Narrator: On a the far away kingdom of Gametopia a young swordsman in training named Mariorocks is practicing his horseback combat in his small village when an ominous cloud forms over the kingdom.

Mariorocks: What in the name of gamehiker could that be?

Villager: Hurry Mariorocks! You must warn the knights of gamehikerdom of this peril!

Narrator: In a flash Mariorocks rides toward the castle on his trusty horse fearing something terrible will befall the kingdom! Will Mariorocks get to the kingdom in time? What is happening to the kingdom? Who are these mysterious knights of gamehikerdom? Youll just have to wait and see!

Narrator: A woman clad in armor descends from the clouds, floating by use of magic. It's the Knight (Knightess? Knightette?) Rhykette.

Rhykette: What a strangfe land.

~The woman zooms down to the village, where she grabs a villager and flies back up into the sky.~

Rhykette: Tell me where the leader of your STRANGFE land is.

Villager: ...The castle. It's a large building.

Rhykette: There I go again, missing the obvious. Well thanks! Now I gotta cause havoc there!

~Rhykette puts the villager down on the ground and flies towards the same castle that Mariorocks is rushing towards.~

Villager: Strangfe... strangfe. What a word!

Narrator: What damage will "strangfe" cause the kingdom?! Find out by continuing to read!

Meanwhile, at the castle of Gametopia.

Yami: Lamest kingdom name ever? I think so.

King Mune: OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!

Sir GORE: But sire, this is the fifth jester you've went through today.

King Mune: I know, you'd think you'd get the point. I don't want a jester, I just want to watch my big screen.

Sir GORE: But you have no big screen.

King Mune: Exactly. *glances over at the court magician/advisor/chancellor/usurper*

Ditto: *wakes up* Huh? Oh uh. Magic. Big screen, right. *fishes in his beard and pulls out a fortune cookie and opens it* It says "Some dude will say stuff about clouds. Ignore that bit, he probably has a big screen."

King Mune: Aha! Gather the knights of the realm!

~Luigi, Vorpal, and Golem are just kinda sitting around playing cards at a table. GORE is eagerly at duty~

Sir Vorpal: Hey could you keep it down?

King Mune: Jeez, is that what our kingdom is reduced to?

Sir GORE: We could call Steve in. He's mostly mercenary, but he doesn't charge much.

King Mune: *massages temples* Okay fine, fine. Since there's just the six-

Ditto: Five. *packs up bags and leaves*

King Mune: FIVE of us. We five shall all go questing on the QUEST FOR THE HOLY BIG SCREEN.

Sir Luigi: Can I be in charge?

King Mune: You're coming with us, so. *points at Yami* You, idiot face. You take over while we're out. You need anything?

Yami: Could you pick up some drinks?

King Mune: Drinks, got it. Okay guys, we out.

Sir Vorpal: This quest sucks.

Sir Golem: I so better not get killed. Or I'll be unhappy.

Narrator: Hours after King Mune and his men leave the castle the young swordsman Mariorocks reaches the castle gates.

Narrator: Mariorocks stares at the huge castle doors.

Mariorocks: What, do they like have King Kong in there or something?

Narrator: Mariorocks starts walking towards the huge door to open it.

Mariorocks: Hey Narrator guy, where the hell did my horse go?

Narrator: You lost it.

Mariorocks: Why?

Narrator: Because you gave it a carrot covered in fire flower hot sauce.

Mariorocks: Why?

Narrator getting angry: Because you thought the horse was cold!

Mariorocks: Why?

Narrator: Because your a dumbass!

Mariorocks: Why?

Narrator: I DONT KNOW WHY!

Mariorocks: Why?

Narrator: JUST OPEN THE dang DOOR!!!!!

Mariorocks: Fine, be that way!

Narrator: Mariorocks slowly opens the castle doors to see Yami playing King Mune's Super Mario All-Stars special edition.

Yami: Get out cant you see im busy messing with King Mune's prized posesions.

Mariorocks: I have come to warn the king about evil black clouds forming over the kingdom!

Yami: Listen dude those are what we call "storm clouds", these "storm clouds" drop "rain" from the sky so we have "water" un-der-stand wh-at m-e say-ing?

Mariorocks: Are you saying i came all the way from my village for this!

Yami: Yup.

Mariorocks: Damn it!

Yami: Aww, cheer up pal, hey wanna go read King Mune's diarie?

Mariorocks: tottaly!

Narrator: Will King Mune get his plasma TV? Who is this mysterious Rhykette? What secrets are in King Mune's diarie? Stay tuned and find out!

Narrator: But as the two enter to read such secrets, they are presented with a conundrum -

Yami Yoshi: I take advantage of a King's abscence to read his deepest, darkest secrets in the depths of his diary, and this is what I get?

Mariorocks: "diarie". Anyways, I'm not sure what the problem is. Read the book, already! I'm a brave swordsman, and I'm not training or saving the world!

Yami: Shut up already, I'm trying to enjoy other people's things, you'd think I'd be laughing! The book is filled with milk! I'd describe the situation, but strange doesn't fit it! It's like... it needs another letter, or something.

Mariorocks: WELL, that's explains the milk carton.

Yami: No way, that's just lame. Mixing up diary and dairy? That's just...

Rhykette: strangfe? Just what I was thinking.

Mariorocks: who are you?

Rhykette: I am Rhykette, one of the few survivors of the country south of here, Merrilandia. I am here to destroy the Mad King Masamune, no matter the cost.

Mariorocks: You can't destroy our King! Besides, you're only like level two, he would ruin you!

Rhykette: He destroyed my country looking for wizards that could create "basic cable"! How is he not even here, governing his own country?

Mariorocks: He would never abandon our people, in the time of the rather reasonably large Reignstrom!

Yami: Rainstorm. And he did, in order to quest for a "big screen television", taking the knights with him. He said it was so pressing, he wasn't going to stop on the way and kick over any peasants, or anything. I've never heard of him going out on a trip like that, before.

Mariorocks: The King is the heir to gamehikerdom! Do not speak ill of him, unless it's calling him "ill" in the slang form for awesome! Now, what does his majesty's diary in the milk carton say?

Yami: ...! Read for yourself!

Mariorocks: "Dear diary - I plan to go questing tommorow, raze a few countries to the ground, whatever it takes to get a big screen TV around here. And, well, maybe lop off a few heads of those incessant jesters before I leave. That always puts GORE in a bad mood, which means I'm in a good mood! I'll just take our five relics of power that protect our country, destroy a few civilizations, get milk, and be back in time for three nights from now's supper, which is obviously the responsibility of whoever I leave here" No! It can't be!

Rhykette/Yami: It is.

Rhykette: Which way did he leave, sir dinosaur?

Yami: East, parallel with the edge of the world.

Rhykette: He's going to slaughter everyone in Casholea! We've got to stop him!

???: Ha! Your wooden gates are left wiiiiiide open! I have you now, King of Gametopia! Your spreading of Telephones on soap is over! THE DARK KNIGHT DECLARES THIS!

Mariorocks: You think you can take Gametopia? Taste my blade!

???: Taste my Olive machine gun derby deluxe! (attacks with a hammer, nearly hitting Mariorocks who jumps back and stabs forward to be punched in face by ???'s gauntlet)

Mariorocks: Very good, but I practice in the far to large amount of time I have due to not having videogames to lose!

Yami Yoshi: That's because Masa is hoarding them.

Mariorocks: Whatever! I'd die for this country, I guess!

???: Then gargle goats at the hands of Fredrick Von Bisquick, Dark Knight of Wafflon!

Yami Yoshi: I'd say you're more of a fluorescent orange and blue knight.

(Fredrick appears to be indeed in bright orange armor with thick blue rims)

Fredrick: The suits got mixed up at the cleaners! Now, di-

(Fredrick is hit by an explosive and flies into the corner in a heap)

Rhykette: (arm stops being a grenade launcher) what a strangfe turn of events. I can see that I could use such skill with the blade, so long as it gets better at even half the rate of a traditional anime!

Mariorocks: I didn't even know my parents or something, so I'm completely free to come, not to mention I have no ties to my village other than protecting it! I will help end Masamune's evil lordship!

Yami Yoshi: Well, you're short a snide, sarcastic guy who could be a thief or something and die in the end, and Masa's just going to kill me anyways, I'll accompany you to the ends of the earth, but if you ask me to go any further I'm pushing you off first.

Fred: AND MY AXE DEODERANT (slumps over, but struggles to keep on his feet and gets back up)

Rhykette: Well, I don't think he's safe to leave here. He seems to hate the King even more than I do, and if he can take a shot like that, it seems prudent to put him at the front of our traveling group.

Fred: I accept your pepsi challenge - King Masa... he refused my request to borrow a R.O.B. to throw at Kevin Costner! For this the price must be payed!

Yami: Is it too late to disclude myself from this group?

Mariorocks: Yes. Now, we need a mode of transportation.

Rhykette: Well, it looks like our intruder here still has his Volvo parked out front.

Yami: A Volvo? Screw that, Mariorocks can just carry us!

Mariorocks: Yeah!

Rhykette: Guys, something strangfe is going on. We'll never expose it and stop Masamune if you don't just take this vehicle, as we'll never make it in time.

Yami: ... Fiiiine, but I'm not paying for gas.

(Meanwhile, at the cave of SteveT...)

Sir Vorpal: Much caution will be needed as we enter this cave of dangers. The mercenary SteveT has been known to sever heads off of potential clients for sport, and there's no telling what direction he's coming from. So-

(Everyone is behind him, trying to get to the back of their party)

Masamune: uh, you first.

Sir Vorpal: fine, I guess. I guess I'm safe with this relic, huh?

GORE: Yeah, so stop yapping and go in there! Or... are you a communist?

Sir Vorpal: What?

GORE: That sounds like a response a communist would make.

Sir Vorpal: okay, okay, I'm going. ...... ARGHHI@!HE!

Masamune: He'll be fine. Sir Golem, you're next up!

*Meanwhile, our young heroes are on their way to the waffle mountains*

Mariorocks: Hey i have an idea! Let's play I-SPY! Ok, i spy with-my-little-eye something.........................orange and blue!

Fred: Is it my armor?

Mariorocks: Damn, you win again! How do you do that?

Fred: Because iv'e been the thing you've been spying for the last 3 hours of playing this game!

Mariorocks: Hey i have an idea! Let's play I-SPY!

Yami: That's it! Your staying in the trunk!

Mariorocks: Ok, i spy with-my-little-eye something.........................orange and bl- *gets thrown in trunk*

Rhykette: Thank god that's over!

Fred: Hey, why did we play that game for 3 hours anyway?

Yami: Because whoever won got 35 bucks.

Spongmonkey: WE LIKE THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!

Yami: Holy s**t!!!!!! What the hell is that?!?!

Fred: I don't know!!!! It's so ugly though!!!! Get it away!!!

*The volvo swurves into a tree*

Yami: Ok.......I think it's go-

Spongmonkey: WE LIKE THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rhykette: Aaaaahhh! You die now! (Arm turns into grenade launcher and blows up car)

Fred: Wow............Mariorocks was still in the trunk.............Good work Rhykette! Mariorocks is dead!

Yami: Not for long.

Fred: What?

Yami: Don't you know? Mariorocks never dies in his own OGs.

Fred: But he's only done like 5.

Yami: And has he died in any of them?

Fred: Oh no! That means he'll be back! Quick! We must flee! Flee into the night!

Rhykette: I heard there was a town nearby!

Yami: How nearby?

*The group looks around and finds that the town is 5 feet away from them*

Yami: Oh that figures.

???: Hello you 3! I am the chancellor of this small town of Mole-Manburg! My name is Kester! And i'm greeting random people!

*To be continued*