Mariorocks65 (10:03:31 PM): Ladies and Gentlemen you may all bow to my greatness
LuigiRok (10:03:36 PM): No
Mariorocks65 (10:03:44 PM): I scored with two different women at two different points in time today
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:03:52 PM): lol wat
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:03:54 PM): i find it hard to believe that
LuigiRok (10:03:56 PM): Did you tell them that you're a cosplayer?
Mariorocks65 (10:04:03 PM): i tell the truth sir
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:04:16 PM): rocky scoring means having se
Mariorocks65 (10:04:17 PM): Two women, three hours apart
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:04:17 PM): x
Mariorocks65 (10:04:27 PM): yes I realize that
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:04:32 PM): so were they hookers
Mariorocks65 (10:04:37 PM): yes
Mariorocks65 (10:04:50 PM): No I didnt actually get a home run with either of the girls but I got to third base
Mariorocks65 (10:04:54 PM): hooray for rocky
LuigiRok (10:05:02 PM): Aren't you 17?
Retro Belmont (10:05:03 PM): Hookers, huh
Mariorocks65 (10:05:10 PM): yessum 17
LuigiRok (10:05:14 PM): Isn't that illegal?
Mariorocks65 (10:05:18 PM): yes
Mariorocks65 (10:05:24 PM): i think
LuigiRok (10:05:37 PM): Didn't this cross your mind at any point?
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:05:46 PM): he was kidding
Mariorocks65 (10:05:47 PM): they were 16 and 17 respectivelly anyway
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:05:51 PM): he said he didn't get a home run
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:06:00 PM): which is some sort of dating terminology
Mariorocks65 (10:06:02 PM): And
LuigiRok (10:06:09 PM): A court of law probably wouldn't care
Mariorocks65 (10:06:21 PM): Im a weed junkie, the idea of "maybe I shouldnt do this" doesnt cross my mind much
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:06:57 PM): so if rocky told us a story about getting caught
Mariorocks65 (10:07:01 PM): Anyway I've had the best two days ever
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:07:06 PM): would it be more or less awkward than the story about mj getting caught
LuigiRok (10:07:22 PM): More because we know Rocky
Mariorocks65 (10:07:32 PM): driving all up and down the highway for miles blasting lots of music and lightin some bowls
LuigiRok (10:07:39 PM): But he's always an embarassment
Mariorocks65 (10:07:41 PM): listening to guns n roses
LuigiRok (10:07:43 PM): So I guess less
LuigiRok (10:07:49 PM): Ohhhhhhh
Mariorocks65 (10:07:56 PM): then we went to my buddy's party and it was off the chain
Mariorocks65 (10:08:05 PM): Me and my buddy got so smashed
Mariorocks65 (10:08:09 PM): and baked
Mariorocks65 (10:08:19 PM): And there were some pretty hot chicks there
Mariorocks65 (10:08:25 PM): They denied me alot though
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:08:29 PM): i love baked lays
Mariorocks65 (10:08:32 PM): But at the last minute I got some good stuff
Mariorocks65 (10:08:52 PM): And then tonight my chick friend that I havnt seen for a few months with some herbs
Mariorocks65 (10:09:04 PM): she applied some hand messaging to my peep
Mariorocks65 (10:09:14 PM): and then i went out smoking with my buddies
Mariorocks65 (10:09:22 PM): and then we sat and watched devils rejects
Mariorocks65 (10:09:30 PM): and then i walked to my other chick friend's house
Mariorocks65 (10:09:31 PM): and we smoked
Mariorocks65 (10:09:41 PM): and she applied a mouth massage
Mariorocks65 (10:09:43 PM): and now I'm back
LuigiRok (10:09:51 PM): I thought you said they were good days
Mariorocks65 (10:09:53 PM): listening to black label society and you guys
LuigiRok (10:10:32 PM): All I hear is Flintstones, Water, and Supermodels
LuigiRok (10:10:42 PM): And the Father Vorpriest says those are evil
Mariorocks65 (10:11:07 PM): God I love not missing out on my teen years like you people did
LuigiRok (10:11:37 PM): I'm pretty sure I lived all seven of them
Mariorocks65 (10:11:48 PM): tell me about em
LuigiRok (10:11:55 PM): I wasn't dead during them
LuigiRok (10:11:59 PM): So I didn't miss them
Mariorocks65 (10:12:15 PM): tell me about your teen years
Mariorocks65 (10:12:37 PM): masa needs to be here
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:12:41 PM): lol
LuigiRok (10:12:42 PM): Most likely they were unmemorable
Mariorocks65 (10:12:43 PM): he'd be giving me the biggest high five
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:12:47 PM): he's gettin' baked right now man
LuigiRok (10:12:49 PM): Since I don't remember them
Mariorocks65 (10:12:55 PM): Dude I wanna go with him
Mariorocks65 (10:13:02 PM): I should text him
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:13:10 PM): i'm sure he'd tolerate that
Mariorocks65 (10:13:20 PM): who's got his number
LuigiRok (10:13:28 PM): I could probably get it
LuigiRok (10:13:29 PM): But I won't
Mariorocks65 (10:13:37 PM): ill call him for you
LuigiRok (10:13:51 PM): I'll just drive over there
LuigiRok (10:13:56 PM): And bug his phone
Mariorocks65 (10:14:00 PM): drive me over there
LuigiRok (10:14:01 PM): No
Mariorocks65 (10:14:05 PM): yes
LuigiRok (10:14:06 PM): You're baked
Mariorocks65 (10:14:10 PM): yes
LuigiRok (10:14:13 PM): I only drive with fried things
Mariorocks65 (10:14:26 PM): i'm fried, baked AND fizzled
LuigiRok (10:14:33 PM): French fried things
Mariorocks65 (10:14:51 PM): wee wee
LuigiRok (10:15:02 PM): It's "oui"
LuigiRok (10:15:12 PM): You can't fool me!
Retro Belmont (10:17:03 PM): Rocky.
Retro Belmont (10:17:12 PM): I'm calling Vorp to exorcise your demons.
Retro Belmont (10:17:17 PM): He can do that, can't he?
LuigiRok (10:17:20 PM): Yes
nintfjr (10:17:22 PM): He's not that kind of Preacher
nintfjr (10:17:26 PM): he's protestant, not catholic
nintfjr (10:17:31 PM): We need GOlem for this one
Retro Belmont (10:17:33 PM): He'll ask God for the powers then.
LuigiRok (10:17:35 PM): I'm Catholic
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:17:42 PM): high five
LuigiRok (10:17:47 PM): *high fives*
Mariorocks65 (10:18:02 PM): i dunno
Mariorocks65 (10:18:16 PM): ive sinned so much it'll make damien shun me
Retro Belmont (10:18:18 PM): I have a religious soulmate, does that count?
Mariorocks65 (10:18:19 PM): and im only 17
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:18:26 PM): fera's not real
Mariorocks65 (10:18:26 PM): wait till im 30
Mariorocks65 (10:18:31 PM): or have a mid life crisis
Retro Belmont (10:18:37 PM): I went to high school, I know how people are at 17.
nintfjr (10:18:44 PM): I'm an atheist, so I don't believe in demons. Sorry Rocky, you'll just have to stop acting out like a normal preson
Retro Belmont (10:18:44 PM): It ain't pretty.
Mariorocks65 (10:18:55 PM): no
nintfjr (10:19:00 PM): Oh well, I tried
Mariorocks65 (10:19:14 PM): Acting out is the best
LuigiRok (10:19:36 PM): Wait for it
Mariorocks65 (10:19:53 PM): waiting
Retro Belmont (10:20:52 PM): Stop waiting. DO SOMETHING.
Mariorocks65 (10:21:06 PM): um
Mariorocks65 (10:21:09 PM): i dunno
Mariorocks65 (10:21:18 PM): what should i do
Retro Belmont (10:21:27 PM): *Smacks you on the back of the head*
Retro Belmont (10:21:33 PM): Finish posting in MWNP!
Mariorocks65 (10:21:42 PM): im
Mariorocks65 (10:21:43 PM): too
Mariorocks65 (10:21:45 PM): high
Retro Belmont (10:21:45 PM): Do something with your life!
Mariorocks65 (10:21:46 PM): in
Mariorocks65 (10:21:46 PM): the
Mariorocks65 (10:21:47 PM): sky
Retro Belmont (10:21:51 PM): Good, then post in Flimbo.
Mariorocks65 (10:22:03 PM): not high enough for that yet
Retro Belmont (10:22:36 PM): Dammit boy.
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:23:07 PM): lol
Mariorocks65 (10:23:56 PM): i smoke herbs wayyy too much
Mariorocks65 (10:24:03 PM): but i want to smoke wayyy much more
LuigiRok (10:24:09 PM): Like Ginkgo?
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:24:18 PM): a dilemma for the ages
Mariorocks65 (10:24:35 PM): help me
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:24:44 PM): here's yami he can help
Retro Belmont (10:24:52 PM): He'll straighten this out.
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:24:53 PM): more than any of us can anyway
Mariorocks65 (10:24:57 PM): i usually smoke a half eigth a day
yoshiyami (10:24:59 PM) has entered the room.
LuigiRok (10:25:02 PM): Yami
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:25:02 PM): hey yami
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:25:06 PM): how much should rocky smoke
Mariorocks65 (10:25:06 PM): otherwise its a dime
yoshiyami (10:25:14 PM): DON;T SMOKE
Retro Belmont (10:25:18 PM): Rocky is a confused youth with MARIJUANA.
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:25:21 PM): yeah save some for yami
yoshiyami (10:25:36 PM): weed is trash
Mariorocks65 (10:25:45 PM): mary jane
yoshiyami (10:25:48 PM): why not grow up by HAVING SEX with a HOT BABE
Retro Belmont (10:25:52 PM): This is turning into an intervention
yoshiyami (10:25:56 PM): do that instead
Mariorocks65 (10:25:58 PM): doing that too yamo
Mariorocks65 (10:26:00 PM): well working on it
Mariorocks65 (10:26:05 PM): trying to multitask
Retro Belmont (10:26:17 PM): What if you mix it up?
LuigiRok (10:26:19 PM): Interventions are fun
LuigiRok (10:26:24 PM): Have sex with a weed
Cheesetrooper 2 (10:26:27 PM): oh my cod i just smoked a girl and had sex with mj
Retro Belmont (10:26:28 PM): You could be having sex with weed and smoking a lady.
Retro Belmont (10:26:39 PM): Damn you both
Retro Belmont (10:26:44 PM): I was supposed to finish it
Retro Belmont (10:26:45 PM): TO THE END
LuigiRok (10:26:48 PM): TYPE FASTER
Retro Belmont (10:26:51 PM): NO
LuigiRok (10:26:53 PM): Okay
LuigiRok (10:26:59 PM): I'm sorry
Retro Belmont (10:27:05 PM): Apology accepting
Retro Belmont (10:27:08 PM): ...
yoshiyami (10:27:14 PM): pull WEEDS with the opposite SEX
yoshiyami (10:27:15 PM): do that
Retro Belmont (10:27:20 PM): As in DENIED
LuigiRok (10:27:28 PM): That's good clean fun
Retro Belmont (10:27:31 PM): Yeah, get a job
yoshiyami (10:27:56 PM): grow up by
yoshiyami (10:28:02 PM): posting in FFOG3
LuigiRok (10:28:02 PM): What we need to do is go kidnap Rocky and drop him off in Amish Country
Mariorocks65 (10:28:10 PM): yes
Retro Belmont (10:28:13 PM): You want Rocky to post in FFOG3?
yoshiyami (10:28:17 PM): why not
Mariorocks65 (10:28:18 PM): the amish got that crazy weed
yoshiyami (10:28:22 PM): he's better than director i bet
Retro Belmont (10:28:39 PM): Well, I mean he isn't into FF.
yoshiyami (10:29:41 PM): neither is GORE
yoshiyami (10:29:43 PM): or director
yoshiyami (10:29:47 PM): or DITTO i think
yoshiyami (10:29:52 PM): ditto or vorpal

Every ladder needs a bottom rung.

So... let me get this straight... if "missing out on my teen years" means not ruining my life by my mid-twenties through what is ultimately shallow and unfulfilling means of temporary pleasure... which is what I've seen happen to about 80% of the people I grew up with that went that route... then I'm pretty satisfied with missing out on my teen years.

Lame.

Yeah Vorpal, you and your morals and maturity are totally uncool >.>

You should be ashamed of yourself for trying to be the bigger person.

Yeah. Most of us here, we were born 40 years old.

For example, my first words were "GET OFF MY LAWN, YOU DAMN KIDS."

Rocky. We like you. But as long as you're living under our roof, you'll live by our rules. You're not too old for a-beatin.

*takes off belt and snaps it a few times*

I'm actually a rebel. I'm such a rebel, I follow the rules!

A rebel without a pause.

I'm the Empire. I MAKE the rules.

Die, rebel scum!