Greg's true identity as a spy for RUSSIA!

Sean: We should throw a magazine at a fan.

Greg: That's what I want you to do!

Sean: It's Golem!

Greg: No it is I, Greg! The Spy from Russia!

Kester: Hahahahaha!

Greg: NOOOOOOO!

Hacksaw Jim Duggan: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sean: He admitted it! GolemGregMan! How could you do this to us!

Greg: Well, they had these REALLY neat club jackets, and I-

Kester: NO SEAN! You're falling for his trap!*throws Hacksaw Jim Duggan at Greg, who responds with exploding* I knew it! This was a robot bent on driving us away from the plot! Surely he would have killed us had I not known his weakness to people named Jim.

Sean: This is certainly the best sequel to the best OG ever at the time.

Jim Duggan: I'm still here guys.

Kester: Hacksaw, you like USA?

Jim Duggan: Yes. U S A! U S A!

Crowd: U S A! U S A!

Sean: Then join us to kill Greg.

Jim Duggan: HOOOOOOOOOOOOO-k

Sean: I haven't watched wrestling in so long, I couldn't possibly make wrestling references like Hacksaw.

Kester: Well that's okay, Sean. You exist only so I don't have to double post. And you make movies. In Hollywood. You're not from Mississippi. Ever.

Sean: Well alright then.

*So our glorious trio of heroes set off on an adventure. It would be an adventure unline any other. They would travel across many lands, meet many friends, have many parties, emote many emotions, and suffer many losses. But through all of this, they remained together. It was a bond that only the best of brothers could have. When the story is done and over, people will always remember the names of Jim and Kester and even Sean. Afterall, it was with these three people, the very same three people that have been in this OG, that helped save the world from Greg. But that is a story for another time. A story for posts after this one, as this is not the post to end all post. We meet up with our band of merry travelers in a small inn, located in the city of Mars*

Kester: I can go for a drink.

Sean: Me too.

Hacksaw: PLAN-ET EARTH! PLAN-ET EARTH!

Sean: This role is much better than the one I have in GHU, especially since I can't muster the courage to read GHU.

*and with that, the trio walks into the inn. and take 3 open seats at the bar*

Kester: Yep. There won't be a man shooting us with elemental guns HERE. Barkeep, toss me a Coke.

Barkeep: Coming up.

Hacksaw: SE-VEN UP! SE-VEN UP!

Barkeep: Aye.

Sean: I'll take a Cranberry juice.

Barkeep: What, is it your period?

Kester: I love Coca Cola. By golly, it's my favorite drink in the whole world.

Hacksaw: HOOOOOOOOOOOOld up there! SE-VEN UP is good too!

Sean: As is my cranberry juice.

Sponsors: We are pleased.

Sean: But my cranberry juice isn't branded. See the lack of upper case letters?

Sponsors: We get payed for that, too.

Kester: I sure am glad I've seen The Departed.

Hacksaw: DE-PAR-TED! DE-PAR-TED! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOly crap that's a good movie.

Phone: Ring ring!

Kester: Answer that banana phone.

*Hacksaw picks up the phone*

Hacksaw: HellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?

Sean: Come to the circus. I will be there

Hacksaw: He says come to the circus and he will be there!

Sean: We best go.

Hacksaw: You did that wrong

Kester: He did?

Hacksaw: It's we best GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sean: I've lost my writing touch. These posts are nowhere NEAR that of Kester's. Curse him and his good writing! CURSE HIM!

Kester: Hey! We're finally at the circus!

Sean: I've missed you so much! Did you pick me up anything from WalMart!?

Kester: No. You haven't been good enough this week. No McDonald's either. You get Peanut Butter Jelly Sandwich.

Sean: Awwww...

Hacksaw: I want some POPCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!

Kester: No.