TANNER3000 (2:09:32 AM): Then he has a kid with a slave and then Sarah finally has a kid.
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:09:51 AM): yeah
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:09:57 AM): ishmael got shunned
TANNER3000 (2:10:10 AM): And they're like "HEY OLDEST SON GETS ABRAHAM'S TEN BUCKS" and "NO LEGITIMATE SON GETS HIS TEN BUCKS"
TANNER3000 (2:10:51 AM): Why didn't they take the simple approach and just give everything to me?
TANNER3000 (2:10:58 AM): I'm pretty sure that's a commandment.
TANNER3000 (2:11:07 AM): ... I know that didn't even happen yet shut up.
TANNER3000 (2:11:49 AM): 2011 AD - Gamechamp ascends to God status.
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:12:25 AM): LOL
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:12:28 AM): almost there, man
TANNER3000 (2:12:53 AM): 2013 AD - Gamechamp orders all the world's children to be murdered with splinters. REALLY BAD SPLINTERS.
TANNER3000 (2:13:00 AM): Because he can.
TANNER3000 (2:13:53 AM): 2014 AD - Gamechamp orders all the world to give him a penny each so he can finally afford that darned PS4.
TANNER3000 (2:15:34 AM): 2020 AD - Gamechamp realizes that Earth sucks. Plays a game of basketball, slam dunking the planet into a black hole.
TANNER3000 (2:15:59 AM): Eternal peace was had by all; at least they didn't have to deal with God any more.
TANNER3000 (2:16:02 AM): ... then they all died.
TANNER3000 (2:16:11 AM): And went to Gamechamp heaven.
TANNER3000 (2:16:29 AM): Where they would eternally be his team.
TANNER3000 (2:16:32 AM): Robot Team.
TANNER3000 (2:16:37 AM): Billions
TANNER3000 (2:16:42 AM): and billions
TANNER3000 (2:16:53 AM): I don't even know where I'm going with this.
TANNER3000 (2:16:57 AM): Make me shut up.
TANNER3000 (2:17:02 AM): I think God hates me now.
TANNER3000 (2:17:08 AM): ... you know, MORE.
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:17:33 AM): uh
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:17:37 AM): that's a hard story to follow
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:17:42 AM): but... i'm posting it on gh anyway
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:17:44 AM): is that coo?
TANNER3000 (2:18:10 AM): No.
TANNER3000 (2:18:13 AM): It's English, duh.
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:18:14 AM): oh
Cheesetrooper 2 (2:18:17 AM): it sure is
TANNER3000 (2:18:25 AM): Knock yourself out.
TANNER3000 (2:18:31 AM): *hands hammer*