Mariorocks65 (10:03:31 PM): Ladies and Gentlemen you may all bow to my greatness
LuigiRok (10:03:36 PM): No
Mariorocks65 (10:03:44 PM): I scored with two different women at two different points in time today
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:03:52 PM): lol wat
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:03:54 PM): i find it hard to believe that
LuigiRok (10:03:56 PM): Did you tell them that you're a cosplayer?
Mariorocks65 (10:04:03 PM): i tell the truth sir
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:04:16 PM): rocky scoring means having se
Mariorocks65 (10:04:17 PM): Two women, three hours apart
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:04:17 PM): x
Mariorocks65 (10:04:27 PM): yes I realize that
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:04:32 PM): so were they hookers
Mariorocks65 (10:04:37 PM): yes
Mariorocks65 (10:04:50 PM): No I didnt actually get a home run with either of the girls but I got to third base
Mariorocks65 (10:04:54 PM): hooray for rocky
LuigiRok (10:05:02 PM): Aren't you 17?
Retro Belmont (10:05:03 PM): Hookers, huh
Mariorocks65 (10:05:10 PM): yessum 17
LuigiRok (10:05:14 PM): Isn't that illegal?
Mariorocks65 (10:05:18 PM): yes
Mariorocks65 (10:05:24 PM): i think
LuigiRok (10:05:37 PM): Didn't this cross your mind at any point?
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:05:46 PM): he was kidding
Mariorocks65 (10:05:47 PM): they were 16 and 17 respectivelly anyway
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:05:51 PM): he said he didn't get a home run
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:06:00 PM): which is some sort of dating terminology
Mariorocks65 (10:06:02 PM): And
LuigiRok (10:06:09 PM): A court of law probably wouldn't care
Mariorocks65 (10:06:21 PM): Im a weed junkie, the idea of "maybe I shouldnt do this" doesnt cross my mind much
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:06:57 PM): so if rocky told us a story about getting caught
Mariorocks65 (10:07:01 PM): Anyway I've had the best two days ever
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:07:06 PM): would it be more or less awkward than the story about mj getting caught
LuigiRok (10:07:22 PM): More because we know Rocky
Mariorocks65 (10:07:32 PM): driving all up and down the highway for miles blasting lots of music and lightin some bowls
LuigiRok (10:07:39 PM): But he's always an embarassment
Mariorocks65 (10:07:41 PM): listening to guns n roses
LuigiRok (10:07:43 PM): So I guess less
LuigiRok (10:07:49 PM): Ohhhhhhh
Mariorocks65 (10:07:56 PM): then we went to my buddy's party and it was off the chain
Mariorocks65 (10:08:05 PM): Me and my buddy got so smashed
Mariorocks65 (10:08:09 PM): and baked
Mariorocks65 (10:08:19 PM): And there were some pretty hot chicks there
Mariorocks65 (10:08:25 PM): They denied me alot though
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:08:29 PM): i love baked lays
Mariorocks65 (10:08:32 PM): But at the last minute I got some good stuff
Mariorocks65 (10:08:52 PM): And then tonight my chick friend that I havnt seen for a few months with some herbs
Mariorocks65 (10:09:04 PM): she applied some hand messaging to my peep
Mariorocks65 (10:09:14 PM): and then i went out smoking with my buddies
Mariorocks65 (10:09:22 PM): and then we sat and watched devils rejects
Mariorocks65 (10:09:30 PM): and then i walked to my other chick friend's house
Mariorocks65 (10:09:31 PM): and we smoked
Mariorocks65 (10:09:41 PM): and she applied a mouth massage
Mariorocks65 (10:09:43 PM): and now I'm back
LuigiRok (10:09:51 PM): I thought you said they were good days
Mariorocks65 (10:09:53 PM): listening to black label society and you guys
LuigiRok (10:10:32 PM): All I hear is Flintstones, Water, and Supermodels
LuigiRok (10:10:42 PM): And the Father Vorpriest says those are evil
Mariorocks65 (10:11:07 PM): God I love not missing out on my teen years like you people did
LuigiRok (10:11:37 PM): I'm pretty sure I lived all seven of them
Mariorocks65 (10:11:48 PM): tell me about em
LuigiRok (10:11:55 PM): I wasn't dead during them
LuigiRok (10:11:59 PM): So I didn't miss them
Mariorocks65 (10:12:15 PM): tell me about your teen years
Mariorocks65 (10:12:37 PM): masa needs to be here
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:12:41 PM): lol
LuigiRok (10:12:42 PM): Most likely they were unmemorable
Mariorocks65 (10:12:43 PM): he'd be giving me the biggest high five
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:12:47 PM): he's gettin' baked right now man
LuigiRok (10:12:49 PM): Since I don't remember them
Mariorocks65 (10:12:55 PM): Dude I wanna go with him
Mariorocks65 (10:13:02 PM): I should text him
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:13:10 PM): i'm sure he'd tolerate that
Mariorocks65 (10:13:20 PM): who's got his number
LuigiRok (10:13:28 PM): I could probably get it
LuigiRok (10:13:29 PM): But I won't
Mariorocks65 (10:13:37 PM): ill call him for you
LuigiRok (10:13:51 PM): I'll just drive over there
LuigiRok (10:13:56 PM): And bug his phone
Mariorocks65 (10:14:00 PM): drive me over there
LuigiRok (10:14:01 PM): No
Mariorocks65 (10:14:05 PM): yes
LuigiRok (10:14:06 PM): You're baked
Mariorocks65 (10:14:10 PM): yes
LuigiRok (10:14:13 PM): I only drive with fried things
Mariorocks65 (10:14:26 PM): i'm fried, baked AND fizzled
LuigiRok (10:14:33 PM): French fried things
Mariorocks65 (10:14:51 PM): wee wee
LuigiRok (10:15:02 PM): It's "oui"
LuigiRok (10:15:12 PM): You can't fool me!
Retro Belmont (10:17:03 PM): Rocky.
Retro Belmont (10:17:12 PM): I'm calling Vorp to exorcise your demons.
Retro Belmont (10:17:17 PM): He can do that, can't he?
LuigiRok (10:17:20 PM): Yes
nintfjr (10:17:22 PM): He's not that kind of Preacher
nintfjr (10:17:26 PM): he's protestant, not catholic
nintfjr (10:17:31 PM): We need GOlem for this one
Retro Belmont (10:17:33 PM): He'll ask God for the powers then.
LuigiRok (10:17:35 PM): I'm Catholic
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:17:42 PM): high five
LuigiRok (10:17:47 PM): *high fives*
Mariorocks65 (10:18:02 PM): i dunno
Mariorocks65 (10:18:16 PM): ive sinned so much it'll make damien shun me
Retro Belmont (10:18:18 PM): I have a religious soulmate, does that count?
Mariorocks65 (10:18:19 PM): and im only 17
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:18:26 PM): fera's not real
Mariorocks65 (10:18:26 PM): wait till im 30
Mariorocks65 (10:18:31 PM): or have a mid life crisis
Retro Belmont (10:18:37 PM): I went to high school, I know how people are at 17.
nintfjr (10:18:44 PM): I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in demons. Sorry Rocky, you'll just have to stop acting out like a normal preson
Retro Belmont (10:18:44 PM): It ain't pretty.
Mariorocks65 (10:18:55 PM): no
nintfjr (10:19:00 PM): Oh well, I tried
Mariorocks65 (10:19:14 PM): Acting out is the best
LuigiRok (10:19:36 PM): Wait for it
Mariorocks65 (10:19:53 PM): waiting
Retro Belmont (10:20:52 PM): Stop waiting. DO SOMETHING.
Mariorocks65 (10:21:06 PM): um
Mariorocks65 (10:21:09 PM): i dunno
Mariorocks65 (10:21:18 PM): what should i do
Retro Belmont (10:21:27 PM): *Smacks you on the back of the head*
Retro Belmont (10:21:33 PM): Finish posting in MWNP!
Mariorocks65 (10:21:42 PM): im
Mariorocks65 (10:21:43 PM): too
Mariorocks65 (10:21:45 PM): high
Retro Belmont (10:21:45 PM): Do something with your life!
Mariorocks65 (10:21:46 PM): in
Mariorocks65 (10:21:46 PM): the
Mariorocks65 (10:21:47 PM): sky
Retro Belmont (10:21:51 PM): Good, then post in Flimbo.
Mariorocks65 (10:22:03 PM): not high enough for that yet
Retro Belmont (10:22:36 PM): Dammit boy.
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:23:07 PM): lol
Mariorocks65 (10:23:56 PM): i smoke herbs wayyy too much
Mariorocks65 (10:24:03 PM): but i want to smoke wayyy much more
LuigiRok (10:24:09 PM): Like Ginkgo?
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:24:18 PM): a dilemma for the ages
Mariorocks65 (10:24:35 PM): help me
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:24:44 PM): here's yami he can help
Retro Belmont (10:24:52 PM): He'll straighten this out.
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:24:53 PM): more than any of us can anyway
Mariorocks65 (10:24:57 PM): i usually smoke a half eigth a day
yoshiyami (10:24:59 PM) has entered the room.
LuigiRok (10:25:02 PM): Yami
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:25:02 PM): hey yami
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:25:06 PM): how much should rocky smoke
Mariorocks65 (10:25:06 PM): otherwise its a dime
yoshiyami (10:25:14 PM): DON;T SMOKE
Retro Belmont (10:25:18 PM): Rocky is a confused youth with MARIJUANA.
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:25:21 PM): yeah save some for yami
yoshiyami (10:25:36 PM): weed is trash
Mariorocks65 (10:25:45 PM): mary jane
yoshiyami (10:25:48 PM): why not grow up by HAVING SEX with a HOT BABE
Retro Belmont (10:25:52 PM): This is turning into an intervention
yoshiyami (10:25:56 PM): do that instead
Mariorocks65 (10:25:58 PM): doing that too yamo
Mariorocks65 (10:26:00 PM): well working on it
Mariorocks65 (10:26:05 PM): trying to multitask
Retro Belmont (10:26:17 PM): What if you mix it up?
LuigiRok (10:26:19 PM): Interventions are fun
LuigiRok (10:26:24 PM): Have sex with a weed
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:26:27 PM): oh my cod i just smoked a girl and had sex with mj
Retro Belmont (10:26:28 PM): You could be having sex with weed and smoking a lady.
Retro Belmont (10:26:39 PM): Damn you both
Retro Belmont (10:26:44 PM): I was supposed to finish it
Retro Belmont (10:26:45 PM): TO THE END
LuigiRok (10:26:48 PM): TYPE FASTER
Retro Belmont (10:26:51 PM): NO
LuigiRok (10:26:53 PM): Okay
LuigiRok (10:26:59 PM): I'm sorry
Retro Belmont (10:27:05 PM): Apology accepting
Retro Belmont (10:27:08 PM): ...
yoshiyami (10:27:14 PM): pull WEEDS with the opposite SEX
yoshiyami (10:27:15 PM): do that
Retro Belmont (10:27:20 PM): As in DENIED
LuigiRok (10:27:28 PM): That's good clean fun
Retro Belmont (10:27:31 PM): Yeah, get a job
yoshiyami (10:27:56 PM): grow up by
yoshiyami (10:28:02 PM): posting in FFOG3
LuigiRok (10:28:02 PM): What we need to do is go kidnap Rocky and drop him off in Amish Country
Mariorocks65 (10:28:10 PM): yes
Retro Belmont (10:28:13 PM): You want Rocky to post in FFOG3?
yoshiyami (10:28:17 PM): why not
Mariorocks65 (10:28:18 PM): the amish got that crazy weed
yoshiyami (10:28:22 PM): he's better than director i bet
Retro Belmont (10:28:39 PM): Well, I mean he isn't into FF.
yoshiyami (10:29:41 PM): neither is GORE
yoshiyami (10:29:43 PM): or director
yoshiyami (10:29:47 PM): or DITTO i think
yoshiyami (10:29:52 PM): ditto or vorpal