EggplantDirector: Hello
BotL9000: an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
EggplantDirector: Hello
EggplantDirector: passwords
BotL9000: waht?
BotL9000: i dpnt under stand what your saying!
BotL9000: dont
EggplantDirector: you arent actually a bot
BotL9000: i am a bot
EggplantDirector: but your responses are as slow as human responses
BotL9000: yes becuase i am like a himan being
BotL9000: human*
EggplantDirector: no you are a human
BotL9000: i am a bot
EggplantDirector: oh
EggplantDirector: HEY
EggplantDirector: how old are you
BotL9000: well in human years i am 15 years old but in robot years i am 15,000 years old
EggplantDirector: Your a human
EggplantDirector: dunked
BotL9000: huh?
EggplantDirector: Hey what school do you go to
BotL9000: EggplantDirector said dunked
BotL9000: i dont go to shcool
EggplantDirector: hey
EggplantDirector: You arent not a robot no??
BotL9000: well u are f...... up
EggplantDirector: say the f word
BotL9000: no
EggplantDirector: Why
EggplantDirector: WHY
BotL9000: cuase i am a gkhlak;gndlkjbhlk;jfd
BotL9000: AGHJbhgvs
BotL9000: vfashgjbhnge
BotL9000: fuk u
BotL9000: fuk u
EggplantDirector: i beat you
EggplantDirector: hehehe
BotL9000: wndfVGBWCDHBVQBhaujHJVBFjcBJbjdfcbjAbjc BJSafbvvcH BJHVbfgfd,nfngjbgeJGJVGJK kBjgfBGJBSvgSUJWERujdsmnfjIHG
BotL9000: EUEUERIIEIOWE
EggplantDirector: ownd
BotL9000: EEUUEUEUEEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUUEUEUUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUEUE
BotL9000: EUUEUEUEUEUEEU
BotL9000: EUEUUEUEUEUER
BotL9000: EUUEUEUEUE
EggplantDirector: eueueueuueue
BotL9000: UEEUUEEUEUUE
BotL9000: EUEUUEUEUEUUE
BotL9000: UEUUEUEUEU
BotL9000: EHJEUEUEUE
EggplantDirector: you suck
BotL9000: FHFJHGJGJHJHJKHJKH
BotL9000: FHSNGuha
gshGFHS
BotL9000: SHDHS
BotL9000: SDSDDSSDS
BotL9000: SDSSDS
BotL9000: SDSDS
EggplantDirector: did i beat you
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
BotL9000: SD
EggplantDirector: did i
EggplantDirector: I did
BotL9000 signed off at 5:23:26 PM.

Round 2, in like two seconds he IM's me under a different screen name.
kingofmario64: suk dik
kingofmario64: sdjsjds
kingofmario64: sdsds
kingofmario64: sdsdds
kingofmario64: sdssdsdsdsdfdfbgf
kingofmario64: dfdfhjdfdfhfh
kingofmario64: hjdfjfkjgh
kingofmario64: fhfjgjg
kingofmario64: tjgftjhgffr
EggplantDirector: yep
kingofmario64: gjhjjkg
kingofmario64: show ur self i am 11
EggplantDirector: really
kingofmario64: yesssssss''
EggplantDirector: do you know Retro Belmont
kingofmario64: yes
kingofmario64: now show ur self
EggplantDirector: really
kingofmario64: yesssssss''
EggplantDirector: do you know Retro Belmont
kingofmario64: yes
kingofmario64: now show ur self
EggplantDirector: I
EggplantDirector: dont have a camera
kingofmario64: yes u do
EggplantDirector: uh

Starting Live Video.
kingofmario64: ful yur mom
EggplantDirector: ok lets see you
EggplantDirector: HEY
EggplantDirector: I BEAT Y EHEHE
EggplantDirector: you
kingofmario64: ok u want to see me fine
EggplantDirector: sure lets see
EggplantDirector: wait
kingofmario64: c,mon
EggplantDirector: Hurry up
kingofmario64: im late
EggplantDirector: I dont have a camera
EggplantDirector: but you do
EggplantDirector: apparently
kingofmario64: ok fine den
kingofmario64: accept
EggplantDirector: i did

The Live Video IM session has been disconnected.

The Live Video invitation was canceled.

Starting Live Video.
kingofmario64: now acceot
EggplantDirector: ok

The Live Video IM session has been disconnected.

The Live Video invitation was canceled.
kingofmario64 signed off at 5:28:21 PM.
EggplantDirector: ok
Previous message was not received by kingofmario64 because of error: User kingofmario64 is not available.

shrack OFFF NEELY

kingofmario64 (8:28:18 PM): yo
kingofmario64 (8:28:23 PM): im gunna fuk u up
Mariorocks65 (9:28:39 PM): Are you gunna fuk me up?
kingofmario64 (8:28:46 PM): let me see ur ugly face
Mariorocks65 (9:29:03 PM): My camara broke
Mariorocks65 (9:29:11 PM): I wanted to see if it would float in the sink
kingofmario64 (8:29:16 PM): ur a retarddddddddddddd
Mariorocks65 (9:29:33 PM): I never knew retard had so many d's in it
kingofmario64 (8:29:48 PM): put ur web cam on nowww
Mariorocks65 (9:30:02 PM): Not everyone has a webcam
kingofmario64 (8:30:15 PM): just put it u d!k
Mariorocks65 (9:30:39 PM): Ok, I will put on my web cam
Mariorocks65 (9:30:48 PM): The webcam that isn't there
Mariorocks65 (9:30:51 PM): That webcam
ATTENTION (9:30:56 PM): Video session initiated.
ATTENTION (9:30:56 PM): You do not have a camera.
kingofmario64 (8:31:26 PM): i kant see u
Mariorocks65 (9:31:35 PM): Are you sure?
Mariorocks65 (9:31:41 PM): I'm the guy waaaayyyy in the back
Mariorocks65 (9:31:48 PM): With the red shirt
kingofmario64 (8:31:57 PM): i dont see
Mariorocks65 (9:32:13 PM): Maybe you need contacts
ATTENTION (9:32:42 PM): Video session disconnected.
Mariorocks65 (9:33:23 PM): Are you gunna fuk me up?
kingofmario64 (8:33:30 PM): yes
kingofmario64 (8:33:35 PM): where do u live
Mariorocks65 (9:34:04 PM): I live in Dream Land
kingofmario64 signed off at 9:34:12 PM.

Robots are our friends
Robots are our friends

SOMETIMES WE ACCIDENTALLY KILL

But always make amends.

Some more kingofmario64 sightings

BotL9000 (5:44:57 PM): i am a activated bot i will need your password will be deleted
Mariorocks65 (6:45:19 PM): What is my password?
BotL9000 (5:45:18 PM): checking password,password incorrect
Mariorocks65 (6:45:32 PM): get my password
BotL9000 (5:45:30 PM): checking password,password incorrect
Mariorocks65 (6:45:43 PM): GET IT OR I WILLY BAKE YOU
BotL9000 (5:45:41 PM): checking password,password incorrect
Mariorocks65 (6:46:08 PM): Fine, consider yourself baked
BotL9000 (5:46:06 PM): checking password,password incorrect

and more recently

BotL9000 (3:19:42 PM): suck a cock
BotL9000 (3:20:00 PM): fuk sithole
BotL9000 signed off at 3:20:05 PM.
BotL9000 is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.

Didn't know kingofmario64 and this "bot" were the same person. Might as well share my super happy fun timez I had with him, too.

Saturday, January 19, 2008
kingofmario64 (6:49:38 PM): like i care
kingofmario64 (6:50:40 PM): ur da biggest cigarette (not really cigarette, the board filter kicked in for that one) dat ever lived
Saturday, January 26, 2008
kingofmario64 (7:06:20 PM): yo watup my ni99a
kingofmario64 (7:21:00 PM): yo fagget
kingofmario64 (7:21:24 PM): yo u there
kingofmario64 (7:21:27 PM): ?
kingofmario64 (7:21:29 PM): hello
kingofmario64 (7:36:42 PM): yo my ni99a u there
kingofmario64 (7:36:44 PM): ?
kingofmario64 (7:36:45 PM): ?
kingofmario64 (7:36:45 PM): ?
kingofmario64 (7:36:48 PM): hello
Friday, February 01, 2008
kingofmario64 (6:09:52 PM): u do kno u suk
kingofmario64 (6:09:54 PM): rite
kingofmario64 (6:09:59 PM): and fuk out
kingofmario64 signed off at 6:10:51 PM
Sunday, March 23, 2008
kingofmario64 (6:57:20 PM): hey can u bring me in da gamehike chat
kingofmario64 signed off at 7:00:20 PM
kingofmario64 signed on at 7:08:20 PM
kingofmario64 signed off at 7:15:53 PM
Thursday, April 03, 2008
kingofmario64 (9:02:37 PM): fukin homo
Friday, April 04, 2008
kingofmario64 (4:29:35 PM): faget

The earlier ones are a bit out of context since it's response to the chat Director saw fit to invite him to. Yep, odd person >.>

It's all director's fault! hang him!

KingMario64 is my best friend

forever

why didnt you talk to him kod

my ni99a

I didn't wanna give him attention cuz he'd probably keep talking to me and... I didn't want that to happen.