Guys. I was joking.

Naw, that would totally be awesome. I always preferred those Wario games where Wario was invincible, but everything around him changed his shape to help him get around. That would work so much better if he were actually turned into putty.

Imagine being squished, and you come out as ten tiny Warios in a line. You control the lead one, but you also gotta get the other nine into predefined slots, like... tiny keyholes. Then the entire scene revolves around and all the ten Warios squeeze through their keyholes, back into view, then come together on the other side and reform into giant Wario.

Why yes, I did just blow your mind, why do you ask.

I must say, after watching that trailer, that Link's body language was, shall we say, fabulous

What a switch.

In Soviet Russia, Link gay for players!

I thought Link was straight for the fangirls. :o

No, Link is super gay. You remember the Fuschia tunic in Four Swords? That's no mistake.

Lock thread admins

If you're going to be crazy enough to try to get into a Kirby canon discussion, you've got to be man enough to see it through to the end. Thread Lock DENIED!

Do we even have rules anymore?

RULE #1: Vorpal makes the Rules!

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(Rule #2: Don't tell Masa)

Kirby's Dreamland is canon to all games.

Kirby's Dreamland 2, Kirby's Dreamland 3 (and Metroid), Kirby 64, Link's Awakening, Kirby's Tilt n Tumble, Kirby Canvas Cursed, and Kirby's Epic Yarn are all canon to each other.

Kirby's Adventure, Kirby Super Star, Kirby and the Amazing Mirror, Donkey Kong Jungle Beat, and Kirby With the Mouse Guys are all canon to each other. There is no overlap.

And this is why Vorpal is made of concentrated awesome. He just seems all nice and calm most of the time, and then, when the right moment comes, he reminds us all why he was chosen for his job.

Nicely played, son. Nicely played.

I would be interested in seeing a Kirby timeline now, though. Someone, get to work on that.

But I better not see any multiple-timeline crap.

(Now watch. Some joker's going to make a linear timeline going straight down with all the games, and then at some random point, a line branches off to point at a box that says "Alternate Timeline Crap.")

Well, not if you take all the fun out of it.

I was thinking about a cartoon about Kirby inhaling the TToTT and turning into....something....

I even opened MSPaint and made a crude Kirby drawing, but it fizzled.

What would be the point? The whole Kirby series is an alternate timeline crap to Gumby.

BlASPHEMY! Gumby never once inhaled anyone and the only one who could really shape shift was that octopus chick! >.> Anyway, I could be mistaken, but except for maybe one or two exceptions, I think the timeline is more or less linear with the release of the games. The non-story stuff could probably take place at any time, though. 'Cept Kirby Baseball for Satellite View, that shit is first in the timeline.

Edit: Steve, the cartoon could've turned Kirby into Adult Link Kirby and Kid Link Kirby and then have them immediately get sucked into each other and collapse on themselves. Then Chibierasu comes out from the side, lays down, and falls asleep in a cute puppy manner. The end.