Narrator: But as the two enter to read such secrets, they are presented with a conundrum -
Yami Yoshi: I take advantage of a King's abscence to read his deepest, darkest secrets in the depths of his diary, and this is what I get?
Mariorocks: "diarie". Anyways, I'm not sure what the problem is. Read the book, already! I'm a brave swordsman, and I'm not training or saving the world!
Yami: Shut up already, I'm trying to enjoy other people's things, you'd think I'd be laughing! The book is filled with milk! I'd describe the situation, but strange doesn't fit it! It's like... it needs another letter, or something.
Mariorocks: WELL, that's explains the milk carton.
Yami: No way, that's just lame. Mixing up diary and dairy? That's just...
Rhykette: strangfe? Just what I was thinking.
Mariorocks: who are you?
Rhykette: I am Rhykette, one of the few survivors of the country south of here, Merrilandia. I am here to destroy the Mad King Masamune, no matter the cost.
Mariorocks: You can't destroy our King! Besides, you're only like level two, he would ruin you!
Rhykette: He destroyed my country looking for wizards that could create "basic cable"! How is he not even here, governing his own country?
Mariorocks: He would never abandon our people, in the time of the rather reasonably large Reignstrom!
Yami: Rainstorm. And he did, in order to quest for a "big screen television", taking the knights with him. He said it was so pressing, he wasn't going to stop on the way and kick over any peasants, or anything. I've never heard of him going out on a trip like that, before.
Mariorocks: The King is the heir to gamehikerdom! Do not speak ill of him, unless it's calling him "ill" in the slang form for awesome! Now, what does his majesty's diary in the milk carton say?
Yami: ...! Read for yourself!
Mariorocks: "Dear diary - I plan to go questing tommorow, raze a few countries to the ground, whatever it takes to get a big screen TV around here. And, well, maybe lop off a few heads of those incessant jesters before I leave. That always puts GORE in a bad mood, which means I'm in a good mood! I'll just take our five relics of power that protect our country, destroy a few civilizations, get milk, and be back in time for three nights from now's supper, which is obviously the responsibility of whoever I leave here" No! It can't be!
Rhykette/Yami: It is.
Rhykette: Which way did he leave, sir dinosaur?
Yami: East, parallel with the edge of the world.
Rhykette: He's going to slaughter everyone in Casholea! We've got to stop him!
???: Ha! Your wooden gates are left wiiiiiide open! I have you now, King of Gametopia! Your spreading of Telephones on soap is over! THE DARK KNIGHT DECLARES THIS!
Mariorocks: You think you can take Gametopia? Taste my blade!
???: Taste my Olive machine gun derby deluxe! (attacks with a hammer, nearly hitting Mariorocks who jumps back and stabs forward to be punched in face by ???'s gauntlet)
Mariorocks: Very good, but I practice in the far to large amount of time I have due to not having videogames to lose!
Yami Yoshi: That's because Masa is hoarding them.
Mariorocks: Whatever! I'd die for this country, I guess!
???: Then gargle goats at the hands of Fredrick Von Bisquick, Dark Knight of Wafflon!
Yami Yoshi: I'd say you're more of a fluorescent orange and blue knight.
(Fredrick appears to be indeed in bright orange armor with thick blue rims)
Fredrick: The suits got mixed up at the cleaners! Now, di-
(Fredrick is hit by an explosive and flies into the corner in a heap)
Rhykette: (arm stops being a grenade launcher) what a strangfe turn of events. I can see that I could use such skill with the blade, so long as it gets better at even half the rate of a traditional anime!
Mariorocks: I didn't even know my parents or something, so I'm completely free to come, not to mention I have no ties to my village other than protecting it! I will help end Masamune's evil lordship!
Yami Yoshi: Well, you're short a snide, sarcastic guy who could be a thief or something and die in the end, and Masa's just going to kill me anyways, I'll accompany you to the ends of the earth, but if you ask me to go any further I'm pushing you off first.
Fred: AND MY AXE DEODERANT (slumps over, but struggles to keep on his feet and gets back up)
Rhykette: Well, I don't think he's safe to leave here. He seems to hate the King even more than I do, and if he can take a shot like that, it seems prudent to put him at the front of our traveling group.
Fred: I accept your pepsi challenge - King Masa... he refused my request to borrow a R.O.B. to throw at Kevin Costner! For this the price must be payed!
Yami: Is it too late to disclude myself from this group?
Mariorocks: Yes. Now, we need a mode of transportation.
Rhykette: Well, it looks like our intruder here still has his Volvo parked out front.
Yami: A Volvo? Screw that, Mariorocks can just carry us!
Rhykette: Guys, something strangfe is going on. We'll never expose it and stop Masamune if you don't just take this vehicle, as we'll never make it in time.
Yami: ... Fiiiine, but I'm not paying for gas.
(Meanwhile, at the cave of SteveT...)
Sir Vorpal: Much caution will be needed as we enter this cave of dangers. The mercenary SteveT has been known to sever heads off of potential clients for sport, and there's no telling what direction he's coming from. So-
(Everyone is behind him, trying to get to the back of their party)
Masamune: uh, you first.
Sir Vorpal: fine, I guess. I guess I'm safe with this relic, huh?
GORE: Yeah, so stop yapping and go in there! Or... are you a communist?
Sir Vorpal: What?
GORE: That sounds like a response a communist would make.
Sir Vorpal: okay, okay, I'm going. ...... ARGHHI@!HE!
Masamune: He'll be fine. Sir Golem, you're next up!
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