wariofan63 4:04 am
So next you're tackling Mario enemies?
cheesetrooper 4:05 am
it's something that's been bugging me for a long time
with mario i have a much easier time digesting the environment rather than the enemies
though of course the two should work together
wariofan63 4:06 am
Hmmm
Well sure the backgrounds are believable but of course Goombas arent real!
cheesetrooper 4:13 am
exactly
every day i go out and i'm like well the blocks with eyes are looking particularly yellow today
wariofan63 4:15 am
Remember when there was nothing but bricks?
cheesetrooper 4:16 am
i guess you could relate that to when you could only take black and white photos
on second thought i don't know if you could
i mean i don't know if anyone could
wariofan63 4:17 am
I highly doubt it
Maybe you should write an article about how getting the black and white camera in Wind Waker is a metaphor for the 30s
cheesetrooper 4:17 am
not a bad idea
the flood represents the depression
cheesetrooper 4:18 am
old hyrule is the good times of the 20's
wariofan63 4:18 am
The King of Hyrule is Herbert Hoover
filled with regret
cheesetrooper 4:19 am
no way, that works perfectly
when he tells link to make a new hyrule
it's just like roosevelt's new deal
wariofan63 4:20 am
The pirates aren't pirates by choice their just Americans out of a job
they were all Wall Street Journalists
cheesetrooper 4:20 am

wariofan63 4:21 am
Phantom Hourglass is
its a metaphor for the 40s
The discovery of the New America
wariofan63 4:22 am
Spirit Tracks, despite taking place a century after is just the 50s
Link is literally the Hero of Time as he teaches children of decades past
Ocarina of Time?
More like Ocarina of 80s
cheesetrooper 4:24 am
spirit tracks deals closely with the birth of the interstate highway in the 50's
ocarina of time as the 80's, how does that work
wariofan63 4:24 am
I uh
It was radical
Everyone was having a good time
wariofan63 4:24 am
Saved by the Bell was funny
I uh
Didnt think this one through
cheesetrooper 4:25 am
i want to compare screech and navi
wariofan63 4:25 am
That could work
Ganondorf is Princpal Bellding
The absolute worst pun in a sitcom ever

You have the title for your memoirs

Stabbing Ganondorf in the forehead represents bootlegging.

P.S. spoilers.

Ganondorf should be Andrew Jackson